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I SAW YOUR REQUESTS BEING REOPENED! First Of All, How Are You? Second Of All, If It Isnt Taken. Ill Be

I SAW YOUR REQUESTS BEING REOPENED! First of all, how are you? Second of all, if it isn’t taken. I’ll be going by as 🎲 Anon. 🤭 Otherwise, reading your other works as really made me comforted and gain motivation. I’m truly inspired by your writing. Otherwise, may I request Headcanons or Scenarios of the following characters: Red Son, Mayor, Syntax and Macaque for confessing to their crush?

First of all, I'm well! Thank you for asking!

Second of all, no specific anons are taken other than snake anon, so I dub thee dice anon!

Third, I'm so glad my writing has inspired you!! Pop off!!!

Enjoy ☺️ I may or may not have cried and swooned while I wrote these

Redson, Mayor, Syntax, and Macaque Confession Headcanons!

Redson - it’s so elaborate and dramatic. They most definitely take you out for a meal first, then after that, they drive you to a special place—probably where you two met or something—and they show you this whole setup with flowers, candles, the whole shebang in order to make it all perfect. It’s like straight out of an anime. They tell you that the past few months are some of the best months of their life. That you’ve really been so kind to them, that you’re one of the only people they can truly tolerate for long periods of time and they appreciate you…and would you like to date them?

Mayor - not as elaborate as Redson, but still very romantic. He’s old fashioned in and out, so he probably takes you to dinner and then to the park so you two can see the sunset. Then he’ll take one of your hands and say he wants to tell you something. That he knows he’s not super perfect or anything, but he’s really happy when he’s with you, and he feels genuinely alive when he’s with you. The man’s a zombie, but he’s doing his best for everyone and his city. But he wants to be with you. Do you want to be with him, too?

Syntax - he’s pretty limited in how he would do it. He thinks he’s really only got one chance, since hey, he’s not exactly the perfect boyfriend material. I could see him doing a video and sending it to you so that way he doesn’t have to say anything face to face, since he’s pretty emotionally reserved. He admits to you that he’s really book smart, he can do calculations in his sleep, but love isn’t something he’s well-versed in. And yet, he’s 100% sure it’s what he’s feeling when he’s around you. Give him a call if you…wanna go out, or something…(awkward spider noises)

Macaque - drama king, coming through. This man waits for the perfect chance, and to him, it’s: going out in the rain with you, dancing, getting up to your usual playful banter, and then stopping to catch your breaths. He probably brushes your hair out of your face. Then he tells you that he’s not that much of a people person, that he trusts so slowly these days that he doesn’t feel like he can keep good relationships with a lot of people. But you…you’re so endlessly patient and kind with him. He understands if you don't feel the same, but would you like to give him a chance? Just this once?

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2 years ago

I am back! AND I LOVED THE HEADCANNONS SO TY TY- Anyways, anoher Nezha, Redson, Mk, Mac, Sun And Mei this time only with an S/O with bird wings, can be any tipe of bird but wary soft and huggebull wings. This on can by any gender...and kinda of a tipe of person whom is not afraid to put someone in there place if needed to but is mostly a chill and down to earth person! Lots of love and hugs! - SNake annon

I'm glad you enjoyed them! ^^ however my character limit is 5 so I'm gonna have to eject Nezha from this prompt...if you want this one for him super badly though lemme know ✍️

MK, Redson, Mei, SWK, and Macaque x GN!Winged!Reader Romantic Headcanons!

MK - oooo! This boy most definitely wants to fly with you! Whether it’s transforming himself or convincing you to carry him, it’s gonna happen! He also loves looking at your wings in general. If you’re ever just sitting and chilling with enough room for him to sit behind you so he can be sandwiched in between your wings, expect him to be there. He offers to help take care of them, if you have a specific wing-care routine. Also, probably nicknames you “angel”!

Redson - They think you’re pretty cool, but they’re not gonna make a big deal out of it. Red compliments them a lot, though, just because they think the wings suit you very well. Extremely gentle around them, because they don’t want to set you on fire. You would probably be the one who has to convince them to let you carry them so you can fly together. They’ll be clinging onto you really tight the entire time, though!

Mei - she is OBSESSED. Likes flying with you, feeling them, taking care of them—if I’m honest, she would probably collect feathers that fall off of them or the ones that you can give her—basically, she thinks you’re one of the coolest people she knows. Also, she gets to brag to people that her s/o has super cool wings. Calls you her “guardian angel” since you, as her partner, probably have to help keep her out of trouble.

SWK - He thinks you’re really cool! He also probably does a lot of bird/angel puns, sorry. He lovesss just feeling your wings and practically sleeping on them, at least until you get him to move because you can’t be his pillow ALL day(as nice as it sounds). The other thing he likes is watching you take care of them. Since it’s wayyy different from monkey grooming, he’s not gonna stick his nose in it, but he likes observing. You two fly together a lot!

Macaque - probably sees you as fairly cool compared to the average person. He never asks to touch your wings; he prefers to wait for you to give him full permission. Even then he’s super gentle since he doesn’t know if it’s painful or anything. He likes being surrounded by them since it actually muffles some of the noise he hears. Similar to Redson, you’ll have to convince him to fly with you. It’ll take a lot of trust on his end, but he will do it eventually.


