Matsuda Headcanons

Matsuda Headcanons

Okay so here are my goofy headcanons for Matsuda in this new cringy self-insert fanfiction I'm writing:

He watches romance dramas. Like, a lot.

Bro knows the entire Boys Over Flowers lore.

He was a HUGE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan. (He still is.)

He makes me pay all the bills.

Breadwinnereater.

He sucks at Math- in fact, he is embarrassingly the worst police officer at Math by the record.

He hates spicy food, and would NOT survive in the wilderness with a bag of chilis (why did I even write that that doesn't even make sense).

Bro is permanently unable to cook because bro burns everything.

He puts milk before cereal and spills the cereal everywhere.

He literally yanks leaves from the branches during Autumn time because he wants it "fresh".

He loves long calls.

Loves karaoke and drinking. A LOT.

He bought me B-grade salmon when I wanted A-grade salmon because there "was a discount" that day.

Has a bad habit of leaving the toilet seat up and not flushing so I need to yell at him for it.

Is still an idiot.

Drew this in school

COME ON DUDE. L IS MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND. THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRDDD

HEYYY SEBASTIAN!! Crystal here. What's your opinion on Touta Matsuda from Death Note? He's my husband btw~

Hey, Crystal. L is a lot better.

I wonder why I feel so drawn to him.

I prefer pizza with no pineapple.

Notes app masterpiece ✨

HUGUS AND ANGUS YIPPEEEE

Angus So basically Angus is a potato alien my friends and I made during the Mid-Autumn Festival when we gathered. He has an EQ of 300 but an IQ of 0.5 for some reason. Angus can fly and hold things with telekinesis.

Hugus Hugus is a character my friend drew when we were passing notes in a study session in his house. He drew this.

Basically, Hugus is the same breed of alien as Angus and he has the same abilities. But he has an IQ of 300 and an EQ of -e^∞. And huge bug eyes.

Please support these goofy creatures.