Wait So She Is NOT A Vampire Any More, Like, I Only Heard About It Though Fanfics, And That One Comic

wait so she is NOT a vampire any more, like, i only heard about it though fanfics, and that one comic with old man Logan and s.t.a.k.e.

And i thought that it was super cool and rad that they did that. so huh.

Actually insane to me that marvel got rid of Jubilee's vampirism because, for some reason, they were of the belief that nobody liked the vampirism thing and that there was nothing more they could do to explore it in interesting or original ways but if you ask any Jubilee fan about it, most of the time you'll be met with us saying nothing but good things about those years and how cool and different it was and what our favourite moments were

Ask us about anything after that vampirism though and you'll get a lot of "I dunno I guess she was okay in X issue" and "well there was that oneshot a little bit ago where she got some good stuff" etc

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

yo where is the fic

"well, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have around 25-ish members again, which would allow them to be reinstated as clans allied to the village by charter right," Tobirama stated, entirely unfazed by the eyes of the many clan heads watching him speak. Itama shifted his tiny (painfully tiny, was he always that small??) body in his hold, gripping on tighter to his mother's fur collar. both he, Kawarama, and Nawaki were heartbreakingly silent through the whole ordeal, even when the resurrection started by way of the lost Hatake boy, Orochimaru.

"but the Hatake and Senju still only have less than 10 and 15 members respectively, meaning that there would be a power imbalance between the four newly resuscitated clans. given the feud that is, arguably, still active to some of us revenant, it doesn't seem wise to leave it be."

and that was the crux of the matter. several members of both the Uchiha and Senju that had been resurrected had died when the Senju-Uchiha blood feud had been ongoing. both his brothers (his brothers!!) had died far before the village had even been a thought in Hashirama's wood cork of a brain, along with Madara's own siblings, like his older brother Hidehiko, Izuna, their younger brother Matsuri and his twin sister Shouko, and their youngest sister Choushi. thats not even mentioning the adult shinobi under the same circumstances; 22 year old Senju Yasuiro and 28 year old Senju Fuushinshi had attacked and injured Uchiha Kouga, and also injured the man's 12 year old niece Uchiha Rukia, before Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama, and Mito managed to tie them all down.

(if Fuushinshi was sporting a break in his arm, in the same place as young Rukia, well. That was between Tobirama and his cousin.)

"Thats not even mentioning the non-clan shinobi who were resurrected, who, in all likelihood, are probably related to one of the four clans in question. if they become affiliated with said clans is entirely by their own choice." he said, his tone brokering no room for argument. Tobirama was honestly surprised that he hadn't been interrupted yet, but it might be the shock of having so many once-dead shinobi in Konoha's meeting hall.

pursing his lips ever so slightly, he looked to Hashirama, holding Kawarama who was making faces at Itama, then to Touka who was standing behind Mito and holding Nawaki. his brother tilted his head and Touka nodded, flickering her chakra in code pattern for 'plan, question.'

Tobirama sighed, mostly as a visual sign of reluctance for the other clan heads present. 'contract, agreement. kill, home-clan; fade, wild-clan.'

Hashirama's eyes sparkled, his smile not fading from his face in the slightest.

"our agreed upon solution to both the power imbalance and the lacking size of the Senju and Hatake clans is to incite the charter's directory number fourteen."

only two of the clan heads seemed to recognize what he was referencing, tjose being the Nara clan head, as expected, and Madara, who literally co-wrote the damn thing with him. Madara threw his head back with thundering laughter, which Tobirama related to on a personal level.

it was extremely ironic that the ones to end the Senju way of life would be the very people who had been hurt by it the most.

Itama jerked in his arms at the noise, so he adjusted his grip to hold him tighter. several eyes landed on the still laughing Madara, who Tobirama knew was not going to explain anything. the Nara head didn't look any worse, so he either knew what the Senju used to be like, or he simply didn't care.

Tobirama had expected most of the clans to not have invested in that particular article after it was written, but... he was extremely unpleased with Hiruzen's puzzled, near silent question of "the what?"

Madara's laughter died off with the (to most) unexpected line of, "wonderful play, Senju." vicious smile almost mocking to anyone unfamiliar with him. which was everyone except him, Mito, Hashirama, and Izuna.

Tobirama simply inclined his head in acknowledgement. he ran one hand through his hair, carefully avoiding the carefully disguised braids he'd tied into it this morning with Hashirama, Touka, and Orocchi.

"to answer your question, Hiruzen, 'the what' is the clause in the village's Constitution that states, 'when a clan is no longer large enough to support itself and its members, an allied clan who is willing and able are to induct the clan into their own, allowing the continued survival of the bloodline. this can be enacted when a clan's number drops beneath the range of the clan's expected member count.'"

clearing his throat, he continues on, projecting his voice to call over the now disorganized shinobi.

"in essence, this means that the senju will join either the Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Hatake clans, as those three have priority over other clans in the village due to both personal and blood relations being closest. thus, to avoid further power imbalance in the number of members to each resurrected clan, the Senju will be hosted by the Hatake clan."

so i have a small AU that is taking up space in my brain so here you go.

So the AU is that ether Danzo or Orochimaru ( I have not decided which) clone the founders of Konoha, but they are are about 10 maybe 11. And they have the memory's of their lives up to that point, so they know certain lore and skills. And then Hiruzen has to find places for them to stay.

so Madara go's to Sasuke(maybe pre-massacre)

Tobirama and Hashirama go to Kakashi(because i love the theory that Sakumo is Tobi's son that i saw somewhere)

and Mito go's to the house of the last Uzumaki in Konoha.( and she is livid, for she remembers the palaces that they built by the sea)

so i put out a small AU, and it would not leave my brain. so here is a small drabble that i wrote.

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Mito set down her small suitcase that held all that belongs to her, she looked at the door that was filthy and graffitied. She then sighed to herself, thinking of a door that had been destroyed a long time ago(but to her was freshly painted). She knocked on the door hoping that at least whoever lived here would be kind enough to let her stay for a while, although judging by the state of the neighborhood she should just be content that he is not some sort of criminal, hopefully.

Hearing nothing she used the key that hiruzen-sama gave her, letting herself into the dingy apartment. “Excuse me” called out Mito, looking around the room. Ramen cups littered the room, and there was mold growing in the ceiling corners. There was a small kitchen to her right and what appeared to be a bedroom door right in front of her. She then walked forward towards the door, intent on giving the lazy waste of space that DARED to call themselves an Uzumaki a piece of her mind.

She then threw the bedroom door open looking around but seeing nothing, now she may not be the best senser, but she was no slouch. She sensed a enormous chakra presence under the bed. Not thinking she reached under the bed pulling out, a small child?!

He squirmed in her hand “LET ME GO” he shouted. He then managed to land a kick, surprising her. He then launched himself towards the window. Knocking herself out of her shock she quickly caught him in her chains. As he was struggling to get out of her chains, she took a moment to analyze what she was seeing. It was a small boy, with blonde hair and three distinct claw marks on his face under his blue eyes. He was wearing a tan tee-shirt that had an Uzumaki spiral on it.

“Who let this child stay here alone” She thought, disturbed by the seaming lack of care by her last remaining living relative. Realizing that he was trapped the boy stopped struggling as much. Making up her mind she decided to gather more information, after all, knowing is half the battle as the old saying goes.

“Who are you” Mito then asked. The boy looked at her then said, “I’m Uzumaki Naruto”.

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so that is that, this is the first time that i wrote something for this, sooo tell me what you think.

where is the fic

okay, please imagine with me:

mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally

meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that

hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams

a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama

it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)