Awwww I'm The Youngest In My Family

Awwww I'm the youngest in my family 🥺

 I just think they’re neat! Bonus:

This made me burst out laughing lol 😂 🤣 😆 😹 😄 💀 😂 @disneyprincessabby I need to know what happens next

Hey what if one day while lightning was in drag cause he was bored Francisco stops by to say hi and see this lady I feel like lightning would try and flirt with him lol 😆 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Not gonna lie, I'm really enjoying the Drag Queen McQueen asks! Gives me an excuse to actually work on this concept again (I had started to back in 2017/2018, and then just kinda stopped?) anyway, enjoy this little ficlet!

'How did I get end up in this mess?' Lightning wondered to himself.

It had been just a typical Thursday afternoon, and Lightning was bored out of his mind. His friend Tristian had sent him some of his old stuff he had left at his place back in LA a few years ago, so what better way to cure his boredom that to go digging through those boxes?

Inside there were all sorts of wigs, high heels, and sparkly outfits that McQueen had donned so many times when he was younger. Many of those dresses had been the difference between making rent or becoming homeless in his late teens and early twenties, hell many of those outfits payed to get the parts he needed for his race car when he was just starting his racing career.

He still wasn't sure what possessed him to get into drag and go outside like that, or better yet why he decided to flirt with his World Grand Prix rival; Francesco Bernoulli.

It started out as an innocent joke; Lightning wanted to see how long it would take the Italian racer to realize that under all that hair and makeup, it was actually him. But then Francesco just wouldn't give up; he was completely enamored with Lightning!

Now here they were, at Wheel Well, having dinner. Several staff members were struggling to hide their laughter as they watched the scene unfold in front of them. How long was McQueen going to keep this ruse going?

"Why don't we take this upstairs...to Francesco's hotel room?" Francesco suggested.

"I don't think that's such a good idea..." McQueen replied sheepishly.

"Why not? Surely a beautiful woman like you would be a perfect companion for Francesco this evening!" he argued.

"Because I'm not a woman, Francesco; I'm just good at imitating one" McQueen replied, slipping out of the more feminine voice he had been using all afternoon.

"M-McQueen?" Francesco's eyes grew wide in shock.

I was originally just going to explain how this would go down, but then I threw on some RuPaul tunes and wrote this instead!

I love these two ❤ plus carrier

Im crazy and will not recover👍

I love them 30000 🤗🥺🥺🥺

I love you 😍 💗 content you one of my favorite creatures and I'm glad you don’t find my ask annoying @magicalprofessorsludgedeputy

Like literally when bee see what jazz is doing he makes it his mission to find clothing that would make jazz mad 😠 like but more edgier like fish nets and really tight clothes

Now the Decepticon are telling him to claim down because they don't think Megatron suppose to be that red

Bee is absolutely that petty, plus he really does like the style so his wardrobe is rapidly filling with tight fitting leather, lace, and fishnets. Corsets, crop tops, mini skirts, short shorts, thigh highs and garters all become staples of his look. It doesn't help that he's been hanging with b.a and she teaches him makeup.

All the cons are either trying to get bee to stop, staying out of the way, having gay/bi awakenings or encouraging it cause it's funny.

🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Hey good evening can we please see Megatron’s come back and want full custody of sari please and that first one was really funny good job 👏 👍

Ya got it. Here ya go

Ratchet: What’s happening now?

Prowl: Something the humans call… bitter break up.

Prof. Sumdac: I Still Don’t Understand! Why do you need Sari?

Megatron: I am going to say it clearly. You are not a good father.

Prof. Sumdac: What?!

Starscream: This is getting good.

Prof. Sumdac: What do you know about raising a kid? Hm?

Megatron: I know you have to spend time with them and not just one to two hours.

Prof, Sumdac: Oh. Uhm.. Well, do you have kids? How would you know.

Bumblebee, butting in: Technically, they’re his sparkling. *points to the three Decepticons*

Blitzwing: That’s fair.

Sari: I am so confused. On one hand, one has raised my whole life. On the other, killed countless lives to protect his kind. And occasionally dance parties. Hmmm…

Optimus: Is she really thinking about this?

Bulkhead: I’m lost.

Sari: Hmmm… Welp. I have new plans this weekend. Take Me Away, Mom!

Blitzwing: WHOO! New sister!

Lugnut: Wait wha-

Bumblebee: Welp..

Megatron: Worth it.