My Favorite Part Of Watching Avatar Is When Spider's 6'0" Ripped Self Gets Thrown Around Like A Toddler

my favorite part of watching avatar is when Spider's 6'0" ripped self gets thrown around like a toddler by the Na'vi

Guys there was a blackout here in my country i hope noone has tried a military coup

I was trying to post this since 8 hours, but my internet just wasn't working, still not, im taking it from my bestie :0

Wip spider and colonel quaricth, the wonderful bond between a genocidal ratinha de academia avatar man and his na'vi human child

Death Predictions for Avatar

🟢Definitely not dying🟢

Lo'ak: bro's being set up as the new mc, JamCam's definitely not gonna kill him off

Tsireya: as the new mc's love interest, she's safe, cause this is a traditional blockbuster and we can't have a happy ending without the mc starting a family of his own after all the fighting's done.

Tuk: the Sully family has suffered enough after Neteyam

Neytiri: JAMES FRANCIS CAMERON DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

🟡Possibly dying🟡

Jake: with Lo'ak being set up as the new mc, I could see Jake dying in the final conflict of movie 5, or passing away in a flashforward of old age

Kiri: they're clearly setting her up to be a messiah-like figure and messiah-like figures have a nasty habit of sacrificing themselves to save everyone else. I could see her death being similar to Princess Yue from the less-blue Avatar, like the humans somehow find a way to harm Eywa and Kiri sacrifices herself to bring Eywa back or something.

Spider: whether or not he dies is gonna hinge entirely on what Quaritch's character development demands, cause that seems to be the reason Spider's character exists. Just how Neteyam's death was used to motivate Jake, Neytiri, and Lo'ak's characters, if Spider dies, it will be used as motivation for Quaritch. It could be a positive "my son would've wanted this so I'm gonna be good now" thing or a "my son is dead and I got nothing to lose so i'm gonna kill everybody" thing.

Norm: Norm is important enough that the audience would feel sad if he died, but he's not important enough that the plot would suffer from his absence, so I can definitely see him on the chopping block.

Mo'at: she's a grandma. Grandmas die sometimes :(

🔴Definitely dying🔴

Quaritch: I'm calling it right now. Quaritch is gonna be an asshole throughout the whole franchise, and then at the last second he's gonna have a change of heart, do one (1) good thing, and then die so he won't have to face the consequences of his actions. This has been cliche since Terminator 2, but then again JC wrote terminator 2 so can you really call it cliche if you made the cliche?

Aonung: Sylwanin, Tom Sully, Tsu'tey, Neteyam... I'm starting to think JC has something against older siblings. Sorry Aonung.

Wainfleet: the second Neytiri learns he's the guy who shot Neteyam it's over for his bald ass.

Scoresby: Payakan should've gone for the head and he's not gonna make the same mistake twice.

Ardmore: she's the head honcho now. Probably gonna get an arrow to the chest in A3.

Hell Yeah! Get Rey'ka outta there Spider!

She is READY!!! And by ‘she’, I mean the new chapter of SAS! 🕷️💙✨

Chapter 33: True Genius

This is such a cool AU idea! If Spider is freaked out, can you imagine how scary it would be for the Sully children to encounter this man who looks and sounds just like their dad but is working to hurt them? How uncanny it would be for Neytiri, to see the lost boy she met in the woods 15 years ago, but no longer willing to learn from her? How horrifying it would be for Jake, to see what he could've become if things had gone differently?

I have this little blurb in my mind:

Tuk is captured and alone on the seadragon after Jake and Neytiri launched their counterattack on the recoms. Quaritch took Kiri away to be his sole hostage and now Tuk's completely alone, tied up on a sinking ship. She knows her parents are here, she saw her mom's arrow, but she doesn't know where they are and she's too scared to call out in case an enemy hears.

Then someone approaches her. Instead of Jake, it's Spider, shaken up from watching Neytiri eviscerate people who look like him, but still determined to save his friends. He comforts her, cuts her free, and tells her to follow him to the moon pool. Tuk wants to go search for Kiri and her parents, but Spider tells her they should just escape and let Jake and Neytiri worry about saving Kiri. It's too dangerous for them to wander around, and they'd be just as likely to run into enemies as family. They don't know how many recoms are still alive. Tuk reluctantly agrees and follows him.

Before they can escape into the water, Tuk hears a voice speaking nearby. It's her dad's voice. Her eyes light up. Spider sees the look on her face and tries to warn her, but he's too late.

"Daddy!" Tuk cries and runs towards the voice, so relieved her father is okay.

"Tuk, no!" Spider tries to grab her, but she slips away.

Tuk runs around a corner and collides straight into the man speaking. She buries her face in his side, fighting back tears. "Dad, you're okay!"

"Tuk..." Spider groans somewhere behind her. She doesn't understand why Spider sounds so scared. They found Dad, everything's gonna be okay now, right? But then her overwhelming relief fades away and she realizes something is very wrong. The man she's hugging is wearing human clothes. He feels thinner and leaner than her dad. Slowly, she raises her head to look up at the man she's hugging. It's her dad's face, but at the same time, it's not. No dreadlocks frame his face, no laugh lines crinkle in the corner of his eyes, and he doesn't have the small scars he got from his battle with the original Quaritch.

When he smiles at her, it's her dad's smile, but it lacks the warmth and familiarity. There's a mean-spirited edge to it that her dad would never give her. Tuk tries to pull away, but it's too late, he pulls her tight to his side.

He opens his mouth, and her dad's laugh comes out, but it's not his words. "Aw, were you expecting somebody else?"

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They're innocent, your honor!

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The poor kids! Love this AU 💙

Kids being kids

Part 2 of the into the wilderness AU

Aha'ri's death is fresh on the mind. Fear and anger dwell among the children, mostly fear.