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So hades was in Nico's life a lot, right? (At least more than most gods are with their kids)

In HoO it's implied that Hitler was Hades' son.

WHAT IF HADES USED TO BE NONCHALANT WITH HIS PARENTING, LIKE OTHER GODS, THEN GOT TRAUMATISED WITH HOW HITLER ENDED UP.

THEN HE STARTED TRYING TO BE IN HIS KIDS' LIVES.

Currently at a golf tournament rn, it never occurred to me how hilarious it must be to see me golfing, I have pink half shaved hair, black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. Lol

Been playing cult of the lamb recently

I absolutely love how you can not ONLY make narinder your husband, but marry the other bishops as well. Making a harem of people who effed around and found out😂

Greatest power move in all of gaming

Imagine a new camper entering the infirmary

Will to any other patient: "hey, your gonna be fine, alright? We'll have you all fixed up in no time! Ok?"

Will to Nico: "you mother fu-"

Things my algebra teacher has said (he's from Cameroon, so imagine the extremely thick accent as you read)

"I like you more than the other classes" *brings out a variety pack of takis and dramatically slams them on the table*

He was on speaker phone with some lady asking him about lunch later, after he got off the phone some kid asked who it was.

He replied, very casually, "Oh, she a bitch"

This man is 60.

Once, he got us full sized chip bags and candy bars for being his best class. That was because we were quiet and didn't blatantly cheat on his assignments.

Just recently, he was talking about his plans to vacation in California during the spring break. A kid jokingly asked if he was gonna smoke some weed. He replied;

"Oh no. I do not smoke weed. I've never smoked weed. I used to smoke crack, though."

To which all of us were like, "wtf?" And he was like

"I smoked crack for 40 year. I should be dead"

This man is a gem, and I will post more if things come up.

I tried a different artstyle, I really like how it turned out

(Edit) just realized I forgot his scar on his cheek 😭

daily pjo (underrated) godly parent headcannon:

children of hades have the best jewelry