Identity Theft

Identity theft

Walburga: The question is, who are YOU?

Walburga: I am Walburga Black.

Walburga: I’ll give you ONE last chance...

Walburga: Is that...a pink strand of hair?!

Walburga: It’s not.

Tonks: I’m sorry.

Tonks: But I can explain. It was...just a harmless joke!

Tonks: No harm done, right?

Tonks *oh shit*

*dear God you are fucking perfect*

Walburga: Oh honey, tell me something I don’t know.

I felt like this gif represents all the answers needed.

haha then what? ;)

Walburga: I once crucioed my 3 year-old son for crying, when he bumped his toe…

Walburga: Do you really wanna find out?

Never done this before, but I am stuck at home and desperate. Please entertain me.

Send me an emoji

😍 celebrity crush 😘 irl crush 😖 something that makes you anxious 😑 pet peeve 😒 person you hate 😱 biggest fear 🤐 tell us a secret 😡 something that makes you mad 😈 turn on 👿 turn off 🙌🏻 something you can’t live without 👽 ever seen a ufo? 👄 first kiss story 🤘 first concert you went to 👀 eye color 👤 ethnicity 💇 hair length 💁 hair color 👯 best friend 👑 favorite Disney princess 🐱 have any pets? ☘ are you superstitious? 🌸 favorite flower 🌿 favorite season 🌎 where you want to live 🌝 day or night ☄ seen a shooting star? 🌈 favorite color ❄️ favorite winter sport 🌊 ocean or pool ☂ rainy or sunny? 🍎 favorite fruit 🎤 favorite singer 🎧 favorite band 🎭 favorite play 🎹 play any instruments? 🎬 favorite movie 🎮 favorite video game 🚲 preferred type of transportation ✈️ place you want to travel 🏠 where you currently live 📞 last person you talked on the phone with 📻 favorite radio station 📺 favorite tv show 🔋 battery % 💰 job 🚬 ever smoked/drank/done drugs 🔮 where do you see yourself in 5 years 🎁 best gift you’ve ever gotten 🎉 favorite holiday 💌 ever received a love letter? 📚 a book you are currently reading 📖 favorite book ❤️ 5 people you love 💗 sexuality ✝ religion ♌️ zodiac ✅ something you’ve checked off your bucket list #️⃣ lucky number 🎶 top 5 favorite songs ✖️ 5 things you hate 🕒 time you go to bed

Remus: Sirius... you told me to wait, but when you didn't come back out........ *stops and stares at Walburga*

Walburga: Filthy Halfbreed!

Walburga: GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!