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Also, if you get your dad to build a quick door and like. A flat floor and some infrastructure the corpse spire would be a cool venue. It probably won't freak anyone out, I mean, those guys are long dead so who cares?
- 👓
Huh, that's smart.... He may be busy with the refinery tho.
*runs up with really pretty cookies that look like there expensive*
Uzi! :DDD
I brought you cookies :3 giggle
And I'm sorry I couldn't find you a good enough rock :( I can set out on another quest thought to find one
-silly anon
Oh! Thanks for the food.
And you know you don't need to find a rock for me, right? You can if you want, tho.
Since I didn’t see anyone sending movies I send my whole httyd collection you’re way (I ain’t in the same galaxy as u rn so it’ll take a bit also don’t worry I’ll make it in time for you’re event I only gotta travel like 40k light years it sounds like a lot but not when you have a warp drive)
-serial designation C
Thanks..?
[I LOVE HTTYD SO MUCH]
Can T and D join as well? T can cook! She makes delicious battery acid pie oh and can I crash land my ship as the entrance?
-Serial designation C
Sure, I guess.
WAIT ARE YOU CRASHING ON PURPOSE?
Dear Uzi,
Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!
Yours truly, Nelli
Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??
Btw I’m coming with my wives T and D also since I’m not on c9 right now I WILL be crashing near you’re event when I land so don’t be surprised if you hear a large *BOOM* during the event
-serial designation C
Thanks for the heads up, I guess...
Also since we seem to be interacting so much feel free to call me Cyn you can also call T Tessa and D Doll
-serial designation C
×Processing error×
Hey so congrats on the we- not-wedding, I have something for you, hope you like it.
x Hands you a box containing three daggers with ornate copper and black handles with names Uzi, N and V engraved on the handles x
How did the, uh, not-proposing go?
Also, uh, could I come to the not-wedding?
- 👓
HAHAHA!! You shouldn't trust me with these things, 👓.
And um, I haven't uh... Done that yet...
(And yeah, you can.)
Can I come to the wedding? Despite all the bald bullying stuff?
It isn't a wedding!
But sure, feel free to come by.
Theoretical scenario: two of your crushes are in different districts in the Hunger Games. You share a district with only ONE of them, and the other is with your greatest rival. Which one would be with you and why?
Uh... I guess V? Just because she's a better fighter, not because I don't love like N or anything.
*runs up to you at mach speed, looking very panicked* UZI ! I HAVE BAD NEWS ! NEXT WEEKEND, THE MOTH WILL LAND ON COPPER 9, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET IT GO TO YOUR TOTTALY NOT A WEDDING EVENT THINGIE ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! IM GOING BACK TO MY HIDEOUT ! *runs away at, you guessed it, mach speed*
//also, i am working on that comic, but unfortunatly i have been cursed with adhd-i and tf2 and tumblr are not helping, here is what i have at the moment tho !
//
The... What?
*runs up excitedly with somthing in there hand*
After many hours of exploring, almost dying, and adding trama to my trama soup I present- drumroll
Rock!!!!!!!™️
*hands block of amethyst*
Please enjoy my best of friend excitement
-your sillyist of anons
(Silly anon)
Ooooh, PURPLE >:D
Thank you, Silly.
Wait, what was that first part-
Throws potato at your face
EGH-
What was the reason??
*buries u in potatoes
AEEAGHHGHHHDFJFJ--
×Dies of too much starch×
Pluto runs over, his tail wagging
“UZI! ARE PLUS ONES ALOUD AT THE NOT WEDDING??”
he giggles and 3 line sor blush appear on his visor
“This is a great feeling! I’m so happy you, V, and N feel love too!”
‘VIRUS DETECTED: LOVE’ appear on his visor as he does a little twirl
“I got a girlfriiieeeeeend! And she’s prettyyyyyy!”
he smiles
“I’m gonna tell EVERYONE I know! I do get bitches!”
Plus ones are allowed, and good for you, man.
Uzi
Do you think n and v would like me or would they try to kill me?
Head tilt
just wondering
-silly anon
Uhm... I don't think they'd mind you? I'd say ask them, but they aren't allowed on the blog until after the event.
Dear Uzi Doorman,
I saw your comment posted about plus ones; Q, X, and O would love to come! However, D and T are still quite upset at me for quite ‘Being too professional to care about them’ but I do care about their well being! Very much, as I have known them for years. Any advice?..
Sincerely-
SD G
Uhhhh
I dunno man, food? Most people like food.
Uzi I urinated in the cereal and stopped the fire
Leave. Get out.
Uzi, I shouldn't have to say this, but no eldritch horrors beyond the ken of man or drone in the classroom, Joe stared for too long in the inky abyss and found something staring back at him, his parents aren't happy.
-Teacher
P.S; Still waiting for your assignment.
BITE ME. It's not my fault he was staring.