Reblog If I Can Go On Your Page And Write Stupid Things In Your Ask Box Whenever I'd Like To.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

wait so like just because I’m curious

Peter x reader incorrect quotes 2

Y/N: Something’s off. Peter: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Y/N: No, but that’s funny.

Peter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/N: I wrote you a poem. Peter, already crying: You did?

Y/N: is visibly upset Peter: Y/N, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Peter: Hey, Y/N! Do you wanna go celebrate with me? Y/N: Peter, you know I can't be seen in public with you. Peter: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

Peter: If I die, you can have what little I own. Y/N: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Peter: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Y/N: Y/N: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

I need that shirt

Star Trek stuff on my watchlist

Mother’s Little Helper

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