Podsa Anastasia AU Could Be Extremely Compelling The Only Catch Being That Brienne And Podrick Are Too

Podsa Anastasia AU could be extremely compelling the only catch being that Brienne and Podrick are too honest in canon to have the goal of passing off a fake as the real Sansa Stark. Arya would be a good Anastasia too but Anastasia is a romance and I am not invested in a single Arya ship. Gendrya could work for sure though…

Personally if we’re talking about a big dragon (i.e., Drogon when he dracarys-ed the Tarlys or bigger) I’d rather be killed by dragon flame than being eating by the dragon but I personally just think that being eaten is specifically horrifying in a way I can’t fully articulate

Maybe it’s just cope but I’d like to think death by dragon flame is pretty damn fast. Most of the time when people burn to death it is not but most of time people aren’t get blasted full force by a giant flamethrower. But idk I’m just trying to make myself feel better about Laena’s death in the show, amongst others, imagining that it was at least quick. Someone else timed the deaths of the Tarlys and said it was about 4 seconds between the flames hitting them and their bodies disintegrating so that’s pretty fast at least

targaryen restoration literally dystopian nightmare ending that based on historical precedent cannot culminate in anything else but another targaryen girl in the immediate or distant future finding out she’s pregnant on her fourteenth nameday. mad queen daenerys ending reactionary overtired uncompelling. only way out is right on through to becoming a daenerys nettles escaping the narrative ending truther

also after walking into a pyre to die at the lowest moment of her 14 year old life and instead of burning to death enacting the miracle from her prophetic dreams that everyone in her family died and failed trying to do that brings magic back into the world for the first time in 300 years and three dragons who are loyal only to her and the next day there’s a giant red comet in the sky. what is this tenth grader supposed to do NOT suspect a little bit that she’s the messiah.

Tagged by @atopvisenyashill to list my asoiaf crackships and I have very low investment in shipping but I do have some.

Number one is Podrick and Sansa baby and it isn’t even like oh teehee wouldn’t it be cute I actually think it would be thematically appropriate, compelling, and happy. And it even had the potential for some angst and initial conflict with Pod being a relative of Ilyn and the fact that Sansa is technically married to Tyrion, whom Pod squired for. They probably have very different equally complex feelings about this complex man. But really it was over for me when I found out Pod had a dog named Hero. Hero and Lady. Please. Come on. Not to be delulu but it’s something I can actually imagine happening in the series so it’s hard to call it crack but this ship is so woefully slept on. Podsa forever!!

Soft spot for Briensa too.

I could get behind Dany x Asha. This was actually the first ship that caught my interest in the show because they were definitely flirting and people told me that in the books Dany is canonically bi but I do not believe this was George’s intention. And yet. I could be into this.

Cersei x Rhaegar is so special to me they really would’ve canceled each other out.

If Sansa x Mya is crack then that too.

Nedsei and Catsei are both also very fun ships. I just love Cersei and imagining her dynamics with people.

I don’t think any of these are truly crack but they’re not top ships in the fandom. I don’t think I have any true crack ships!