More Egon X Reader Incorrect Quotes

More Egon x reader incorrect quotes

Egon: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Y/N: Marry me.

change wine to twinkies

Egon: I feel like doing something stupid. Y/N: I’m stupid, do me.

Egon: You’re not jealous, are you? Y/N: No! Egon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Egon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Egon: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy? Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Egon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Egon: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Y/N: What hints have you given them? Egon: Well, I think about them a lot. Egon: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

I hope the way I push my glasses up every 5 minutes still makes me fuckable.

Mothership Masterlist

Star Trek (oh boy is there a lot to unpack here)

Ghostbuster

Scooby Doo (don’t look at me like that, it’s not weird I promise)

Other

Daring to Grow up

obviously the patron saint of booping

That checks out. I do it irl, I do it online...

BOOP