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yes i would be into that
for your "my ambition (will be your savior)" au
i ask for only a smidge, a speck, a small drabble, of Resembool finally finding out that ed is a state alchemist.
or would that be spoilers.
Oh, I think... I think that would be spoilers? Maybe? I'm not sure if it ever really comes up in the story itself, but I... had ideas... about how I could maybe do a sequel for it (if I could just ever actually finish the damn thing), and it would probably be during the sequel that it would come up, meaning that a little drabble would probably spoil some things that I have planned for the end of my ambitions (will be your savior)...
But, I mean, I think I could still work on that? I don't really have the time right now, though, so it would probably be a week or two before I can really start, but I mean, if you guys do want the spoilers then I could do that.
wait so she is NOT a vampire any more, like, i only heard about it though fanfics, and that one comic with old man Logan and s.t.a.k.e.
And i thought that it was super cool and rad that they did that. so huh.
Actually insane to me that marvel got rid of Jubilee's vampirism because, for some reason, they were of the belief that nobody liked the vampirism thing and that there was nothing more they could do to explore it in interesting or original ways but if you ask any Jubilee fan about it, most of the time you'll be met with us saying nothing but good things about those years and how cool and different it was and what our favourite moments were
Ask us about anything after that vampirism though and you'll get a lot of "I dunno I guess she was okay in X issue" and "well there was that oneshot a little bit ago where she got some good stuff" etc
where is the fic
Au where Dick puts a tracking chip in his brothers necks because he grew up with Batman and thinks it’s normal. His siblings, freaks just like him, are a little disturbed but mostly trying to hold back tears because omg he cares so much!!!!!
so i put out a small AU, and it would not leave my brain. so here is a small drabble that i wrote.
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Mito set down her small suitcase that held all that belongs to her, she looked at the door that was filthy and graffitied. She then sighed to herself, thinking of a door that had been destroyed a long time ago(but to her was freshly painted). She knocked on the door hoping that at least whoever lived here would be kind enough to let her stay for a while, although judging by the state of the neighborhood she should just be content that he is not some sort of criminal, hopefully.
Hearing nothing she used the key that hiruzen-sama gave her, letting herself into the dingy apartment. “Excuse me” called out Mito, looking around the room. Ramen cups littered the room, and there was mold growing in the ceiling corners. There was a small kitchen to her right and what appeared to be a bedroom door right in front of her. She then walked forward towards the door, intent on giving the lazy waste of space that DARED to call themselves an Uzumaki a piece of her mind.
She then threw the bedroom door open looking around but seeing nothing, now she may not be the best senser, but she was no slouch. She sensed a enormous chakra presence under the bed. Not thinking she reached under the bed pulling out, a small child?!
He squirmed in her hand “LET ME GO” he shouted. He then managed to land a kick, surprising her. He then launched himself towards the window. Knocking herself out of her shock she quickly caught him in her chains. As he was struggling to get out of her chains, she took a moment to analyze what she was seeing. It was a small boy, with blonde hair and three distinct claw marks on his face under his blue eyes. He was wearing a tan tee-shirt that had an Uzumaki spiral on it.
“Who let this child stay here alone” She thought, disturbed by the seaming lack of care by her last remaining living relative. Realizing that he was trapped the boy stopped struggling as much. Making up her mind she decided to gather more information, after all, knowing is half the battle as the old saying goes.
“Who are you” Mito then asked. The boy looked at her then said, “I’m Uzumaki Naruto”.
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so that is that, this is the first time that i wrote something for this, sooo tell me what you think.
So am i the only one that is still stuck on why these chains are, fluttering in the wind?
why, chains don't do that and there should not be a wind in a CAVE.
so i have a small AU that is taking up space in my brain so here you go.
So the AU is that ether Danzo or Orochimaru ( I have not decided which) clone the founders of Konoha, but they are are about 10 maybe 11. And they have the memory's of their lives up to that point, so they know certain lore and skills. And then Hiruzen has to find places for them to stay.
so Madara go's to Sasuke(maybe pre-massacre)
Tobirama and Hashirama go to Kakashi(because i love the theory that Sakumo is Tobi's son that i saw somewhere)
and Mito go's to the house of the last Uzumaki in Konoha.( and she is livid, for she remembers the palaces that they built by the sea)
is this what you were looking for.
