D&D Character Idea:

D&D character idea:

A druid who takes mushrooms, and only turns into fucked-up version of animals they see on mushrooms. Like a rainbow bear that's dripping rainbow ooze.

You would have to find a DM willing to let you do that though (although I imagine it as more of a flavor thing that has no effect on the actual strength and gameplay).

I made the cinnamon toast crunch mascots as D&D enemies.

And now you have it. (I made it when I first started playing DnD, so sorry it's a bit wonky)

Yeah sanity is cool but have you ever stared into the abyss? Have you ever gotten so fucked up that you feel your body turning into pixels and see yourself as turning into an 8-bit video game character? Have you ever gotten so stupid high you thought I'd you took off a headband it would stain your forehead? Have you ever thought you were in your own house and called for your dog cause you wanted to snuggle when in reality you were on the subway?

This is him, this is the man I aspire to be! Genius grumpy old cat dude who always looks like he's about to disembowel someone.

Just heard someone refer to the Italian language as "Garlic Flavored Spanish" and honestly idk how to feel about that.

So yesterday I wrapped my car around a tree. (Don't worry, I just broke my wrist and ring finger) and I did so while Terminus El Dorado by Ted Nugent was playing. That's right, the song about a girl who dies in a car crash.