You Cannot Tell Me They Aren't Together

You cannot tell me they aren't together

Vaggie: You're such a dick, you know that?

Angel Dust: Meh, you are what you eat, I guess.

Alastor: *appears* Which is why I'M an innocent bystander!

Everyone: *scared*

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My Favorite Characters as John Mulaney Quotes (Murder Drones Edition!)

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

V (at the beginning of ep. 8): You ever seen a ghost?

Uzi: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I an under.

N: Girl Scout cookies are delicious! They come in Thin Mint and Samoa and also other flavors. How come I have to know a child in a beret to order them? Just sell me the cookies. I have American money. Just put them in a store and I’ll buy them.

Glitch (after someone says something concerning): We don't have time to unpack all that!

Khan (after reuniting with Nori): Now I get to say, ‘my wife’ which is very exciting. It has a lot of power to it. It’s fun to say ‘my wife’.

Lizzy: You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

The Teacher: If you are a school student, your opinion does not matter.

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My background is an optical illusion. It either looks like a Panda or a garden. Either way I think I'm breakin some laws here

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