BTS In Bed (Based On Their Venus And Mars Signs) - Maknae Line

BTS in Bed (Based on Their Venus and Mars Signs) - Maknae Line

warning: mature content, longg detailed post ahead

Hyung Line version here.

Jimin - Scorpio Venus Scorpio Mars

remember that dark side of his that i mentioned earlier?

inside that cute mochi is a real f r e a k

his scorpio venus AND mars are a lethal combo

scorpio mars exudes power 

the sexiest and most seductive in the entire zodiac

sex to them is more than the act

it holds a lot of significance and often rules their lives

definitely not one who’d be up for one night stands with a stranger

they not only want to merge with their partner physically, but also emotionally and spiritually

want to own their partner in every sense of the word

extremely prone to jealously and possessiveness

during the act, he drips raw passion and intensity

dom!!!

and a rough one at that

remember how bts says he’s the scariest when he’s mad?

that explosive scorpio mars is not one to mess with

k i n k y

some of his many dark fantasies include:

bondage

body worship

daddy kink 

anal play

his partner wearing lingerie

just for him to rip it off (literally)

god didnt give him those lips for no reason

oral

libra is all about balance so he’d love 69 where he can work his magic while also getting some action

every guy loves blowjobs but he would especially because genitals are the erogenous zone for scorpio marses, making them especially sensitive

t e a s i n g

any dirty talk that has to do with possession

“who do you belong to?”

praise kink

is aroused by being wanted

hickies (that u cant hide)

he can bottom but he wont sub

power bottom

although his way of loving may be rough and powerful, he still cares deeply for his partner

and wouldn’t do anything that they’re uncomfortable with

his gentle libra sun emerges during aftercare when hes making sure they’re okay and praising them for being good

in conclusion, a real life sex god

(if u dont believe any of this i suggest u go check out his spotify playlist)

Keep reading

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who knows his mistake was falling in love with you, but would do it again if you gave him a second chance. and it was just a second chance that he asked, that he begged. let Jungkook make the same mistakes. let Jungkook learn from his mistakes. let Jungkook love one more time so he can stop being in love with you. Jungkook was full of devotion, an ocean of pure love ran inside him desperately looking for a beach where he could delight and calm all the turmoil that existed inside him. just one more time. just one more kiss. just one more touch. just another chance was all Jungkook asked for because, even though his downfall was rooted in his devotion, Jungkook knew nothing more than loving you. it was a reality for Jungkook for years, an eternal life, and it was all he knew — let him live his life once again, that was all Jungkook asked for. “i should have seen this ending coming for myself, but it never stopped me from loving you. i allowed myself to feel because i knew you would never leave me. so why did you leave? why don’t you come back to me?”

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who has a table full of bouquets of flowers that he never gave you. Jungkook could never get rid of that annoying habit of buying you flowers whenever a day was more beautiful or a special date was approaching — it had been a constant in Jungkook’s life to offer you several bouquets of flowers. there was always love in the bright colors of the flowers, a little understanding in some branches, complete fascination in the various leaves and all the flowers, all the bouquets, contained much more than Jungkook’s love. the bouquets had hope blossoming between the many petals; hope for a repeated past, hope for an altered present, hope for a future with you. but, no matter how colorful the bouquets were, no matter how bright the flowers were, they all had the same fate when bought by Jungkook; without any support or water, Jungkook just placed the bouquets on the table, looking at them with regret, hating himself a little for having succumbed to that habit of his that was only born with you. and the bouquets piled up. and Jungkook didn’t throw away the bouquets. there, on that table adorned with the destruction of his love, lay all of Jungkook’s devotion, a withered devotion that had no one as the object of its desires. “today i bought you a bouquet again. i just wanted to tell you that i bought your favorite flowers. they will always be here waiting for you. please, come and get them when you can.”

