Three-day Trip's Over. Saw A Potato Harvester. Fucking Monster. 15 M, 30 T, Can Carry 15 T Of Vegetables.

Three-day trip's over. Saw a potato harvester. Fucking monster. 15 m, 30 t, can carry 15 t of vegetables.

They should have more transformers with agricultural alt-modes. They come in cool shapes and bright colors and will make fine toys. (And maybe could teach children that farming is more fun than war.) In-universe that would be hilarious, though. Imagine being an alien robot feeding on crystal milk and having an alt-mode only suitable for cultivating organic food.

Big girl Ventor 4150.

Ravage's death is one of the lamest shit in the story. Him living a suffering with some kind of body integrity dysphoria or just his body scheme being fucked up instead would've had more potential.

stares into the distance. thinking about my "ravage lives" au again where both ravage and megatron are dealing with their own frames failing them. megatron having been rebuilt time and time again and is now in a body that is no longer his own, that he doesn't feel connected to, that has no bite. ravage having a body that no longer serves its original purpose- what purpose does a cassette serve without a host? and when did ravage start seeing his frame as something that needed to have a use rather than just being him?

there are sections of megatron's frame that he cannot feel anymore. the very ends of his fingers, a joint here, a panel there. his plating feels loose against his protoform; there is no connection between his spark and his shell. and ravage dealing with the aftermath of being torn in half by tarn. his legs and spinal strut were rebuilt, of course, but it's not the same. none on the lost light are specialized in the care of a cassette's frame. sometimes his spine is stiff, sometimes his legs lock up, sometimes he aches. and sometimes he can't move at all; forced to depend on those around him and despising the dependency of it.

idk im rambling. i just think about them a lot.

I very really and very sincerely find it hot as hell, if applied properly. I've read an OptiRatch fic where honks, sirens, and back-up beepers during sex were used for comedy. It's fine, but I wanna see it played straight for sexy.

I think Optimus should honk real loud when he cums. Just like a big huge *HOOOOONNK* like you’d here from any other 18-wheeler. Big old truck noise.

Had a taste of Skybound. Not calling it "good comic", this writing was shit. They should just hire ficwriters, at least they know how to recycle fandom tropes and memes properly. Seriously, if a guy I hired for money produced this and then there were anon MegOp shippers online birthing out gems after full-time shifts of their shitwork outdoing my official content, I'd totally rethink what I do with my intellectual property. (Sadly, humanizing corps leads you nowhere.) If only I had time to thank and celebrate all the authors making my fandom experience better the way they deserve. They're doing god's job. (Maybe I could do a rec list one day.)

My local cinema is pirating TF: One. Guess who just paid an absolutely disgusting price for one ticket just to sit in the darkness and wait for technical issues. I hope the damn movie is worth this rip-off. Or at least valveplug content I'll be able to enjoy afterwards is worth it. (I've seen some Sentinel porn already, I highly suspect it'll at least make my mourning for my money a tiny bit lighter.)

Will you watch Transformers One at the theater?

Not sure if I'll be able to. I wish I could. I'll probably get all the spoilers in the world before i can get my hands on the movie itself.