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This is for the Percy Jackson Fandom:

So your telling me that this is Zeus’ ideal parenting strategy:

Dioysus simps after a nymph that he wanted: punishment is he has to take care (said very lightly because he doesn’t do anything) for 100 years.

Ares helps in the thievery of Zeus’ thunder cock: received no punishment as far as we know.

Apollo released a prophecy too early: punishment is being forced to become a mortal for 6 months, endure flabs instead of abs, grief and ugliness.

What the fuck Zeus??

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Burning Maze Spoiler

After I read the part about Jason's death I just listened to the most depressing music on my phone.

Then I had this thought. Remember how Aphrodite said she likes tragedy stories, ones with twists and turns. I can see Piper yelling up at the sky, with tears in her eyes and saying you wanted tragic well you got fucking tragic! Happy now? She cries to her mother demanding to know why.

On a second note does Zues even know Jason's dead? Imagine Apollo going back up to Olympus and asking Zues if he even cares about his dead son, and he's not just talking about Jason, he's also talking about himself.

Also everyone is talking about how devastated Nico will be when he finds out. But he's a child of Hades. What if he sensed it the moment Jason dies. Like he's just doing a camp activity, laughing with Will and his siblings when suddenly he feels it. He freezes and says no, tears swelling in his eyes. Will asks him what's wrong. Nico jumps up and starts pacing, saying that this can't be happening and staring down at his hands. Sketeltons start to burst from the ground around his feet and Will is trying to calm him down but he can't. Someone calls for Chiron and the centaur comes running. Everyone is staring at Nico asking what's wrong. Then he lets out the most anguished cry JASON IS DEAD!! Then in a small almost to quiet to hear whispers, he's dead.

omg this sounds so good

I EDITED ALL THE CLIPS OF LUKE HOLT SINGING THUNDER BRINGER TOGETHER. ENJOY.

We absolutely have to do this.

Alright, winions, about a week left before the Thunder Saga releases, and I have a challenge for you all.

Last time, for the release of the Underworld Saga, we got #epic the musical trending to #2 on Tumblr.

This time, we must get it to #1.

LET'S DO THIS WINIONS!

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Greek pantheon problems

Hera: *sitting at table drinking coffee and eating a bagel*

Zeus (from in kitchen: Hera my dick is stuck in the toaster!

Hera: *looks at camera vary unamused* again, for fucks sake

The Olympians : You can't beat us! We are the gods!

A dyslexic kid with a pen , a blonde who knows to much about buildings , and emo girl with daddy issues : Says you