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Ben Can(’t) Fly — Part Two
[Jeff]: ...
[Ben]: ...
[Jeff]: I’m waiting.
[Ben]: Yeah yeah, I know.
[Jeff]: Then why aren’t you doing anything?
[Ben]: Just shut up and let me concentrate.
[Jeff]: Okay, Link.
[Ben]: Don’t call me that.
[Jeff]: Okay, Kristen Stewart simp.
[Ben]: I swear I will leave right now if you don’t shut the hell up—
[Jeff]: I’ll get Y/n again.
[Ben]: And tell her what?
[Jeff]: That you’re a joke of a ghost.
[Ben]: Throws a game controller at him
[Jeff, dodging]: Seriously?
[Ben]: Seriously.
[Jeff]: You just lobbed a controller at my head?
[Ben]: It stopped working a while ago. Might as well put it to some use.
[Jeff]: Uh-huh.
[Ben]: ...
[Jeff]: You’re still not flying.
[Ben]: I just need some air, okay!
[Jeff]: Wow, what are you? A paper airplane?
[Ben]: No! Let’s go up to my room.
[Jeff]: If you say so, midget.
[Ben]: I’M NOT A MIDGET!
[Jeff]: You’re what, 4′6?
[Ben]: NO. I happen to be 5′4, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
[Jeff]: Damn, you’re shorter than the average female.
[Ben]: Shut your ugly mouth and come on.
In Ben’s room
[Jeff]: So...this is going to accomplish what, exactly?
[Ben]: Giving me the umph I need to fly.
[Jeff]: How?
[Ben]: We’re two stories up, how else do you think?
[Jeff]: Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
[Jeff]: Are you... Are you planning on...
[Ben]: Leaping from the window? Yeah, you dimwit, I am.
[Jeff]: You must really wanna prove your ghosthood.
[Ben]: Shut up.
[Jeff]: Shouldn’t you be able to just float?
[Ben]: Well I—
[Jeff]: Sally can.
[Ben]: I’M NOT SALLY NOW AM I!
[Jeff]: Clearly.
Ben huffs and opens the window, staring down at the ground with uncertainty
[Jeff]: What’s the matter, Link? Gettin’ cold feet?
[Ben]: N-no.
[Jeff]: Then do it.
[Ben]: Fine.
[Jeff]:
[Ben]:
[Jeff]: You’re still not doing it.
[Ben]: Yes I am.
[Jeff]: Need a push?
[Ben]: NO.
[Jeff]: I think you need a push.
[Ben]: Uh, let me rephrase this: NO.
[Jeff]: I’m giving you a push.
[Ben]: Oh no you’re not—
[Jeff, slowly reaching his hand out]:
[Ben]: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
[Jeff]: Then jump.
[Ben]: Fine.
Ben draws in a sharp breath, leans forward, and jumps
[Jeff, cheering]: Yea-ha-ha! Fly your ass through that sky, Benny boy!
[Ben]: Fading, girlish squeals of utter terror
[Ben, quickly descending]:
[Jeff, staring down with no emotion]:
[Ben, shrieking]: HOLY SHIT WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS—!
[Ben, smacking the ground with a dramatically loud thump]:
[Ben]: Motionless
[Jeff]: Blinks
[Jeff]: Closes window and walks away
EEEEEE~ I love the headcanons! They are fun to read! ✨ Can I have a headcanons where BEN and Zalgo swapping roles and place? BEN Drowned the dark lord and Zalgo the technology lover.
Thank you thank you thank you!! All these sweet words bring so much joy to my heart 🥺❤️
I don't write for Zalgo so I won't be doing this request, I'm sorry! Although I can imagine that Ben would reign over his subjects with a wire to shock them when they did something unsatisfactory and he would speak to them in meme to confuse them. Also, he'd make them do Fortnite dances for him when he's bored.