Me, Taking A Burnout Quiz Out Of Fun

Me, taking a burnout quiz out of fun

‘ Do you struggle with any of the following? ’

Me, ticking every box out of the 9 except the lashing out at others: ....

Me: well shit.

AND WHEN CREATION GOES TO DIE YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE SKY UPON THE LAST DAY AND YOU WILL BE OKAY

PERSONAL / NON-RP BLOGS & MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Starters Based on Phrases my GF taught me

You ran backwards to the forest of dicks with your mouth wide open, your trousers pulled down.

Circulates like storkshit in the air

Stands like the priest's dick at the wedding

Wobbles, like the horse dick in the judge's ass

Life's not a creampie.

Work isn't a dick, it can stand for several days.

The horsecock has an end too

He's beating the nettle with someone else's dick.

You pulled a dick even from a sack of cunts.

My dick is out!

It's as easy as shitting in the bed

Yeah and the big horsedick!

Spring is here, dicks are getting swollen.

He shat into his own nest

Do you want me to marry you on top of that?

Honorable mentions to @infernal-general

Who are you in a found family?

the silent sufferer

you love your friends, but the truth is, you go through most of the real things alone. it's better that no one sees you like this. you'll be fine, really, because you're used to feeling this way. it'll pass. it always does. that's what you believe, anyway. you're more likely to give someone advice on a lesson you've learned without telling them how you learned it. you've come to realize that, if they're coming to you for advice, they'll be too preoccupied to ask. it stings, but it's... that's just the way feelings work sometimes. when you're around others, most of these problems seem to vanish, and you're better able to love the person you are. only on the worst days do you continue to hear that insistent whisper that it's, "all a lie because they don't know what's *really* going on." it's not a lie. you are loved. those moments together are real. there are times when you can afford not to be so strong.

Stolen from @rubbcrhose

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