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IT BEGINS

where is the fic

okay, please imagine with me:

mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally

meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that

hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams

a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama

it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)