Bruh Imagine How Well Rested Youd Feel, Waking Up To Creaking Bones And A Different World Entirely After

Bruh imagine how well rested you’d feel, waking up to creaking bones and a different world entirely after descending into the deepest most healing darkness imaginable

My dad waking up seeing #1 dad and not even noticing

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

we honestly need to debunk the myth of the “warm pillow and blankie in bed.” the blankie is not warm it is a SCAM when the blankie “keeps you warm and cozy” it is because of YOUR natural body heat that blankie just holds in. thats right. youre doing most of the work and your blankie is taking the credit. but really what can you expect these days

Yes, exactly! Plus if a female is nice to you, don’t assume they’re into you. I’m sick of people assuming males and females being besties means they’re fucking. Nah bro

Hot take:

BASIC HUMAN DECENCY should NOT be the fucking panty-dropper into which shitty men have turned it.

Do your part by cutting off any man you feel does not show you the UTMOST consideration for you, your boundaries and your feelings/wishes.

It's time selfish men stopped being given anything by anyone. Period.

I'm skinny. Guess which one I mean.

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous