SpongeBob SquarePants IRL

SpongeBob SquarePants IRL

BRO SOMEBODY FUCKING ADOPT HIM

Boosting this so the little guy can find a home

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

As an actual supervillain who loves going on rants, I do this regularly. Where is the joke?

as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

I love this! So nostalgic

"Once a year, the eyes of the nation turned to this tiny hamlet in Western Pennsylvania to watch a master at work. The Master? Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous weatherman. The groundhog. Who is legend has it can predict the coming of an early Spring. So I guess the question we have to ask ourselves today is. Does Phil feel lucky?"

Yes, exactly! Plus if a female is nice to you, don’t assume they’re into you. I’m sick of people assuming males and females being besties means they’re fucking. Nah bro

Hot take:

BASIC HUMAN DECENCY should NOT be the fucking panty-dropper into which shitty men have turned it.

Do your part by cutting off any man you feel does not show you the UTMOST consideration for you, your boundaries and your feelings/wishes.

It's time selfish men stopped being given anything by anyone. Period.