What I Wouldn't Give To Roll Around In The Hayloft With Farmhand Kirishima He's All Worried About How

What I wouldn't give to roll around in the hayloft with farmhand Kirishima 🥴 he's all worried about how you're pulling him away from his work and what if he gets caught slacking off but then you lead him up into the loft and you've got a blanket laid out and he's like oh. Oh THAT'S what you wanted to show him. And he's still worried about getting caught but he's been eyeing those little shorts of yours all day and one little quickie couldn't hurt anything, right?

ONE LITTLE QUICKIE COULDN’T HURT ANYTHING RIGHT 🗣🗣🗣

Anon... u got me turned me on at work HIGH KEY bc this HITS😾

-

It’s a good thing the hayloft is so hidden, tucked away in one of your Pa’s more empty barns, still smelling off sawdust and salt, and lit by little more than the cracks in the roof... despite how neither fact seems to matter much when you’re the one leading him there.

One of his thick, calloused hands wrapped up in yours, Kirishima wonders how he’s supposed to stop himself from giving into you, especially since you always seem so excited to spot him across the field and wave him over, ignorant of how the other farmhand’s eyes glow green at the sight of you in your blue and red gingham.

That doesn’t stop him from following you, though, even if he protests, albeit weakly and under the guise that he wouldn’t want to upset your father...

Still, he melts at the sight of the little makeshift fort you made, at the lunchbox you brought him, and the way your cheeks curve as you smile, already crawling onto the mess of hay and patting the spot right next to you.

He never fails to take your face in his hands so he can pepper your cheeks in thankful kisses before he eats, his favorite prayer.

And later, when you straddle him on the little blanket, his palms rubbing over the plush fat of your hips to brush away the hay that sticks to your skin, your own pressed to his chest as you lean up to kiss him... it’s no really surprise that kirishima’s popping a stiffy and tugging your panties and shorts to the side all so you can ride him just for a quick minute, his thumb already pressing on your clit.

It’s really quite surprising that no ones caught the both of you yet, your moans enough to shake the red wood of the barn (or so you claim), Kirishima jogging away from your siesta (way too soon) with sweat dripping down his back and straw in his hair... and your own neck now bruised, lips raw and slick.

And when you do finally make your way back to the main house, panties in hand, Kiri blows you kisses🥺

The OG Aizawa fight, a.k.a When My Love for Aizawa Hit Me Like a Truck

My thoughts are filled right now of Shinsou as a father and how he is a total simp for his lovely wife, and how he will make an amazing father and husband PERIOD!!

Okay FULL STOP because you said Daddy!Shinso.... and I’m literally going to cry...

I always get so caught up in thinking about this concept and it’s one that I return to allllll the time... (and I mean, what can I say? I’ve been a sucker for family!AUs since I was little...)  

But yeah, though... family man Shinso IS an amazing father and husband... 

I feel like he’d definitely want at least one girl, but I love thinking about him with a little boy as his first child who’s EXACTLY like him; with pretty curls, droopy eyes, and some version of his quirk... 

He’s obviously a super smart and calm kid, doesn’t cry AT ALL, loves tummy time with the both of you and always seems super happy when being read to...

And honestly, I think Shinso would be great with a newborn or young toddler, too, because he’d be happy to do all of the nighttime work just so you can rest... if the baby’s hungry, he’ll just bring them to you, and if it’s anything else, he’s happy to hold them or rock them to sleep for however long it takes.

The only downside to this though, is that I bet when he gets a bit older, just like Shinso, he ends up being super attached to you and is always CLINGING to your side... holding onto your dress or pants around the house, resting in your arms whenever you’re sitting down... you name it... 

And Shinso is definitely a little pouty about this because 1. He is a good dad and your baby does seem to like him okay enough (which you tell him all the time), but also, 2. You and him time has turned into... you, him and baby time, too... With his son always trying to cuddle you when he sneakily tries to get his own cuddles (alone)... 

(Your boy running alongside the both of you when you go into your room after dinner...)

