More Egon X Reader Incorrect Quotes

More Egon x reader incorrect quotes

Egon: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Y/N: Marry me.

change wine to twinkies

Egon: I feel like doing something stupid. Y/N: I’m stupid, do me.

Egon: You’re not jealous, are you? Y/N: No! Egon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Egon: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Egon: I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy? Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Egon: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Egon: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Y/N: What hints have you given them? Egon: Well, I think about them a lot. Egon: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Watching TOS like WTF the Enterprise broke Warp 10 back in TOS? NO ONE TELL TOM.

Happy First Contact Day, everyone! Forty years to go.

Incorrect Ghostbuster quotes

Peter: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Peter: looks around ….Should I keep it? Egon: Peter, just do the right thing. Y/N: And put in your bag. Egon: No—

Peter: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. Y/N, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Egon: Wow, Peter was late too! What a coincidence!

love this one

Y/N: You need to stop swearing so much. Janine: Shut the fuck up. Y/N: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Janine: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Y/N: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Janine: Shit the beep up. Y/N: Janine: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

I see this happening like a lot

Winston: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Janine: No. Peter: I did not. Y/N: I may have actually forgotten one. Ray: Also no. Winston: Oh good, neither did I. Egon : Exhausted sigh 😞

Y/N: I hate to disagree with you, but- Egon: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.