Theon In Acok Is Just That One Tiktok Of A Girl Saying Love Bombing Will Always Work On Me Because I

Theon in acok is just that one tiktok of a girl saying love bombing will always work on me because I genuinely believe everyone is in love with me

theon genuinely confused and hurt that these people he grew up around arent proud of him and cooperative when hes led a viking invasion and killed a lot of them. the one guy whos like well ii think its boss what youre doing here king but you know whatd be even cooler ? if you flayed people. kidding !! i was going to say what if you let me (a guy whos already encouraged you to kill two little peasant boys and then murdered everyone who knew. for youuu 🫶) out into the world to gather an army much bigger than yours and then let me back in and i will obviously still be on your side then this is all in service of you pal. MY prince of winterfell. and theons like that makes perfect sense. finally someone around here showing a little respect

What what what my boy?

What were you expecting Callum, please, share with the class

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

🐺ASOIAF Themed Asks 🐉

(feel free to include TWOIAF as well!)

Favorite Great House

A minor (or extinct) house you need more lore on

Favorite sigil/house words

Favorite Valyrian sword

A dead female character you need to save

Which book or character did you not like at first but eventually grew on you?

Which Free City are you retiring to?

Build your own Kingsguard with any characters alive or dead

Build your small council with any characters dead or alive

A quote so good it makes you crazy

Favorite bastard

Who are you traveling the ravaged Riverlands with?

A death that still hurts to think about

Who are you bringing back from the dead with the power of R’hllor?

Favorite parent

Favorite sibling dynamic

Favorite theme

A mystery you need solved NOW

A theory you’ve adopted as canon

A theory you pray never comes true

A moment that made you cry

A character so queer-coded you’d argue it to GRRM’s face

Two characters you need to interact

A ship that gives you the absolute ick

A crackship?

Favorite “problematic” ship

Favorite canon ship

If you write fic, is there a ship or au you would like to write for, but haven’t yet?

If you read fic, what’s a trope or interpretation of your fave that you absolutely can’t stand? Which AU/trope will you read every time?

A POV character you wish wasn’t

Who would you elevate to a POV character?

A fancast you absolutely can’t stand

A fancast that just IS a character

What’s something people get wrong about your favorite character?

A character you just don’t get the hype of

What’s something you wish GRRM handled better? (a character/theme/world building etc)

An event/era in TWOIAF that you would love to see a film/tv adaptation of

Is there a house would you fit in with based off your own looks? A house you would fit in with based off your personality/ideals/vibes etc?

Your Drunk History topic (a character/theory/event/etc)

Be honest, are you still waiting for TWOW?

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

Can't wait for Soren and Corvus to suck face on screen, honestly. I'm gonna read their short story again right now bye.

Genuinely love whenever people include Sorvus with all the other official couples cause it always ends up looking like this