Au where Naruto can see ghosts and he constantly stares off into space and all the kids thing he’s weird but he’s just listening to Hashirama, Mito, Tobirama and Izuna talk and complain about how far the village fell.
Naruto always creeps out teachers by knowing things he just shouldn’t and constantly gets his ANBU guard in trouble because he just disappears.
Aka Naruto and his judgment squad/tutors
What if we scale it back a bit: AU where mito's soul was sealed away when she died (bc idk an Uzumaki soul might be useful) and naruto releases her after finding a folder labeled "Uzumaki" while snooping
trazyn the infinite is the primarch of the blood ravens AU.
even though i do not know much of the lore of the blood ravens, i keep seeing memes about trazyn being their primarch. and so like anyone who saw a funny story idea, i decided to look up fics for this. and yet i found none. now i have absolutely no concordance in my writing ability, or i would try to write it my self. and so i turn to tumbler. will you, the people of the world wide web, give unto this poor soul the crack fic he so strongly desires.
where for art the fic.
what if damian's "meeting his father later on" situation happened with jon?
like, lois is pregnant from clark but they break up for some unnecessarily unspecified reason and she keeps the child without clark even knowing she was pregnant
then some years later the kid's powers start showing up and lois (who had no idea clark was superman) is left confused and seeks clark to understand what's going on
meanwhile, batman is detecting all kinds of weird activity that indicates there's a kryptonian around, even when superman is away or with him
damian, who never trusted superman in the first place, goes to investigate alone and meets jon, who's flying around gotham with no control. damian threatens him, jon is confused because he doesn't mean any harm and when damian understands the situation they just chill there and talk about kid things
meanwhile, clark is freaking out that he has had a son for ten years now and didn't notice, whilst lois is also freaking out because 1. clark is superman. and 2. jon is gone and nowhere to be seen.
then batman just shows up from the apartment's shadows and is like "robin called me. he has found jon and held him with red sun bracelets so that he doesn't float away randomly."
the craziest weekend they ever experience
I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of
where for art the fic
I want a Part 1 fic where Kakashi’s like “I’m so sorry, rich and powerful lordling who is in love with my cute female student, but unfortunately you can’t marry Sakura because she’s already engaged to her teammate Sasuke Uchiha.” And Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are all like “HEEEEEEEEEEH??????” but then proceed to go along with it because all three of them detest this pretentious rich kid from the bottom of their hearts.
So I finished Unremembered Empire...
Actually I finished it like a week ago, I've just been wrangling with some gnarly insomnia and haven't had the brainpower to post. Ending thoughts:
For some reason I was under the impression that Vulkan was stark raving mad and stark raving naked when he charged Konrad Curze, and I'm deeply disappointed that he wasn't. Would it make sense? Probably not. Would it be fucking wild? Absolutely. I can only shake my head at Abnett's cowardice.
Does Curze have any motive beyond, "lol killing fun"?
Lion and Guilliman just fucking jumped Sanguinius as soon as he got off the ship, didn't they. Dude must have been so happy to see his brothers, and then they just cram a crown into his hands.
Euten rallying the Shattered Legions was phenomenal. Can we just make her their temporary primarch while they're on Macragge? They could use a mom, is all I'm saying.
I know it's a very serious moment, but I find the unexpected orbital drop to be such a hilarious concept. Baffled Macraggans getting bombarded by equally baffled Dark Angels. Imagine having a drop pod land in your neighborhood, and now you have these deeply embarrassed Astartes on your porch apologizing for blowing over your garage. Everyone comes out to stare. Someone's grandpa is convinced that the Word Bearers are attacking and has to be restrained from opening fire with a rusty old lasgun. A small child keeps escaping her parents to tell the Dark Angels that their armor is the wrong color. The Arbites are trying, and failing, to hustle everyone back into their homes. And then the Ultramarines come tearing in like the most deranged traffic cops to ever dog the streets. I'm gonna write fanfiction about this, mark my words.
