This Episode Felt The Most Gay Out Of The Entire Show And There Was Literally An Episode About A Gay

This episode felt the most gay out of the entire show and there was literally an episode about a gay gorilla and a robot wanting to leave Earth so they can be happy together.

Like Slade, Lex, Clark, Jimmy, all were hella fruity today. Lex, Clark, and Jimmy all had their weird little triangle going on and for Slade what straight man would refer to Lois as Superman's gal pal? Lex and Slade were on something this episode for real though.

Damn, I can't believe the government is causing the twinks to fight each other. End the Twink civil war.

My adventures with superman

Memes

Mostly lex and Slade in the last episodes

I relate alot to shocker he so real

So I’m pretty sure this is the most important page that has ever been written for Shocker, because it perfectly sums up how he sees the world. See, Shocker is a genius, a guy who built his own gauntlets and developed a suit that allowed him to use those gauntlets, but he lacks the flaw that many geniuses have. 

He’s not too smart for his own good. 

See, I think it comes down to Shocker being blue collar; in his original origin he was just a safe cracker who didn’t go to college after all. Basically, he’s smart enough to know that there are always bigger fish. That the guys that try to have it all end up with nothing. That criminals always lose because they get greedy, that is to say their reach is greater than their grasp. 

Shocker will always take a smaller amount of certain money over a larger amount of uncertain money. 

This pretty much explains why he sticks with bank robbery and other small jobs. Other guys get too in their own heads, go crazy, get locked up for life or end up dead. Given he doesn’t want either of those outcomes, he sticks with what he knows and what he’s good at. 

He’s also got realistic expectations; his end goal is to live in new jersey of all places, and his ideal retirement is a place with a yard. Basically, he wants to be middle class, because he realizes he’ll never be rich.

Crime for Shocker isn’t some great calling, it’s a job, one he does until he doesn’t have to anymore because he understands that getting greedy just gets you killed or worse. 

The tragedy of it all is that it also means he’s never had a friend that didn’t betray him, and that all the criminals he associates with essentially use him as a fall guy when possible. 

Okay I know this is not in character for them at all but it’s still really funny for me to imagine:

*Dr Doom and the Fantastic Four fighting at a science convention*

Dr Doom: We can team up! Let us join forces!

Peter Parker, 1st time at the convention:

Peter Parker: Is-

Peter Parker: Is he looking at me?

Peter Parker: I’m not a villain???

I wonder how much longer it'll be until Deathstroke betrays Waller? It's only a matter of time until he finally snaps and has enough of her arrogant attitude towards him. Bad guy or not, he's been nothing but loyal to her, but now because of her partnership with Lex, she's constantly dismissing and looking down on him. He thought they were equals, but soon he's gonna go rogue and turn on her and I can't say I blame him when that happens.

Amanda Waller has always been a bitch in every film and TV adaption, but I REALLY hate her in My Adventures with Superman.