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who feels his heart break every time he hears news about you. it was as if every word about you was loaded with sharp daggers that stabbed heavily into Jungkook’s heart and made him bleed tears of longing and hurt. hearing any information about you destroyed Jungkook. you got your promotion? you didn’t celebrate with him. you adopted a new cat? you didn’t ask Jungkook for name suggestions. you were okay? how could you be okay if Jungkook felt smaller and smaller, breaking into insignificant fragments that scattered wherever Jungkook passed in hopes of finding you and clinging to you? how could you be happy when Jungkook counted all the stars at night in hopes of one of them granting his wish for you to return to him? each piece of news burned hotter than the next, Jungkook’s small, fragile heart turning to paper, burning with the flames of insignificance and neglect — so much news about you and none about how much you missed Jungkook. “i heard you finally managed to buy the house you wanted. it’s still strange to imagine you in a house different than mine, but i want you to know that i’m really happy for you.”

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who swears his lips were dry with all the words he didn’t get to say to you. Jungkook couldn’t remember the last time he felt like his lips were his — since the beginning of time it was clear that Jungkook’s sweet lips belonged to you; every word Jungkook said was adorned with your smiles and sweet laughs; every song Jungkook recited was framed with your beauty and essence; all the kisses Jungkook gave you were star-lit, all the constellations creating stories about you. for years, Jungkook’s lips belonged to you — now that you were gone, you’ve stopped taking care of them. your negligence appeared in rough form on Jungkook’s lips, no amount of lip balm being able to replace the lack you did to them. slowly, Jungkook’s lips were forgetting about you, getting rid of the skin you once touched, pushing with it all the words Jungkook liked to have said to you. “i love you and i want a life with you. i don’t think i can handle a life without you by my side. please stay.”

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who stops sleeping because he can’t bear to dream about anything other than you. between sleepless nights and random dreams, Jungkook always chose to spend his nights sitting on the couch with the television on, his eyes staring but his mind running through memories and scenarios of when those restless nights were shared with you. how could Jungkook dream about anything if he only wanted you? he didn’t have any control over his dreams — he wanted to dream about you, but Jungkook knew he didn’t control his mind and he preferred to forbid his brain from creating any comfort for his heart rather than live experiences not worth living, just because there was no you.

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who burns all the memories he has with you in the hope of being able to forget you. all the photos that had a touch of your magic were deleted from his cell phone, but not before printing them and throwing them in the fire; all the letters you exchanged with Jungkook when he traveled the world were thrown into the fire without a second thought; all the tickets to the movies you went were consumed by the hot flames of a fire of revolt and devastation. standing in front of the fire, seeing his entire life reduced to the same ashes that dusted his heart, Jungkook was static, no emotion behind his eyes glazed over in the fire; seeing the flames dancing, consuming everything he was, Jungkook could onl—

EX-BOYFRIEND!JUNGKOOK who stopped loving all the details about himself that made you fall in love with him — if you had stopped loving Jungkook, why would he love himself?

I can't read this whole thing and am GUTTED. lbvs Someone please find a way for me to get the tea.

| BTS in Bed |

Maknae Line

/so this is all purely based on analysis from watching the boys over the years and also mainly astrology (their Mars/Venus/Eros/Moon/Sun signs), enjoy!/ 

Mars - Aggression, sex, intimacy, inner drive, energy, anger

Venus - Romance, love, affection, socialism, beauty

Eros - Sexual love and desire

Moon - Emotions, instincts, habits, feelings

Sun - Ego, motivation, interests

Jimin;

oh boy

jimin’s mars is in scorpio

scorpio’s are already known to be highly sexual signs, but when scorpio is is in mars, the planet of aggression, passion and sex

you’re in for a wild ride with this one my friend

Keep reading

BTS In Bed Part II (Based on Their Lilith and Eros Signs) - Maknae Line

warning: mature content ahead

Part I one can be found here!

As an introduction, Lilith and Eros are two key placements to look at when trying to explore someone’s sexuality through astrology. Black Moon Lilith illuminates the dark side of your sexuality, and reveals one’s desires, fantasies, and kinks. Eros is an asteroid that encompasses one’s deepest passions and wants.