Undead Unluck spoilers
Does anyone think that Latla's ability should be called Unpredictable? Since, you know, it's supposed to be a counter to her pricise fortune telling? Since she can PREDICT the future?
where for art the fic.
I am in desperate need of a Spiderman/Batman crossover fic (Based on Dark matter by mysterycyclone) but instead of Tim and Duke being his main friends or dick and Jaso finding him on the Secidn chapter, I need one where he goes to gotham academy with damian, maybe Jon and maps or who knows, I mean Damian is 14-15 in comics rn? (depending) and Peter could be 15-16, while Duke is 2 or 3 years older than them both, so maybe they're in gotham prep and stuff.
Like:
Damian, got told to interact with his peers, seeing Peter as the most competent inteligent-wise: Your academic achievements are not as dumb as the rest of our peers.
Peter slightly freaked out but curious: Thanks I guess?
Damian: *nods* I'm glad to FIDN someoene smart here.
After a while of being friends and relaxing more, this trio of idiots
Peter: Working on this is goign to make me go insane- *bangs head against notebook, Witha concussion, and sleep deprived*
Duke: Man need any help? Maybe if you got some rest by the manor-
Damian: You woudlnt have such a headache if you Didn't bang your head agaidnt the wall parker. But go on, it's a least slightly amusing.
Peter:*slightly joking* Hey man fuck you-
yes
40k AU where everything is the same, except Guilliman makes terrible dad jokes every opportunity he gets with a completely straight face.
yo where is the fic
tim drake and nadia van dyne would get along great I feel like and this would either be a good thing or a terrible thing.
on the one hand, nadia is really good at getting people to recognize their own worth and taking care of them, and that's something that tim could probably use. and tim is, well, tim. he's a good leader, he's good with people, and nadia might need a break from being the leader so much. they tend to be "on" a lot of the time, and maybe having someone else who feels that pressure is some useful solidarity.
on the other hand, nadia has manic episodes in which she tries desperately to fix everyone around her, and tim is also completely obsessive about fixing things and finding answers. nadia built a tiny microverse lab in a necklace so she could get more done in less time. tim lost his spleen and bled out in the desert and didn't tell anyone. they are both not the healthiest in terms of work ethic! and they would absolutely make each other spiral.
yo where is the fic
Imagine Nadia meeting the mcu Hank Pym and Janet .
She definitely thinks that Earth-19999 Janet is not as cool as her Janet lmaooo
Finds out what she's like here and just goes "Janet got de-yassified 😭😭😭"
But Nadia's still ready to go to bat for this woman, and minutes into the first meeting and she's interrogating Janet about Hank's treatment of her "Does he hit you?? Are you okay??? I've never killed anyone but I have all the training for it, just say the word."
But in a vacuum, outside of the abuse of her stepmother (? Idk how to describe her relationship w Janet), this version of Hank will make her feel... sad, I think.
There are a lot of thoughts I have to explain this, but without getting into a rant, Nadia is confronted with a reality where Hank is alive. And there. And not a murderous robot.
This could've been her life. When she had thought about her father in the Red Room, this was the man she thought about. But it isn't hers.
And that's really sad, I think.
yo where is the fic.
I want Nadia Van Dyne to accidentally transport herself into the MCU. Like, shrinks down into her lab, something goes wrong, and when she comes back out, everything is different and she doesn't understand what's happened.
Bc I'm rewatching Falcon and the Winter Soldier, I think it would be v funny if she immediately beelined towards Bucky, hoping for answers (operating under the belief that her dimension has been altered bc of time shenanigans or something and not that she's been dimensionally displaced) but since Bucky has literally just deprogrammed from being The Winter Soldier, it just goes:
Nadia: BUCKY, BUCKY, BUCKY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!! Sam: Do you... know her? Bucky: No. Nadia, laughing: That's a joke, right? You kidnapped me as a baby and handed me to the Red Room, man. Its the oldest memory I have. And now I need your help. Bucky: *having a crisis*
yo where is the fic
"well, the Uzumaki and Uchiha have around 25-ish members again, which would allow them to be reinstated as clans allied to the village by charter right," Tobirama stated, entirely unfazed by the eyes of the many clan heads watching him speak. Itama shifted his tiny (painfully tiny, was he always that small??) body in his hold, gripping on tighter to his mother's fur collar. both he, Kawarama, and Nawaki were heartbreakingly silent through the whole ordeal, even when the resurrection started by way of the lost Hatake boy, Orochimaru.
