JASON: [bursts From The Surface Of A Lazarus Pit, Screaming Incomprehensibly]

JASON: [bursts from the surface of a Lazarus Pit, screaming incomprehensibly]

RA'S: What is that demonic speech?! Talia, the boy is rabid!

TALIA: No, Father—that's just a New Jersey accent.

I want nothing more than the taskforce to be in a situation where Light doesn't have to act like this nice kid. I want him to bitch and moan, insult everyone, just be a dick in general

His and L's arguments go to a whole other level because Light stopped pulling his punches, so L did too

He makes Matsuda cry twice a day (L was using every ounce of his will power to stifle his laughter), Soichiro ends up grounding him to hell and back but besides some choice words and a "get fucked" nothing comes out of it, and omfg Aizawa was THIS close to losing his shit

L loves Light even more afterwards because holy shit what an unpleasant little jackass, he must be L's

L showing up at Light's school and introducing himself as Hideki Ryuga is fucking hysterical to me. imagine how every other student there must have felt. that's like if you were at college and some weird goth supergenius kid who looks like he hasn't stepped outside in 20 years showed up at your school and introduces himself as Harry Styles but not the one you're thinking of, and then he follows around some other weird supergenius kid for a week and they play the world's most homoerotic game of tennis and then they both disappear off the face of the earth forever

GIVE ME A DEATH NOTE MINION AU (not the little yellow fucks)

Like the Death Note just comes with tiny little built in shadow demons that are the ones that actually go out and steal the lifespan of the person whose name was written down

They look like a mix between a cat and a dragon, and are about the size of an eight week old kitten

Light fucking adores them to bits, one always sits and purs on Light's lap while he pets them as he schemes his evil plans, or rides on his shoulder when he goes out, there's always at least one with him

They follow the same rules as Ryuk, they can't be seen by someone unless they touch the Death Note they are bound to

They absolutely love Light as well because he actually gives them jobs!!! They haven't done anything for centuries, and this human guy has taken better care of them than any shinigami

They petition the shinigami king to just serve Light for the rest of his existence, best God of death ever 11/10

They are Light's #1 fans and so cute! They steal Kira merch all the time and wear it on themselves, and when ever Light is mad or frustrated they do the cutest little cheer routine to make him happy again and it always works

Light's trying to find a way to unbind them from the Note so that they will serve him instead of the owner of the book, and that way he can basically point at a criminal he wants dead and they'll know who he's talking about without him having to write the name down

Ryuk is immediately jealous because he was supposed to be Light's cool spooky companion but nooo the annoying little imps have him captivated

When he voices this Light's basically like:

"Will you give me unconditional love and support in my quest to become God of my New World?" Light asks as he idly pets a very happy and purring demon on his lap

"Eh, no—"

"Than shut the fuck up."

It's okay tho Light gives him apples and still bugs him sometimes

OMG MISA

Aaahh she would fucking love them too

SHE DRESSES THEM UP!!! Light and Misa have little demon fashion shows!!!

And who needs Light (the worst bf ever tbh) when she has these adorable little guys!!!

Oh Light is an absolute menace with these guys

They bring chaos where ever they go, and spite whoever Light doesn't like. That one teacher Light hates because he gave him a 99 over an "unclear answer" always finds his chalk broken, his coffee spilt, and continuously loses papers he needs. They can't kill without the Death Note, so they just fuck with whoever Light tells them to (rip L)

They miss Light during the Yotsuba arc so much, they hate Higuchi with a passion and will not listen to him anymore than they have to

OR unlike a shinigami you will always be able to see them after you touch a DN, even if you give it up. So Light just sees them when he's in confinement cause they didn't want to leave him and they try to entertain him while they passive aggressively torture L for doing this to their favorite master

L is IMMEDIATELY sus when Light seems less miserable in confinement, and whenever something goes missing? Kira. He stubs his toe? Obviously Light using his evil telekinesis. He mistypes a letter? Kira is afoot people.

That continues all of confinement lol

L kinda loves them too when he can see them after he touches the DN, cause they are pretty cute. He sneaks them his strawberries so they warm up to him a little, to Light's chargin.

I randomly got this idea and I LOVE IT and I will be drawing this *adds to my mental draw list of 29297r8e2o29 billion

Light *sleep deprived*: People seem to think that the battle between Kira and L is like a cat and mouse chase, but to me personally, I think it's more like two rats in a back alley way fighting over a piece of cheese with all of their might, not realizing that no matter the out come, both are likely to die prematurely.

L *the one that kept Light up*: okay Light maybe its time for bed.

Death Note but instead of Ryuk loving human apples he’s obsessed with the human world’s weed. The weed from the Shinigami realm is all reggie and brick weed. He shows up in the human world and discovers our dankest stickyickyicky and Light spends the rest of the series tossin him fat nugs.