The Reveals From Minecraft Live Felt A Bit Underwhelming To Me, Like The Lack Of Plant Variety From A

The reveals from minecraft live felt a bit underwhelming to me, like the lack of plant variety from a biome called the Pale Garden, so I tried coming up with some quick little concepts! I really hope they do end up expanding upon the features announced, I'd love to see their features have more depth.

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

The videos referenced are the video essay about Blade Runner 2049 by @ladyknightthebrave and an interview between Adam Savage and Matt Parker about his book "Humble Pi: When Math Goes Wrong in the Real World"

go give them a watch they're super cool!

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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Villain monologing menacingly: MWAHAHA MY EVIL PLAN IS FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!

Hero tied up over a volcano: YOU’LL NEVER GET A GAY WITH THIS!!!

Villain still monologing: BUT I ALREADY- wait what? Did you mean away?

Hero still tied up over a volcano: did I stutter skittle squad?

Side kick equally tide up but in a less sexy position: HE SAID YOU GET NO BITCHES