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Mixture Of Headcanons - Maxime Le Mal
Requested by: Nobody
Warnings: Sexual headcanons below NSFW cut
Readers Gender: Gender Neutral
Fanfic Type: Headcanons
Fanfic Genre: SFW and NSFW
Word Count: 737
A/N: As I'm writing this, I feel a tad embarrassed and confused that somehow a badly written French cockroach villian man pulled me out of my 2-3 year writer's block. Wtf-
Anywaysss, onto the regular headcanons and some relationship headcanons, a mixture of things.... for this whimpy whiney shit (I say this lovingly.)
[Headcanons and some ramblings in the tags contain some spoilers. If you haven't watched DM4 yet feel free to swipe by this]
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• Mans will not shut the fuck up about himself, how great he is and how everyone else fucking sucks and he's perfect in every way. VERY sassy, self absorbed, snobby, has anger problems (obvious), and secretly clingy. He thinks he's the shit. You'll just have to... "indulge him" by listening to every small thing he got bothered by that day. Every little thing can set him off. Cannot let grudges go.
• Obviously his thing is that he talks with his hands... a lot. It's one of many ways to tell what type of mood he's in at that moment. Frantic, heavy hand movements, and fingers twitching? He mad. Quick bursts of movement, doing quick little claps and finger tapping? For sure in a good mood.
• Maxime cannot hide his emotions, like at all. One of his weaknesses. He's VERY animated with his body language and voice.
• Many people will not agree with this one, so bare with me. From my own observation he has many traits and behaviours of someone who has a undiagnosed narcissistic disorder, or some other type of undiagnosed personality disorder. [This is just a headcanon of mine please don't jump me- 😭]
• By his fascination and obsession with bugs, I wouldn't be surprised if he was autistic or ADHD... or not, idk. He kinda act like me fr.
• I can imagine when he was still partly cockroach he wore gloves due to increased sensitivity, before the transformation he only wore them as a fashion choice. After AVL de-transformed him, they couldn't reverse everything. What was left was the antennas, some of his strength, and the heightened sensitivity - even afterward he still continues to wear gloves to prevent himself from overwhelming his senses.
• Seen many people theorise that Maxime feels phantom pain often and a great need to spread his non-existent wings and extra limbs after the de-transformation. It makes a lot of sense... It's quite interesting, as sad as it is...
• Fixing, fiddling, and tinkering with anything is one his ways to calm down, also could be considered a type of stim. Uses his cane for the same purpose. Maxime has to fiddle with something in his hands or he'll get absolutely fidgety and agitated with the extra amount of energy he has built up. Often wants someone to be by him as he tinkers and talks away.
• Has a fine taste in fashion (maybe not the giant ahs green coat he has.. but it find it cute.) The outfit he has at the end of the movie though? GAWDDDDDD where do I ever start? BLUEEE IS HIS COLOURRR. (Alsoooo I 100% believe his outfit was inspired by Balthazar Bratt, btw-)
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NSFW
• Soooo his voice... he's well aware people find accents a turn on, so uses it to his advantage when he sees fit ...And on his partner especially (let's just pretend Valentina isn't in the picture). Often when he wants their attention he slows his speech, making sure to drag out every word he says as he flirts with them, letting his French accent go on full force - seeing if he can get any reaction of them. As he does he impulsively switched between English and French. If his partner don't know a single bit of French.... Just for fun he'd speak so many dirty words to them in French, often leaving them confused trying to figure out what he just said to them. If they do speak French like he does, it's fair game. If he doesn't get a reaction out of his partner, he'll keep being persistent til they do, the man does NOT give up easy. (Being mean and teasing his partner is 100% his love language.)
(If his partner have a voice kink, and Maxime finds out, good luck never having a moment of silence ever again-)
• Maxime's kisses are so divine. IT'S not because he's french and that's the stereotype... But he certainly does live up to it. How he kisses his partner can determine how he's feeling in that moment, either wanting attention and love from them... or more, his kisses leaving them a gasp every time. There's never a dull moment, especially when he dips them out of nowhere to give them the best french kisses... Also best be careful, he bites. ;)
• I can see him being the type of man to not rush things, but make it so painfully saken slow for his partner til they break and can't stand it. He loves to be in control, and controlling when his partner can have what they desperately need for some sort of release... He thrives off of it. Torturing them and watching his partner squirm and beg is one of his greatest pleasures.
(If his partner "wrestles with him" and wins, which most of the time unlikely... Maxime's all theirs, their in control now. His partner can do whatever to him.... But careful, he likes to fight back.)
