Hello! May I Requests A Blind!reader Whos Very Wise (may Or May Not Have The Ability To See The Future

Hello! May I requests a blind!reader who’s very wise (may or may not have the ability to see the future a little bit) AHEM you know the wise blind person trope? Thanks!

I had no idea who you wanted them with, so I chose my favorite monkey trio :D enjoy, please send another ask if you meant for it to be someone else!

Monkey Trio (separately) x Wise, Blind GN Reader Headcanons!

MK - he thinks you’re pretty cool! Kinda bad at remembering you can’t see—it leads to the occasional bumping into a doorway—but he’s alright. Consults you for wisdom when he can’t get any from Monkey King or Tang. Every once in a while he convinces you to look into the future for him. Mostly for silly things, like finding out stuff about upcoming video games, but there’s times when he needs to know that it’ll all be okay. You just have to reassure him that yeah, you’ll all be fine.

SWK - not gonna lie, you probably remind him of Tripitaka to a certain degree. But he doesn’t let that affect your friendship with him! He’s really good about guiding you when you need him to. If you allow him to, he’ll make you a really cool looking stick so you can feel your way around(you really have to take his word for it that it looks cool). He never outright asks you to look into the future. More often than not he implies it, and then listens to every word you tell him about it.

Macaque - he’s half blind with six ears that he can hear into the past and future with, so I think you two would connect really well! Guides you with his voice but if you’re still about to walk into something he’ll use his tail to get you out of the way. You two talk about the future a lot—the good and the bad. But at the end of those conversations he always says something along the lines of “we’ll deal with all that when it happens”. Asks you for advice sometimes but not a whole lot since he thinks he’s too cool for that.

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I just saw this costume in a game and thought it was perfect for Wukong

if anyone is interested in the name of the game: Fox Legends

also, costume:

list of favorite things as a fanfic author:

When someone is really freaking mad at me for inducing an emotional response from them

when readers give me a background of how/when they read my writing

when readers give me a background of why they shouldn’t have been reading my writing (usually while at work)

when readers quote my work back to me in comments

the frickin’ real heroes here, the ones who comment on every chapter of an ongoing multi-chapter fic

I watched it…and uh….hm.

what the fuck is this intro

Kung fu panda energy. 

Oh hey look it’s the furnace!! I know that part!!

He looks like he should be in Cats the Muscial :(

Ew ew ew ew ew I do not like ANYONE SO FAR EXCEPT THE PREGNANT LADY

FUCKING DISGUSTING JESUS CHRIST THIS SUCKS

THIS IS AWFUL REMEMBER HOW I SAID ID GET OVER MY FEAR? I WAS SO SO WRONG

The music is the only saving grace so far

Wow is that the model of an atom? 

among us

CHOMP WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

this guy is seriously. So weird. 

“Can you just nod next time?” I like this guy.

“say it ain’t so!!” Shut up please

SHES SO ENTHUSIASTIC I LOVE HER

“I’m used to it, it’s fine.” Oh sweet boy. I’m so sorry.

Please tell me they aren’t gonna fall for the oldest trick in the book.(they fell for it.)

World’s worst game of hide and seek

They all just collectively piss??? 

The music is still slapping

BURN EM UP BABY!…oh jk 

What’s this, what’s this, there’s magic everywhere…

YO WHERE ARE WE GOING BIG MAN?

what the fuck. 

So the top solution is just ya know to lie to him about almost everything? Thanks

it is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE LADY BONE DEMON??

HOLY FUCK IS THAT YAKSA?

here we see main bully appreciating some fucking peace and quiet…oh nvm.

Ao Bing my beloved

ANOTHER FUCKING BITE

I don’t think this guy anticipated that Nezha would literally use Ao Bing as a  weapon

OH EW BITCH!! 0/10

Man’s got two bits of kindness in one day?? Is this Christmas?

I love Ao Bing so fucking much. 

Wow he really does not discriminate with his hits. He hates everyone equally

Oh for the love of anything let him have a friend please

Ah yes Nezha’s depression room :,)

Oh sweet boys.

“Don’t bail!” “I won’t.” “Ehehehehe”

AYO what are we doing boys?? Jk they’re dripping him up

“Ew gross a demon!”

Why is he stuttering so much please

Oh it’s lightning, that’s not a good sign considering everything else

PUBERTY REALLY HIT HIM LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK

oh no. No he has to betray his friend. Oh no 

“What do you care if he’s good or evil? He about to be struck by lightning!” Same

Oh my god I was right about him being a cat

THE RIBBON IS SENTIENT?!

THERE ARE STILL 30 MINUTES LEFT

worst birthday party ever

YO LEAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL ASS ALONE

this movie shows two very different sides of the “my child is the Main Character” spectrum

Also the puberty goes away when he has the hoop?? That’s bullshit all around!!