But anyway, your son eventually goes to kindergarten and that’s when you decide to have your second baby... a little girl, and she makes up for everything. 

(I think there would be a bigger age gap between his kids, probably because he’d really want to focus in on them when they were little before having another, and because of his schedule as a Hero...)

For all the ways your son clings to you, your daughter clings to Shinso... and God, he’s so happy because just like he wanted, she look exactly like you. He could never really favor one baby over another, but he can’t deny that he likes being the center of attention for once. 

(You just rolls your eyes when he pretends like he’s not gonna let you hold her... smug grin and all.)

She’s calm and smart just like her brother, of course, but just a tiny bit more fussy (which she gets from you) when it comes to who she’s being held by... growing up to be a little daddy’s girl who’s favorite color is... purple🥺

I feel like her quirk would be psych related but not exactly brainwashing... maybe something in relation to or combination with yours, or even something evolved, like talking to animals or telekinesis... 

But regardless, Zoo Wee Mama because your son is such a good older brother, too... goes around holding her hand when she first learns to walk, comes home from school everyday and reads out all his homework to her... always sits next to her to color with her while making sure to offer her bits of his snacks...

(Just like Shinso does for you when he’s working...)

And when they get older, literally no one bullies her because everyone at school knows about her cool older brother who’s also her biggest hypeman...

And all the while, Shinso is such a good dad... doing stuff like buying your whole family matching puffy coats, helping to put on the kid’s shoes everyday... even taking you all grocery shopping and carrying the little one in a baby sling while holding your hand (he grumbles about it, but lets the older one sit in the cart)... 

And while I know people say this kind of stuff a lot... I also feel like Shinso would be really good at doing hair... Mostly because he’s had to deal with his own wild cowlick for most of his life, so he has a bit of experience, but also because he really just doesn’t want your kids to go through the struggle of having to worry about what to do with it constantly. 

(Also I just love thinking about Shinso’s little girl having cute Dutch braids that he did himself.)

And when everyone is a teen, he’s kind of a cool dad, too... really supportive and thoughtful, always willing to listen, and overall VERY reassuring... who does stuff like drives them places, gets them fast food after sport practices, even helps them and all their friends find internships if need be... and your kids never ever misbehave because of this, as they just don’t want him to be disappointed in them when they do bad things or are mean to you (not that they really want to do bad things in the first place)... 

But Jesus, if you guys don’t have the family that everyone is jealous of... I would be lying. 

So yeah.... Can’t type anymore because I’m FULL ON BAWLING... but you. are. so. right...  

(And P.S., in my humble opinion, you’d have a third baby, too; another girl... this time, she’s a good mix of both of you but 100% gets your quirk, and Shinso is overjoyed. But that’s just me thinking out loud. Okay bye for real now.)

Rating nicknames based on sexiness- I LOVE YOU FOR INCLUDING ME TYSM 😘🥰 @ihatebnha (only in case you wanted to see it!)

~

Mommy/Daddy- Um okay so -10/10 absolutely a no from me unless we have children together, I’m down for calling you daddy though but FUCKING PLEASE GOD NOO, but on the flip side I used to have managers (female always) that called most people mama. Ex “Hey mama how’s it going” or something along those lines and I didn’t hate it so much. That is like a 5/10. Feels affectionate kinda.

Darling- Makes me feel chastised, so like 4/10? Maybe saying it sweetly would help but nah, another no thanks. Likes Darlin* infinitely better

Doll- Ugh oh my, I love this so much 10/10 ✨chefs kiss✨ makes me feel like an old lady but like the bikers kind of old lady, that someone calling me this would kill for me and I’d let him. Maybe I like Tig from Sons of Anarchy too much oops

Slut/Whore- Big dick energy required to make this work so like... 7/10 and not all the time- if we’re not midfuck you’re probably not getting any for a couple days 😤😤

TW- Spit for the next one

Baby- 99/10 SO this goes two ways, let me be cute and call me baby while you rub your thumb over the back of my hand but also call me baby when I’m a mess and I let you spit in my mouth like damn

Love- I unironically call people this sometimes and mean it to be nice I don’t mean to be annoying rip me. But to me? 6/10 don’t care too much about it.