• Will make his partner suffer by making them watch him please himself, knowing how much his partner needs him and want to please him as they watch, struggling to stay put. He just smirks and chuckles the whole time, his accent tickling his partner's ears, adding even more to the torture and pleasure they'd feel later on.
• With how expressive he is, he does not hide it at all in the bedroom. From groans, moans, growls, whines - this man does everything. He feels no shame showing his partner how much they affect him. The look of amusement that covers his partner's features hearing him being so loud gets him even more turned on.
• Is very grabby. By the end of it his partner will be covered in scratches, bruises, hickies, and bite marks. Maxime is surprisingly stronger than he looks, easily pinning his partner down with his skinny frame. Can grip too hard sometimes. When this man gets horny.. HE'S horny.
• Maxime's antennas are extremely sensitive... According to him in DM4. I can imagine them being an extremely sensitive erectile zone if rubbed just right. Depending on his mood it can either go both ways - a wholesome cuddle session with his partner... Or they'll be in either of each other's lair for the rest of the day not leaving the bedroom.... His partner is in for an aggressive, loving ride. I can imagine his antennas twitching more too.
• Maxime is thicker than most. Has an average length just enough to be comfortable with, but his girth will definitely take some getting used to at first. It starts curved upward from the middle, has many veins and textures for his partner to experience.
• Is a very cleanzy man, trims himself quite nicely just enough to have lovely peach fuzz.
• If his eye twitches when he's angry..... Imagine it twitching as he gets close, ahahahah...
• Again, WILL NOT, shut up. Not a single moment will there ever be a silent moment. Talks SOO much shit, so much filth it can honestly get overwhelming with how much he is saying as he pounds into his partner. He's such a little shit as he does this. He knows exactly what to say to get them squirming, whimpering and their blood pumping.
• It's hard to understand him half the time - his English words getting mixed with his native tongue French. In the heat of the moment it's incredible to see, seeing him get so into the intimate moment between his partner that his words get all jumbled up because of them~
A/N: I have so many more ideas and theories for this french fella. I may or may not write more.... If the people demand for it... 👀👉👈 (Hold me accountable plz I'd hate to go into an writer's block again-) I'm pretty rusty from writing atm I'll probably rewrite this a bit later.
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Piston Hondo Relationship Headcanons
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Warnings: None
Readers Gender: Gender Neutral
Fanfic Type: Headcanons
Fanfic Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 538
• Just by looking at the man he's the type to keep to himself. Quite hard to make him twitch when it comes to anything. (I wouldn't suggest poking him with a stick or he'll most likely snap you in half, honorably in disgust.)
• When it comes to his partner however, well, it took a damn while for him to open up, let alone go outside himself to care for someone else.
• Not to say he's selfish, but he's been raised this way.
• Depending on how things go, and with enough patience and care, he turns into a completely different man around his S/O. Gentle, sweet, let's all his emotions out basically; caters to them.
• Spoils his S/O with meals he ate back in his home country (depends how he's feeling). Despite his upbringing his country is still very important to him, and he wants to share it with his S/O (as afraid as he was at first to share it with them.)
• If his S/O makes good tea with even a more delicious meal, by god he'd kill anyone at that point for them with no hesitation.
• In public Piston stays reserved like usual. Not that he's ashamed of not showing how much he loves his S/O, he just gets embarrassed easily (and he wouldn't know what to say to the press without stuttering).
• Growing up he didn't see or get much affection from his family either, so it also a took a while for Piston to slowly get brave enough to show his affection for his S/O physically.
• Piston eventually did subtle things to express his affection for his S/O like holding their hand for example. It keeps his mind stable and calm.
• Piston also wants them close to him. Wether they're walking anywhere or sitting down, their arms at least have to touch.
• As a man of few words, Piston isn't the greatest at verbal affection either, so he sticks with grunts of approval.
• Sometimes he'll mumble a thing or two about how much he loves his S/O in his native tongue, or along the lines of praise and nicknames.
• if Piston feels brave enough he'll even sneak a quick kiss on his S/O's cheek.
• Piston is also not that great when it comes to comfort, but he tries to cheer his S/O up when they're not themselves by taking them to the local sushi restaurant, tea shop, book store with manga to browse through, places that are relaxing and calm.
• If not that Piston would want his S/O to meditate with him since it's helped his mind as a person and boxer, so of course he's going to make his S/O do it with him.
• Even if he doesn't show or say it, but he shows his love and affection through stumble things like this.
• Even if he isn't used to it, like at all, but if his S/O just wants to cuddle with them and talk he wouldn't decline in doing so.
• Will use his voice to sooth his S/O.
• Piston is a very good listener too, so his S/O can tell him anything they want without getting interrupted.