Can Someone Tell Me, Why A FUCKING Phones Voice Is Comforting?! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Can someone tell me, why a FUCKING phones voice is comforting?! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!

This just shows I'm single..

Okay, nice nice :)

Dead blog or wha?

yea pretty much

Lol, I'm back. Here, have some oc Lore/Backstory

Long ago, two species ruled over the lands in harmony. The Humans and the monsters. They were in harmony for hundreds of centuries, treating each other equally. Until one day, a war began. The two species grew mad over each others existence. The war was not won by either species, as a warlock came and banished both beings to 2 separate lands. The humans were sent to earth, and the monsters to the void. Both species re-built their societies in their new homes. The warlock made sure the species were still connected. So, he made a forest with a large pond at the middle of it on earth. Those who fell into the pond, and reached a certain point in the pond's deepness would be able to enter the void.

There was also a forest in the void that was the exact same. The monsters called it the Misty Woods. The monsters noticed how more of them started to appear quickly and the news eventually reached the void's protector. The protector investigated the strange appearances of these new monsters. He asked his ambassador to find one of these newly appeared monsters and to ask where they came from. The ambassador did his duty and found a new citizen and asked them how they got into the void. The citizen explained about the Misty Woods. The ambassador asked a few more citizens to see if it was true and finally, the ambassador went back to the void protector and explained what they heard. The void protector decided to stay by the pond in the Misty Woods. And sure enough, a monster swam out, drenched in the black water of the pond. The void protector explained and calmed the monster down. After all that, the void protector spread the news around the void and told the monsters to be kind towards the new citizens who enter the void. And so, the void was divided into 2 species of monsters. The void-born and the non void-born citizens. The two species of void citizens were very respectful of each other. During this time of change, the void protector allowed the monster he saw who came into the void through the pond to stay with him. And so they grew very fond of each other and ended up growing feeling for each other. They eventually confess their feelings and get married (Monster style which I'll explain in another post.) in a few years. And not long after that, they combine their magic to create a child (Child making is different for a void protector). But in doing so, the 2 become weak because a void keepers aren't supposed to have children but take on apprentices. So raising a child was very hard as they grew more weak everyday. So with the last bit of magic, they tried to contact the warlock. They were successful. The two explained their situation a begged the warlock to raise their child and teach them to be the next void protector. The warlock denies raising the child but suggests that the child is sent to another land where the child are raised by 2 other parents and the warlock will only help teach the child magic. In their last living moments the 2 accepted the warlock's suggestion, before passing away. The warlock took the child, and in the time the warlock and child traveled to the land, the warlock became fond of the child and felt guilty to give them away. But they did what said they would do and gave the child away. The child was raised by the parents he got and the warlock taught the child how to use his magic. (That's it for now. I'll post more of my oc lore soon.)

Incorrect Quotes (Oc Edition)

Trickster: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Shadow: 'Prettiest Smile' Spirit: 'Nicest Personality' Charlie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Solar: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

*Noran and Zombra sitting in jail together* Zombra: So who should we call? Noran: I’d call Rachael, but I feel safer in jail

Skylar: How petty can you get? Charlie: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Trickster: Dammit, Shadow! Shadow: What?! It wasn’t me! Trickster: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Charlie! Charlie: Not me either. Spirit: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Solar: *whistles*

Aren: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Zombra: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Charlie: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Crimson: We have a problem. Roman: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Solar: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Solar: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Warlock: Go to hell! Solar: Where do you think I come from?

Roman: What are you in the mood for? Crimson: World domination. Roman: That's a bit ambitious. Crimson: You are my world. Roman: Aww… Crimson: Roman: Crimson: Roman: OH.

Zombra: *Finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* Zombra, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Warlock: Shadow, I am questioning your sanity… Trickster: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Raito: God, give me patience. Jester: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Raito: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Shadow: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Jester: Raito! My face is on fire! Raito: Jester! Are you ok?! Jester: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Raito: But your face is on fire. Jester: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Charlie: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Lenwood: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Ace: *Morse Code* Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Warlock: Goodnight moon. Warlock: Goodnight tree. Warlock: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Zombra: This is such a bad idea. Aren: Then why are you coming along? Zombra: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Trickster: What do our pets talk about? Solar: Not much. Prince: *Meow* (I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.) Cosmic: *Bark* (It's not a joke.) Cosmic: *Whimper* Cosmic: *Bark* (I'm a legit snack.)

Black Bird: *Caw* (Can I bother you for a second?) Prince: *Meow* (You're always bothering me, but go ahead.)

Black Bird: *Caw* (Don't stay up all night, Prince. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own tail.)

Prince: *Hiss* (We need a distraction.) Solar: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Cosmic, whispering: *Bark* (My time has come)

Zombra, going over Aren's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative. Aren: Yes Zombra: Okay…may I know what you create? Aren: Problems.

S Trio and Pet Trio's reactions to being told 'I love you' Shadow: Thanks fam! Spirit: Oh no. Cosmic, crying: *Whimper* (I love you too.) Black Bird: *Caw* (Sounds fake, but okay.) Solar: *A flustered mess* Prince: *Meow* (Can I get a refund?)

Prince: *Meow* (I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.)

Prince: *Meow* (You're giving me a sticker?) Black Bird: *Caw* (Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of another kitty saying “me- wow!”) Prince: *Meow* (I'm not a kitten.) Black bird: *Caw* (Fine, I'll take it back.) Prince: *Hiss* (I earned this, back off!)

Prince: *Meow* (Any idiot would know that.) Cosmic: *Growl* (I knew that!) Prince: *Meow* (See?)

Jester: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Jester: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

The fact these two are voiced by the same person...