Okay Heres The Serious Edit LMFAO Happy Bday To My Wife

okay heres the serious edit LMFAO happy bday to my wife

art: @dead-finch-420

When Bela thought she could sign MC up for the student council, so you sign her up for an insane asylum:

"It'll hurt later, but damn it, it feels so good right now." - Bela x MC

- Waking up together for the first time, every time.

- Bela watching MC's eyes light up talking about something she loves.

- The lights of the town shining in MC's eyes on another of as many dates as Bela can take her on.

- Taking a bath together and washing each other's hair just for the sake of being close to another.

- The first 'I love you.'

- Bela breathing in MC's scent from the top of her head as she holds her.

- Bela falling asleep to the gentle rumble of MC's snoring. (Or not so gentle, she doesn't mind either way.)

- MC laughing at something Bela said.

- MC's hands on Bela's shoulders, trying to convince her to relax and worry about the student council paperwork tomorrow.

- Colours, sounds, sights and smells being vivid to Bela now that she has her heart - her girl - back.

- MC wiping away Bela's tears as she cries over something that she can't possibly begin to explain to MC. So she says that it's nothing, that she's just emotional today.

- Bela forgetting for just a second while on a date with MC - until she sees a raven feather on the ground and her blood turns cold.

- MC talking about their future and Bela enthusiastically nodding along and planning with her.

- MC saying that Bela can always tell her everything and anything. Bela says she will. She doesn't.

Imagine putting on one of those cat ears headbands before walking into the room with Miko.

You wouldn’t even get a chance to react before she’s on top of you, caging you with her body.

You’d better not struggle, after all you really brought this on yourself.

Be prepared for biting and the most mind numbing orgasm of your life as she goes damn near feral.

You'd come out of the room limping and full of bite marks...

You looked so cute in her eyes, she ended up fucking you so hard. Biting you whenever she had the chance.

I just think Miko will make you say "meow" while she fucks you, seeing you like a helpless kitten. You're so adorable, it makes her want to just squeeze and bite you... or even destroy you...

Bela Dimitrescu (Resident Lover) Headcanons:

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"Pero bakit ba, ang layo mo?"

"But why is it, that you're so far away?"

Summary: Headcanons about Bela Dimitrescu (+ With MC Romance route, this post contains Filipino Pop Culture snippets and Tagalog words but translations are provided at the Author's Notes section at the end of the fic!)

Warnings: Minor Angst, Miranda (Need I say more?)

Genre: Fluff, Headcanons, Minor Angst

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Newly Cursed:

Felt so lost when Miranda first cursed her.

Couldn't figure out if she was scared or angry that there was no longer love or interest for the things and people she used to feel deeply for.

It turned into obsession instead.

Sometimes she'd catch herself zoning out, how could she not just stop functioning every now and then when she no longer feels?

Overtime she stopped zoning out, functioning on full autopilot instead.

Cut off her sisters due to not knowing how she'd look them in the eye and have them catch her not feeling anything for them anymore.

She may no longer be able to feel, but she still doesn't want to hurt her sisters.

Ends up obsessed with taking down Miranda because she sees it as a way to make up to her family for cutting them off.

Curse Lifted:

The first thing she does on her own is to sit underneath a tree's shade to just feel the gentle breeze.

She cries silently, not knowing how it was possible to miss such a common experience in human life.

She goes for a jog on a day when it's sunny and she's free. Pushing herself to her limits until her vision swims due to exertion.

She lies down on the grass for a moment and laughs, carefree as the sun shines down on her. Letting the heat draw out more sweat from her and simply just basking in how she's able to feel it now.

Bela stands under light rains, never once passing up the chance to feel the small pitter patters of water on her skin. She smiles with glee every single time.

MC Romance:

While cursed, she definitely gives off "Rhodessa - Kisame" vibes.

Bela started to theorise that she was falling for MC when she brought them chicken soup.

It didn't slip her notice that MC tried to steer the conversation towards her mundane life.

Not her accomplishments, not her riches, not her connections- Just her and what's in her mind.

Looks like she takes the lead in their relationship, but actually discreetly let's MC make the decisions.

Bela is a sucker for MC's chicken tinola.

MC taught her a bit about Filipino pop culture.

She may not have perfected the language yet, but she definitely nailed the:

"Science tells us that our genetic imprint predetermines your life, your fate, your choices. Pinanganak kang bobo, lalaki kang bobo, mamamatay kang bobo." (Translation is in the author's notes below.)

Bela also adopted the habit of saying "Bwisit" whenever she gets mildly frustrated;

And "Putangina" whenever she gets very frustrated.

She loves how those words just sound satisfyingly crunchy.

Likes "Cup of Joe"

Learned Tagalog to understand what the lyrics say.

Once the loop is broken and she remembers all of the things her and MC had done across all past loops, she coins "Cup of Joe - Ikaw Pa Rin" as her favorite song.

MC is thankful that Bela doesn't remember the times in the loops when she turned into a Zombie. They have sworn to take those memories to the grave, unwilling to subject to Bela to it.

Whenever Bela gets flustered by MC doing little romantic things for her, she'd try to downplay her swooning by raising an eyebrow and telling MC "Bading, bading- Bakla, bakla!"

Bela is able to sing Tagalog songs she loves without an English accent but whenever she speaks Tagalog normally, the English accent always bleeds in.

MC always smiles, finding it absolutely adorable.

MC taught Bela how to eat a chicken wing by removing the lower joint so that it's easier to take the meat off.

On her first attempt, she somehow choked on one of the wing bones.

Bela has forbidden MC from letting literally anyone other than the two of them know.

Daniela knows this though, and she's waiting for the right time to use the story as blackmail.

(Y'all CANNOT convince me na hindi chismosa si MC sa mga tamang tao.)

Once saw someone flirt with MC on Christmas season.

Went right up to MC, placed her arm around their shoulder and told them in the sweetest tone she could muster that if the person doesn't back off, she'll ensure that "Sasama siya sa kwitis papuntang langit."

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A/N: I NEED more instances of the game reinforcing the canonical fact that our MC is a Filipino, but I understand why they didn't because it can absolutely break immersion in gameplay for non-Filipino players. But if any non-Filos are interested I do encourage you guys to look up Gen Z Filipino culture because I can assure you guys- We're unhinged on a different level 😭

Happy New Year everyone! This is my gift to every fellow Resident Lover players like me, and for every Bela simp as well! I encourage y'all to download Resident Lover. It's completely free, and the game devs have an account here on Tumblr (@resident-lover) with complete lore guides! The way they wrote each story line truly has not, and will not ever disappoint!

Filipino Phrases - Translations:

Pinanganak kang bobo, lalaki kang bobo, mamamatay kang bobo. - You were born stupid, you'll grow up stupid, and you'll die stupid.

Bwisit, Putangina - Tagalog Curse words.

Sasama siya sa kwitis papuntang langit - I'll send them up the sky alongside the fireworks.

Bading, bading, bakla, bakla! - Gay, gay, gay, you're gay! (Common teasing mechanic for gay friends amongst Filipinos.)

Y'all cannot convince me na hindi chismosa si MC sa tamang tao. - Y'all cannot convince me that MC isn't a gossip with the right people.

Oh to be The Garden women’s favorite flower…

To be caressed and spoiled by Coquelic, Garofano and Sumire simultaneously… kissed and marked by their pretty shades of lipstick while they slowly deflower you on their master’s silky bed… 💕