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2 years ago

And for writers as well!! Tell us what you thought!!!! I love seeing reactions!!!! :D

If you’re new to tumblr and want to help encourage artists, then use the tags as a commentary section.

One of the things I disliked about twitter was the mass “consumption“ of art with little to no feedback, and while not everyone was complacent and still replied to art tweets, I see it happening on tumblr too where people reblog with no tags at all, not even the name of the media itself. How do you even organize or find anything on your blog like that? People transferring their engagement habits from twitter onto tumblr is pretty damaging, because Likes do nothing to help spread creations. Only reblogs.

I assure you, rambling in the tags is a good way to brighten creators’ moods. I enjoy reading stuff and it makes me happy when people tell me what they like about my art or how they feel about the things I draw.

There’s no character limit either, so really, go nuts.

2 years ago

list of favorite things as a fanfic author:

When someone is really freaking mad at me for inducing an emotional response from them

when readers give me a background of how/when they read my writing

when readers give me a background of why they shouldn’t have been reading my writing (usually while at work)

when readers quote my work back to me in comments

the frickin’ real heroes here, the ones who comment on every chapter of an ongoing multi-chapter fic

2 years ago

I watched it…and uh….hm.

what the fuck is this intro

Kung fu panda energy. 

Oh hey look it’s the furnace!! I know that part!!

He looks like he should be in Cats the Muscial :(

Ew ew ew ew ew I do not like ANYONE SO FAR EXCEPT THE PREGNANT LADY

FUCKING DISGUSTING JESUS CHRIST THIS SUCKS

THIS IS AWFUL REMEMBER HOW I SAID ID GET OVER MY FEAR? I WAS SO SO WRONG

The music is the only saving grace so far

Wow is that the model of an atom? 

among us

CHOMP WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

this guy is seriously. So weird. 

“Can you just nod next time?” I like this guy.

“say it ain’t so!!” Shut up please

SHES SO ENTHUSIASTIC I LOVE HER

“I’m used to it, it’s fine.” Oh sweet boy. I’m so sorry.

Please tell me they aren’t gonna fall for the oldest trick in the book.(they fell for it.)

World’s worst game of hide and seek

They all just collectively piss??? 

The music is still slapping

BURN EM UP BABY!…oh jk 

What’s this, what’s this, there’s magic everywhere…

YO WHERE ARE WE GOING BIG MAN?

what the fuck. 

So the top solution is just ya know to lie to him about almost everything? Thanks

it is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE LADY BONE DEMON??

HOLY FUCK IS THAT YAKSA?

here we see main bully appreciating some fucking peace and quiet…oh nvm.

Ao Bing my beloved

ANOTHER FUCKING BITE

I don’t think this guy anticipated that Nezha would literally use Ao Bing as a  weapon

OH EW BITCH!! 0/10

Man’s got two bits of kindness in one day?? Is this Christmas?

I love Ao Bing so fucking much. 

Wow he really does not discriminate with his hits. He hates everyone equally

Oh for the love of anything let him have a friend please

Ah yes Nezha’s depression room :,)

Oh sweet boys.

“Don’t bail!” “I won’t.” “Ehehehehe”

AYO what are we doing boys?? Jk they’re dripping him up

“Ew gross a demon!”

Why is he stuttering so much please

Oh it’s lightning, that’s not a good sign considering everything else

PUBERTY REALLY HIT HIM LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK

oh no. No he has to betray his friend. Oh no 

“What do you care if he’s good or evil? He about to be struck by lightning!” Same

Oh my god I was right about him being a cat

THE RIBBON IS SENTIENT?!

THERE ARE STILL 30 MINUTES LEFT

worst birthday party ever

YO LEAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL ASS ALONE

this movie shows two very different sides of the “my child is the Main Character” spectrum

Also the puberty goes away when he has the hoop?? That’s bullshit all around!!

Having seen NR before this I can see how some of the moves that Nezha uses were then used by Yunxiang which is SO COOL

“That’s crazy, what the heck are you wearing?!” Same

GENIUS GENIUS WHO IS THE REAL MASTER

Ah shit now we all are in the painting

Hey. Hey it’s like the game. The thing in the game in the movie? That game?

Ao Bing? More like Ao Beautiful 

I see. They were saving the best fighting sequence for the very last minute. ALSO EVERYONE IS JUST WATCHING AND ITS HILARIOUS

the music is still slapping

THERES HIS OTHER ARMS LETS GOOOOOOO

THE THIRD LOTUS PRINCE IS FUCKING HERE

hey wait a minute. The third lotus prince. Where…where are the other two.

“If fate comes at you swinging, you fight until the end!”

The BIG BANG THEORY

they’re okay :,) my boys,,,, they’re okay

I give this movie an 8/10 simply because the character design still scares me and there were too many gross jokes. But other than that wow :,)

Admittedly more emotional than NR. Like….way more important people died/got injured in NR but I barely cried. But this one gave me two loving parents watching their son sacrifice himself and for that I can’t hold back my tears (pos)

Brb gonna watch the first Nezha movie so I can get over my fear of his character design. I will post my notes ✍️

- jackal!


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