Haikyuu

Haikyuu

Is it just me or does anyone else in the haikyuu fandom live in an eternal paradox where they pretend the future isn’t coming, the third years aren’t graduating and that nobody is ever aging ever.

Uchihas are just built different lmao.

Say whatever you want about them, but no one simps like an Uchiha. No one.

Obito? Starts world war 4 over this girl who kicked his ass so far into the friendzone she broke NCAA field goal record

Itachi? Goes full "Lizzie Borden at family dinner" on his clan because some Deathstroke the Terminator looking fuck insinuated he was gonna maybe possibly definitely gonna fuck with Sasuke

Shisui? Rips out his own eyeball and flings it at Itachi like the world's worst birthday present, before dramatically flinging himself off a cliff like the heroine in a Victorian novel

Sasuke? This motherfucking egg noodle feels One™ (1) human emotion of Affection ™ for Naruto and instead of handling that in any way maturely, abandons his village, sticks his arm through Naruto's chest like a sock puppet, starts wearing open collared shirts and becomes an INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST

And let's not forget the original Simp™, the OG who started it all, the Uchiha Simp King:

Madara. This dude who kept himself alive for years on a diet of nothing but Spite™ so that he might one day face Hashirama again. Dude who sat down in the middle of a WAR to wait for Hashirama. Claims to hate Hashirama the most, but also no one is his equal and any person who even implies that they might be equal to Hashirama is lying and is shit and Madara needs to Defend His Honor because no one is allowed to speak of Hashirama like that. Dude has no goals, no ambitions, all thoughts only Hashirama Senju™ Notice Me Sempai.

King of the Simps™

Inspired by a vid made by blakemakesokvideo on tik tok! I saw it over a month a go and started working on this immediately!

Tsunade is ready to switch side at this point

Bonus

Finishing our flag means death and starting heartstopper on the same day feels like gay rights honestly.