Greek Pantheon Problems

Greek pantheon problems

Hera: *sitting at table drinking coffee and eating a bagel*

Zeus (from in kitchen: Hera my dick is stuck in the toaster!

Hera: *looks at camera vary unamused* again, for fucks sake

venom shit I thought of at 3am

person: so.... what are you?

venom: we are venom

person: ya but what's in your pants?

venom: we don't really wear pants...

person: okay buts what's between your legs?!

venom: on a good day? eddie

..... scene shirime ??

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step by step

so according to a friend I'm basically writing a step by step guide to fuck aliens.. and she loves it

Help of cosplay gods!!!!!!

help me of cosplay gods of tumbler I am in need of your guidance. my friends and I are working on a dragon age cosplay with the three main people of the games. the warden, hawk, and the inquisitor. we found cosplay refrences and stuff for the warden and walk but, none besides armor for the inquisitor. thus I am in need of your help, if anyone could help me understand how the clothing for under the armor should look please comment and tell me.

please of cosplay gods smile down on me a cosplayer who is just starting out.