@maroon-ghost-draws This One's For You :)

@maroon-ghost-draws this one's for you :)

If the reader agrees to the ripping off...(CW slight violence and mentions of surgery)

Ok so first of all YOU'RE SO BRAVE FOR TRUSTING THEM WITH THIS

Macaque most definitely makes you confirm dozens of times that you ARE okay with this haphazard surgery, like they will never forgive themselves if you get seriously hurt in the process :(

Wukong shows you his own top surgery scars and boasts that he can most definitely do it again

They'll both probably put some sort of numbing magic on you and/or knock you out beforehand, and Wukong has you eat an immortality peach just in case.

A few hours later BAM boom bop your top is surgeried! :D

Macaque knows a lot about the healing process from his own research and will make sure you don't do anything to mess up your system

They might ask you if you want to see what was under the skin.....it's best to decline.

7/10 simply because there's no way it was a fully sanitary environment they operated in

Can I request a platonic (Sun wukong x reader and macaque x reader) with a trans masc reader

Like where the reader is like a younger brother to them and they come out and just headcannons of them as older brothers

(They are my comfort characters and I need more platonic content)

I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE

Macaque and SWK with a transmasc lil bro PLATONIC HEADCANONS

Ok, so first off when you tell them, they are the most chill dudes ever. Like "oh, he/him now? Sure man"

they are both super good at not misgendering or deadnaming you. AND they 100000% will correct everyone.

unless you tell them you can handle yourself or something consider yourself very protected. Macaque listens to everything, and Wukong can see through everything.

Macaque offers to take you out to look for new clothes if you'd like them, he has a much better sense of style (he is also the one who can go places without being recognized unlike Wukong)

Wukong is really good at helping out with dysphoria. I hc that he's kinda meh about his own gender, like yeah he's "male" but really he doesn't give a single shit. But he knows how it feels to hate being in your body, and he is happy to offer up coping ideas

some of these ideas include more “odd” things, like covering mirrors so you don’t have to look at yourself. But it’s mostly more “common” things like doing some exercise or eating a safe food.

one thing they both suck at is suggesting ways to go forward with your transition. Wukong being Wukong will be like “Ah no problem I can rip off your things if you don’t want em!” And you have to remind him you aren’t immortal like him lmao

macaque actually sides with Wukong on this one, however they WILL NOT if you don’t want them to.

they’ll jump through whatever hoops they have to to help you change legal documents. Legally or not, they want you to feel comfortable looking at paperwork

Having a brotherly relationship after coming out will also entail them asking how comfortable you are with roughhousing or playing around like the two of them do, or even with light teasing or bickering. They don’t want to make you feel like you’re being bullied

that being said if you say you’re alright with it you better be on GUARD bc they will show up just about everywhere

they care for you through and through, and even on your worst of days they’ll be there for you and reassure you that they always will be. No matter how you identify! :)

Absolutely ripped 7 foot tall man but he’s a baby girl

!!!please read if you live in florida!!!

aaaaannnd im boutta be out of a job soon.

"welcome to florida where woke goes to die"

MORE LIKE WHERE INTELLIGENCE GOES TO FUCKING DIE.

if you didn't know. Ron DeSantis that idiot. just signed into law that any dumbass with a gun can carry a concealed loaded gun WITHOUT A PERMIT. WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE OR ANY OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT.

So let me tell you something that i know as someone who works (i will be quitting as soon as possible) at a gun range/store.

To carry a concealed carry license you had to prove to an instructer that you undersand the laws regarding concealed carry and that you understand how to safely and correctly handle a firearm. despite floridas very flimsy gun laws this at least ensured that people knew what they were doing.

that will be gone July 1st

He did this, just the other day. No media channels covered it, he didn't announce it. that low-life piece of shit did this behind closed doors because he knows how dangerous this is and he's claiming its for "our protection"

ive see the kind of idiots that can get guns. I've seen them up close and personal. Ive stood in front of them as they pulled a loaded gun from their bag. ive seen them try t get into the concealed carry class without ever having touched a gun before. ive seen them try to buy one without knowing how to handle it safely. ive seen the kind of idiots that can own and buy a gun for a mere 300 bucks. sometimes lower if there's a sale.

"but backround checks-" dont do shit. like i said...ive seen the kind of idiots that can own firearms and thats not even counting how many dangerous people are going to be allowed to carry guns into public spaces without any license because its legal now.

I dont know what the best thing is to do, but please be aware of this. Im begging you no matter where you are please reblog this because Ron desantis is trying to hide this from as many people as possible.

Please reblog this to share this information to as many people as possible and to stay safe everyone!

Ron dedumbass wants us not to know, he wants to keep us oblivious so theres no uproar. spread this news!

NBC News

Ron DeSantis quietly legalizes carrying concealed weapons without permits

The lack of fanfare around the measure was notable for a governor who regularly holds splashy news conferences and bill-signing ceremonies.

PBS NewsHour

Desantis signs bill allowing Floridians to carry concealed guns without a permit

The legislation means training and a background check will not be needed for people to carry concealed guns in public. The state currently h

No astra's

i think.. legally, i have to post things here now? how else do i feed ted 👁️👁️

Big fan of Ink MK, he’s kinda based tbh