Bae- Someone I sext on and off calls me this sometimes and I just... meh? Nonsexual to me and not really cute either. Feels like a cop out 2/10

Kitten- 3/10 is just an eh for me, like pop off if its your thing I guess

Puppy- Absolutely fucking not. -100/10

Cow??- I think not. I don’t know who you think you’re talking to but it won’t be me after this one. I have enough self doubt, tf outta here with that 0/10

Bonus for me though-

Princess- Only in bed but please god this is attractive; call me this when you’re frustrated with me and I’m GONE 100/10

Sweetheart- non patronizingly is so fucking cute to me I don’t even know where to start. 10/10

RATE THE NICKNAMES BASED ON SEXINESS — started my own post ‘cause it was gettin long in the og!

𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 / 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 ─♡─ 9/10, depending on the context. feels gross sometimes, depends on how into it i am. being the sub and them calling you mommy >>>

𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 ─♡─ for- during fornication?! 0. definitely romantic, though. but not sexy.

𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 ─♡─ uhhh zero out of ten. it does not hit.

𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭/𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 ─♡─ 11/10, makes me cry (in the good way).

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 ─♡─ 12/10. TRULY MAGNETIC. sends me to the astral realm. romantic in the absolute sexiest way.

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ─♡─ uhhhh 0 out of ten. absolutely not sexy.

𝐛𝐚𝐞 ─♡─ zero out of ten. induces -5 horny in me 😐.

𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 ─♡─ 1,000/10. yeah ❤️👄❤️

𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 ─♡─ i would strangle a man if he called me a dog.

𝐜𝐨𝐰 ─♡─ -200 this gave me war flashbacks throw it in the trash can. …but i do wanna be somebody’s cute cow girl </3

**𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬: 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 / 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 ─♡─ makes me blackout every time i see it, a billion/ten

**𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝟐: 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭 ─♡─ I FROTH AT THE MOUTH :( ∞/10

!! ty for tagging leah :3

tagging: @melanimed ✾ @katsukis-lilbunnywhore ✾ @kuroosusagichan ✾ @colossalnova ✾ @loveatsutani ✾ @wak4tosh1 ✾ @katsukiflr ✾ @mi-yoko-san ✾ @honeykeigo ✾ @triggermattsun (i didn’t know which acc to tag m’sorry if this is the wrong one 🥺) ✾ @ihatebnha ✾ @kingdomofaeries ✾ @kingtamakimurder ✾ @sweetbakugou ✾ @hearts4niah ✾ @m00nchildthings + all my other mutuals!

Oh my GOD. I just- brain FRIED- nerves on FIRE. You did such a good job with him and I can’t wait to read the others in your new series 😍😍😍

rainy morning (pt.1 in the ‘your first creampie’ series)

-Yagi Toshinori x f!reader-

smut drabble and the first part to ‘your first creampie’ series! (sidenote: these aren’t always going to primarily focus on the creampie part. if I did that, they’d just get repetitive. it will always be a part of the piece, just not the focus)

I love this. It was an absolute joy to write. It’s probably one of my favorite pieces I’ve written to date! So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as well!

“Honey?”

You spit the rest of the toothpaste out, plopped the toothbrush down, and trudged into the hall, fussing to keep your eyes open in the light.

Flicking the switch off, Toshinori spoke, “Field Day was canceled due to the rain.”

“Oh, sorry,” you mumbled. “I know you were looking forward to this.”

“It’s alright. We can always reschedule, and you can go back to bed.”

You immediately retreated to the bedroom and burrowed into the blankets. They were still plenty warm from when you left five minutes ago. Rain drowned out the usual morning noises of birds and cars. It lulled your eyes closed.

Keep reading

Taishiro Toyomitsu: Fat Gum  (･ｪ-)