"but the Hatake and Senju still only have less than 10 and 15 members respectively, meaning that there would be a power imbalance between the four newly resuscitated clans. given the feud that is, arguably, still active to some of us revenant, it doesn't seem wise to leave it be."
and that was the crux of the matter. several members of both the Uchiha and Senju that had been resurrected had died when the Senju-Uchiha blood feud had been ongoing. both his brothers (his brothers!!) had died far before the village had even been a thought in Hashirama's wood cork of a brain, along with Madara's own siblings, like his older brother Hidehiko, Izuna, their younger brother Matsuri and his twin sister Shouko, and their youngest sister Choushi. thats not even mentioning the adult shinobi under the same circumstances; 22 year old Senju Yasuiro and 28 year old Senju Fuushinshi had attacked and injured Uchiha Kouga, and also injured the man's 12 year old niece Uchiha Rukia, before Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama, and Mito managed to tie them all down.
(if Fuushinshi was sporting a break in his arm, in the same place as young Rukia, well. That was between Tobirama and his cousin.)
"Thats not even mentioning the non-clan shinobi who were resurrected, who, in all likelihood, are probably related to one of the four clans in question. if they become affiliated with said clans is entirely by their own choice." he said, his tone brokering no room for argument. Tobirama was honestly surprised that he hadn't been interrupted yet, but it might be the shock of having so many once-dead shinobi in Konoha's meeting hall.
pursing his lips ever so slightly, he looked to Hashirama, holding Kawarama who was making faces at Itama, then to Touka who was standing behind Mito and holding Nawaki. his brother tilted his head and Touka nodded, flickering her chakra in code pattern for 'plan, question.'
Tobirama sighed, mostly as a visual sign of reluctance for the other clan heads present. 'contract, agreement. kill, home-clan; fade, wild-clan.'
Hashirama's eyes sparkled, his smile not fading from his face in the slightest.
"our agreed upon solution to both the power imbalance and the lacking size of the Senju and Hatake clans is to incite the charter's directory number fourteen."
only two of the clan heads seemed to recognize what he was referencing, tjose being the Nara clan head, as expected, and Madara, who literally co-wrote the damn thing with him. Madara threw his head back with thundering laughter, which Tobirama related to on a personal level.
it was extremely ironic that the ones to end the Senju way of life would be the very people who had been hurt by it the most.
Itama jerked in his arms at the noise, so he adjusted his grip to hold him tighter. several eyes landed on the still laughing Madara, who Tobirama knew was not going to explain anything. the Nara head didn't look any worse, so he either knew what the Senju used to be like, or he simply didn't care.
Tobirama had expected most of the clans to not have invested in that particular article after it was written, but... he was extremely unpleased with Hiruzen's puzzled, near silent question of "the what?"
Madara's laughter died off with the (to most) unexpected line of, "wonderful play, Senju." vicious smile almost mocking to anyone unfamiliar with him. which was everyone except him, Mito, Hashirama, and Izuna.
Tobirama simply inclined his head in acknowledgement. he ran one hand through his hair, carefully avoiding the carefully disguised braids he'd tied into it this morning with Hashirama, Touka, and Orocchi.
"to answer your question, Hiruzen, 'the what' is the clause in the village's Constitution that states, 'when a clan is no longer large enough to support itself and its members, an allied clan who is willing and able are to induct the clan into their own, allowing the continued survival of the bloodline. this can be enacted when a clan's number drops beneath the range of the clan's expected member count.'"
clearing his throat, he continues on, projecting his voice to call over the now disorganized shinobi.
"in essence, this means that the senju will join either the Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Hatake clans, as those three have priority over other clans in the village due to both personal and blood relations being closest. thus, to avoid further power imbalance in the number of members to each resurrected clan, the Senju will be hosted by the Hatake clan."
creeps up behind you. "yo where is the fic"
Naruto memes because yes
where is the fic
okay, please imagine with me:
mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally
meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that
hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams
a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama
it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)