Weird Things My Friends Say: PART ONE

Weird things my friends say: PART ONE

Friend A: What sound does a carrot make?

Friend B/C: *screams at the highest pitch possible*

Me: ...

NYC #18. Feb, 2022. . Intentionally damaged Polaroid film. Soaked in peroxide.

with everyone rightfully panning that new "adult" scooby-doo show, i thought about the gang actually being adults today. since the original show debuted in 1969, and with them being teens back then, in 2023 they'd be in their early 70s. so have some retiree scooby gang!

fred i just figured he'd be a kind unassuming older gentlemen who still has a penchant for tiny pranks. the kinda grandpa figure who always has a few pieces of candy in his pocket just in case it looks like someone needs one.

shaggy would absolutely be like willie nelson, full stop. chill old dude, knows the lyrics to everything 70s, and often volunteers at animal shelters mostly as a dog walker/socializer.

daphne i imagine would be a graceful ager but embraces her silvery hair like helen mirren or jamie lee curtis, and supports young up and coming fashion designers/models through a foundation she set up.

velma put out a few mystery novels in her 40s that took off and now, similar to daphne, mentors other authors through creative writing seminars. she has trifocals now.

the unfortunate reality is that dogs don't live near as long as people, even ones with a tenuous grasp of the human language. but, over the years, each of them has adopted different dogs and given them as much love as they did their beloved great dane detective.

tumblr is alive, grunge is back, the earth is healing

It 2 in the morning and I am slightly delirious. I have not slept a wink in forever and probably should because health and stuff but you know what? I won’t. I’m on a roll. I refuse to give up. The sleep shan’t conquer me. I shall prevail.

am i ever not exhausted? the answer to that, my friends, is no