Having seen NR before this I can see how some of the moves that Nezha uses were then used by Yunxiang which is SO COOL

“That’s crazy, what the heck are you wearing?!” Same

GENIUS GENIUS WHO IS THE REAL MASTER

Ah shit now we all are in the painting

Hey. Hey it’s like the game. The thing in the game in the movie? That game?

Ao Bing? More like Ao Beautiful 

I see. They were saving the best fighting sequence for the very last minute. ALSO EVERYONE IS JUST WATCHING AND ITS HILARIOUS

the music is still slapping

THERES HIS OTHER ARMS LETS GOOOOOOO

THE THIRD LOTUS PRINCE IS FUCKING HERE

hey wait a minute. The third lotus prince. Where…where are the other two.

“If fate comes at you swinging, you fight until the end!”

The BIG BANG THEORY

they’re okay :,) my boys,,,, they’re okay

I give this movie an 8/10 simply because the character design still scares me and there were too many gross jokes. But other than that wow :,)

Admittedly more emotional than NR. Like….way more important people died/got injured in NR but I barely cried. But this one gave me two loving parents watching their son sacrifice himself and for that I can’t hold back my tears (pos)

Brb gonna watch the first Nezha movie so I can get over my fear of his character design. I will post my notes ✍️

- jackal!

I didn’t finished it as my fricking cat clicked literally taped on my computer screen as it clicked on ask but what i requested a macaque and wukong x tiger fem reader that she has horns on her head where reader works at a bakery and as how they met is that she was working and macaque and wukong walked in the bakery and saw reader working and they slowly started falling in love as they always came back at the bakery as one day reader finished working she then started walking towards her house until she got attacked and wukong and macaque heard a scream of help and as they went towards the person who screamed for help as they then saw reader beating up the attacker as they saw that they blushed as they saw how strong she was as reader then apologized to them as they saw how she beated up the attacker

The rest you can do what you want because I don’t remember much of what I wanted ＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／

Also here’s what she looks like in her tiger form

Ahh that makes sense!! I love the inspo pic. It's so cool! Enjoy!

"Eye of the Tigress"(489 w.c)

Macaque x Wukong x Fem!Tiger Demon!Reader

Pronouns: she her

Romantic Oneshot

CW: none I believe?

Walking the streets after the sun had set was a good way to relieve stress. Especially for two mystic monkeys who didn’t exactly have a good mental health week. Wukong had been overworking himself and not taking any breaks, and Macaque was tired of nagging him about it but wasn’t getting any sleep himself.

What did they decide to do? Stop by their favorite bakery to see their favorite waitress. She knew them by name, knew their favorite snacks, and got along with them. They loved her calming presence and her sweet personality. They got their usuals and began taking the scenic route home.

On their way through the winding streets, Macaque stopped and shushed him so he could listen to something. Then he started running and Wukong followed close behind.

The cries of help he had heard weren’t from who they expected, though.

Y/n was near the back of an alley, fighting off two attackers that were holding her purse. Her true form was out, with blue horns and cool gray fur. Her eyes shone with rage as her tail whipped back and forth. Wukong stepped forward in an effort to get involved, but Macaque stopped him.

“C’mon, she’s clearly got this.” He muttered.

This was true, as y/n used her glowing blue claws to slash at the arms of the robbers. They were driven back as they dropped the stolen goods. They stood still in a panic, and she roared at them. They rushed off, past the two monkeys. The tigress kept up the act of being scary until she was sure they were gone, before taking a breath, dusting herself off, and getting her bag from off the ground. It was then that she noticed the audience.

“Um.” She was speechless. They all blinked at each other awkwardly.

“That was quite the show.” Macaque finally said.

“I didn’t mean…uh, well…” Y/n was fidgeting with her tail.

“Hey, chill out a bit! It was really cool, what you just did!” Wukong approached her with Macaque in tow. They started walking with her.

“Thanks…I’m sorry if I was scary, I don’t mean to be frightening…” she was blushing harshly.

“Scary? Not to us, at least, but you sure gave those guys nightmares for weeks.” Macaque laughed.

“Pretty sure the one guy’s pants were stained, too.” Wukong added. She laughed. They arrived at what they could only assume was her home, and they stayed with her as she unlocked her front door to go inside. She gave them both a warm smile as she bid them goodnight, but they stopped her from closing the door just yet.

Both Macaque and Wukong took one of her hands and pressed a kiss to her knuckles.

“Goodnight, miss y/n.” Macaque stepped away from her, and Wukong followed after winking at her. She stood bewildered as she realized that clearly, this was all about more than just good desserts.