This Is The Best Comeback Ive Ever Seen

This is the best comeback I’ve ever seen

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

Shooting Dans: Danno Edition

I just wanted to make one thing clear: My son, Hunter, has a beautiful voice and I refuse to accept that new gag

This actually makes a lot of sense

HELLUVA BOSS THEORY

Why Moxxie is probably one of the most powerful imps in Helluva Boss

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Throughout the entire series so far, Moxxie has gotten pretty beat up and called weak, but I think he's one of the strongest imps. And here's why:

He constantly gets physically hurt and always survives with literally no injuries. In episode 5 alone, he got trampled over by multiple imps almost 3 times his size, bitten by a shark twice, slammed into the ground by 4 imps and then followed by the shark, slammed around by Striker, and had absolutely no injuries and only a scratch on his face for a single scene after being slammed by the imps. For other examples, in the pilot he was punted by Loona. In the 2nd episode he was burned and bruised but was completely coherent and nothing broken. In episode 3 he was a little scratched up but that was literally at least 6 succubi slamming him around. In episode 4 he was stuck under 2 conveyor belts and when he got up he was completely clean the first time, but we didn't see him get up from the second time.

For comparison of why this is so impressive: Millie in episode 1 was taken out by a beer bottle to the head, in episode 2 she was completely dead to the world at the end and in episode 5 she was also taken down by Striker but then also had her arm wrapped and her leg broken with her on crutches from a bear trap. Blitzø has pretty much been hinted at that he's a really strong imp, and in episode 1 a single bullet put a hole straight through his arm and in episode 2 he clearly had a lot of broken bones at the end.

The only reason Moxxie is not being seen like this is he himself believes that he is weak and it is his insecurity holding him back, confirmation bias. I think that at some point when Millie is in grave danger, more than in episode 1 when he broke free of the ropes, he's gonna snap and kill everything in sight.

Moxxie might not be the macho man but that bitch is bulletproof and definitely a very impressive imp.

Tried to draw this in the walten files style, failed. Found a new technique for drawing though

I like your version better

me when faced with a character i dislike: i can fix her... i can make her Funnier... pleaze...