This Is Why I Hang All My Clothes Up! I Forget About Half Of My Shirts And Never Wear Them If They're

This is why I hang all my clothes up! I forget about half of my shirts and never wear them if they're in a drawer, plus it helps me stay organized anyways

ADHD life hacks #41,279: Vegetable Management

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I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

My mom always underclasses her pain because she thinks of the scale as "10 is the worst" she's ever experienced and that, for her, is labor. It is for a lot of women. That doesn't mean your pain is less real than anyone else's and look at this scale for reference if you can!

My mom taught me to exaggerate my pain so that doctors would take me seriously and all I'm saying is that it hasn't failed me yet

I have to make a meme for my sociological theory class. Please enjoy.

Me on a date: So how do you feel about the idea that poor people are stuck in a rut and can't escape?

My date: I think it's bullshit.

Me, stuffing breadsticks into my purse: I have to go.

My date: I think Karl Marx was right and they'll rise up against the bourgeoisie.

Me, slowly pulling breadsticks out of my purse: Go on.

the 2 Ds in ADHD stand for Deranged and Delicious