Hey I'm Free Later If You Wanna Go Insane Together Or Something

hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

Bedbugs are great because for the eight or so years of your life, you are told these things exist by your parents, then as an older kid, you think they don't exist because you think that statement "Don't Let the bed bugs bite" was just something people said, but THEN, you come to learn that they ARE real and you gaslit yourself into thinking they weren't based on the premise you were smart enough to decipher a metaphor. And then as soon as you finally learn they're real, you have an encounter with them because irony is a bitch.

Things we need to bring back that have faded from popularity for no reason:

The term 'Hark'

Cane swords

The name 'Zebulon'

4-pace duels to the death

Chainsaws being used for giving birth

Doctors having to ask before making a woman infertile (still legal in the US, look it up)

Gladiatorial combat as a public event

Pokemon Go

Y'all think vampires get addicted to certain blood types the way we do certain foods and drugs? Like imagine a vampire tweaking because he didn't get his type-O fix that week.

Maybe if companies put as much effort into their games as we do into ignoring their ads, they wouldn't HAVE to create fake mobile game ads to get people to play their games

Yeah sanity is cool but have you ever stared into the abyss? Have you ever gotten so fucked up that you feel your body turning into pixels and see yourself as turning into an 8-bit video game character? Have you ever gotten so stupid high you thought I'd you took off a headband it would stain your forehead? Have you ever thought you were in your own house and called for your dog cause you wanted to snuggle when in reality you were on the subway?