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This Made Me Burst Out Laughing Lol @disneyprincessabby I Need To Know What Happens Next

This made me burst out laughing lol πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜† 😹 πŸ˜„ πŸ’€ πŸ˜‚ @disneyprincessabby I need to know what happens next

Hey what if one day while lightning was in drag cause he was bored Francisco stops by to say hi and see this lady I feel like lightning would try and flirt with him lol πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Not gonna lie, I'm really enjoying the Drag Queen McQueen asks! Gives me an excuse to actually work on this concept again (I had started to back in 2017/2018, and then just kinda stopped?) anyway, enjoy this little ficlet!

'How did I get end up in this mess?' Lightning wondered to himself.

It had been just a typical Thursday afternoon, and Lightning was bored out of his mind. His friend Tristian had sent him some of his old stuff he had left at his place back in LA a few years ago, so what better way to cure his boredom that to go digging through those boxes?

Inside there were all sorts of wigs, high heels, and sparkly outfits that McQueen had donned so many times when he was younger. Many of those dresses had been the difference between making rent or becoming homeless in his late teens and early twenties, hell many of those outfits payed to get the parts he needed for his race car when he was just starting his racing career.

He still wasn't sure what possessed him to get into drag and go outside like that, or better yet why he decided to flirt with his World Grand Prix rival; Francesco Bernoulli.

It started out as an innocent joke; Lightning wanted to see how long it would take the Italian racer to realize that under all that hair and makeup, it was actually him. But then Francesco just wouldn't give up; he was completely enamored with Lightning!

Now here they were, at Wheel Well, having dinner. Several staff members were struggling to hide their laughter as they watched the scene unfold in front of them. How long was McQueen going to keep this ruse going?

"Why don't we take this upstairs...to Francesco's hotel room?" Francesco suggested.

"I don't think that's such a good idea..." McQueen replied sheepishly.

"Why not? Surely a beautiful woman like you would be a perfect companion for Francesco this evening!" he argued.

"Because I'm not a woman, Francesco; I'm just good at imitating one" McQueen replied, slipping out of the more feminine voice he had been using all afternoon.

"M-McQueen?" Francesco's eyes grew wide in shock.

I was originally just going to explain how this would go down, but then I threw on some RuPaul tunes and wrote this instead!

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