Jaime + Brienne + In Any Life

jaime + brienne + in any life

Jaime IX, ASOS / The Sworn Sword / Hozier, Francesca / Willy Pogany, Parsifal / Jaime IX, ASOS / The Sworn Sword / Robert Creeley, The Language / Elizabeth Sonrel, The Maiden Bird Series / Jaime II, ASOS / Marie Howe, Walking Home / Florence Susan Harrison, The Kiss / Brienne I, AFFC / Brienne IV, AFFC / Molly Brodak, Other Peoples’ Lives / Helen Stratton, The Quest for the Holy Grail / Jaime III, ASOS / Tyrion IV, ASOS / N. C. Wyeth, Sir Nigel Sustains England’s Honour in the Lists

Cat knew the Braavosi words for mussels and cockles and clams, but along the Ragman's Harbor she cried her wares in the trade tongue, the language of the wharves and docks and sailor's taverns, a coarse jumble of words and phrases from a dozen languages, accompanied by hand signs and gestures, most of them insulting. Those were the ones that Cat liked best. Any man who bothered her was apt to see the fig, or hear himself described as an ass's pizzle or a camel's cunt. "Maybe I never saw a camel," she would tell them, "but I know a camel's cunt when I smell one." Once in a great while that would make somebody angry, but when it did she had her finger knife. She kept it very sharp, and knew how to use it too. Red Roggo showed her one afternoon at the Happy Port, while he was waiting for Lanna to come free. He taught her how to hide it up her sleeve and slip it out when she had need of it, and how to slice a purse so smooth and quick the coins would all be spent before their owner ever missed them. That was good to know, even the kindly man agreed; especially at night, when the bravos and roof rats were abroad.

Favourite Chapter: AFFC - Cat of the Canals

🐺ASOIAF Themed Asks 🐉

(feel free to include TWOIAF as well!)

Favorite Great House

A minor (or extinct) house you need more lore on

Favorite sigil/house words

Favorite Valyrian sword

A dead female character you need to save

Which book or character did you not like at first but eventually grew on you?

Which Free City are you retiring to?

Build your own Kingsguard with any characters alive or dead

Build your small council with any characters dead or alive

A quote so good it makes you crazy

Favorite bastard

Who are you traveling the ravaged Riverlands with?

A death that still hurts to think about

Who are you bringing back from the dead with the power of R’hllor?

Favorite parent

Favorite sibling dynamic

Favorite theme

A mystery you need solved NOW

A theory you’ve adopted as canon

A theory you pray never comes true

A moment that made you cry

A character so queer-coded you’d argue it to GRRM’s face

Two characters you need to interact

A ship that gives you the absolute ick

A crackship?

Favorite “problematic” ship

Favorite canon ship

If you write fic, is there a ship or au you would like to write for, but haven’t yet?

If you read fic, what’s a trope or interpretation of your fave that you absolutely can’t stand? Which AU/trope will you read every time?

A POV character you wish wasn’t

Who would you elevate to a POV character?

A fancast you absolutely can’t stand

A fancast that just IS a character

What’s something people get wrong about your favorite character?

A character you just don’t get the hype of

What’s something you wish GRRM handled better? (a character/theme/world building etc)

An event/era in TWOIAF that you would love to see a film/tv adaptation of

Is there a house would you fit in with based off your own looks? A house you would fit in with based off your personality/ideals/vibes etc?

Your Drunk History topic (a character/theory/event/etc)

Be honest, are you still waiting for TWOW?

I hope that every single person in harrenhal during the pre rebellion tourney was having daemon level hallucinations and disturbing dreams but no one said anything because they thought they were the only one. robert shoulder checking joncon into a wall when they pass each other in the hallway but he doesn’t shove him as hard as usual because he’s still bothered by a dream he had last night about ned in a wedding gown with blue roses in his hair. joncon just pauses for a moment with his cheek pressed against the wall because he just had an auditory hallucination of bells ringing for some reason when robert pushed him and he’s already feeling off because his brain keeps giving him a nonsensical vision of turning to stone while golden skulls laugh at him. downstairs barristan rubs his eyes because he keeps looking down and seeing himself dressed in dirty rags instead of kingsguard white while all the nobles around him are festooned in finery. elia keeps jumping because she swears she’s seeing lions slinking around corners and disappearing. upstairs in an empty room arthur just pulled his dick out of his sister in horror and thought “this must be another waking dream” but that one’s real

the daemon and alyssa shit got me back on my thoughts re jaime’s joanna dream….

nothing wrong with preferring healthy relationships but it really is astounding to me how often i'll go into the tags for The Unhealthy Relationships Show and see people posting "but what if the relationships were healthy though"