Thinking Abt How Ppl Voted To Kill Off Jason Todd

thinking abt how ppl voted to kill off Jason Todd

thinking about a prompt where multiverse shenanigans occur and the batfam meet alternate versions of themselves and they're just relatively unfazed about it all, they're vibing and talking with the alternate batfam members so casually UNTIL tim drake's joker junior dramatically enters the room and everyone collectively starts freaking out.

tim is horrified because there's an alternate version of himself that's jokerized of all things. jason can't stop staring at him, shellshocked. dick's trying to comfort tim while also trying to calm himself down and damian. damian is cornering junior with a knife and hissing at him like a feral cat. but junior himself is literally just cracking the worst jokes ever about the whole situation, not even bothered.

meanwhile, bruce is just across the room sitting there like:

EARRINGS BACKSTORY I ORGOT TO SHOW YOU!! from my uuuhh this post, teehee

headcanon: for april fools one year, stephanie successfully manages to get all the batkids to operate as Robin. in the costume and everything, so one night there's like six Robins of varying sizes grappling around the city. and Robin is spotted at daytime, which is a rare occasion. when Batman calls for Robin on the comms, every single one of them responds, slowly driving him insane.

(the citizens of gotham are kind of confused, but y'know, they've seen weirder things.)

Robins…

We’ve probably had this discussion a few times, but it is my belief that the original Robin costume wasn’t, like, microshorts cheerleading spanks but is actually the bottom half of a one-piece gymnastics leotard which he is wearing a red vest over, and when Batman told child Dick he couldn’t go out without pants, Dick was like, “If I go flipping around with pants on, they’ll fly clean off - or worse slide down my ankles and trip me up. I would know,” and Bruce was like, “Hm. Well, he would know. Ok, no pants.” And Dick was like, “I am aerodynamically perfect!”