Bedbugs - Tumblr Posts

At this point I'm just waiting for a bedbug the size of a dog to punch a hole in my heart while I'm sleeping and finish me off.

Bedbugs are great because for the eight or so years of your life, you are told these things exist by your parents, then as an older kid, you think they don't exist because you think that statement "Don't Let the bed bugs bite" was just something people said, but THEN, you come to learn that they ARE real and you gaslit yourself into thinking they weren't based on the premise you were smart enough to decipher a metaphor. And then as soon as you finally learn they're real, you have an encounter with them because irony is a bitch.