Jimin - Pisces Eros, Cancer Lilith

both of these placements, along others in his chart, indicate a lover who places a lot of value on having an emotional connection with his partner

the way into his pants is through his heart

first let’s explore his pisces eros

a very sensual placement

more than any of sign, eros in pisces is looking for not only a partner but a soulmate

for them sex is another way to become closer with their partner; a binding of two souls

craves intimacy and romance

the phrase they want to hear the most is “i love you”

love tender touches, roaming kisses, whispered sweet words

body worship

eye contact, hand holding

all the cheesiness

need a romantic atmosphere to get in the mood

a giver

gains pleasure from pleasuring his partner

feels most comfortable with someone vocal who expresses their pleasure

“does that feel good baby? tell daddy how much you like it”

they have wild imaginations and many sexual fantasies

open to trying anything in bed

he’d have a new toy or idea to try out every night

they go out of their way to please and are adaptable to different partners

so i can see him being a dom, sub, and everything in between

that doesn’t mean they don’t have their preferences though, which in his case i believe is a dominant role

pisces often play the role of the care taker which reinforces my idea of him being open to the daddy kink

i believe his pisces eros in combination with his scorpio venus and mars make him an extremely intense and passionate partner

i’m sweating thinking about

now onto his cancer lilith

cancers are the sensitive souls of the zodiac

those with a lilith in cancer often ensnare their partners with a facade of innocence 

that hides their inner wickedness

they’re very emotional and vulnerable lovers 

that often struggle with insecurities and a fear of abandonment

so someone who reassures and praises him frequently would increase his sexual and overall confidence

has a lot of love in him and is very affection

sees sex as an art and is very skilled at it

Taehyung - Aries Eros, Cancer Lilith

these placements, plus his aquarius venus, make for an adventurous and wild lover

Keep reading

I got a couple of asks recently to do a reading on the BTS members as dads and I thought that would be a nice, cute thing to read on. I've used my Archetype cards for this so... Let's see what we get! 💜

Kim Namjoon- Guide, Healer, Pioneer, King

Namjoon as a dad is still a consummate leader, the king of his household... However he's no tyrant. His kids will greatly respect him because of how wise, kind and caring he is and because of all the things he taught them and values he instilled in them. He'll be the kind of man who thoroughly researches philosophies on good parenting and studies childhood psychology before the kids are even born. This doesn't mean that he'll stick to a certain script as a dad though... I see that he'll be willing to learn as he goes... To let his kids teach him too. As such he will build an extremely close bond with his children. They will always go to him for advice, even as adults, because to them he's the one that always has the answers, who always knows what's right. Sharing their worries with him and hearing his advice feels like a form of healing because he always seems to be able to soothe their pain with his words of wisdom. He'll teach them to be open minded and respect new ideas and at the same time introduce them to a lot of timeless wisdom and philosophies... For sure, Namjoon's kids are likely to be intellectuals purely through being raised by him!

Kim Seokjin- Trickster, Father, Rebel, Advocate

Lmao! Kim Seokjin as a dad will be pretty much how you'd imagine he'd be. He'll be cracking his dad jokes and finding it hilarious to pull goofy pranks and embarrass the hell out of his kids (especially when they're moody teenagers... They'll secretly love it though!). He'll also encourage them to speak their minds and stand up to authority when necessary and also often find them being a little cheeky quite funny. However, he's also likely to be quite a traditional fatherly figure in some ways and will command respect in his role as the head of the household... A very 'Dadlike' Dad basically... He will take being a solid rock and positive role model for his kids extremely seriously and will do his best to realistically prepare them for many aspects of life. I also see, like what came up in his future spouse reading, that charity work is likely to play a big role in their family (as his wife will also be very involved in it if you recall) and the importance of it is going to be greatly instilled in the kids.

Min Yoongi- Healer, Addict, Child: Nature, Alchemist

As a father, Yoongi will be very attentive to his children's health... I think particularly their mental health and wellbeing will be very important to him. He'll want to be someone they feel comfortable confiding in about things that trouble them. He'll try his best to be a soothing, healing influence in their lives. He is also going to be very against them engaging in what he perceives as self destructive or unhealthy behaviours... I'm seeing this coming through as him being extremely strict about things like alcohol and smoking when they're teenagers, and certainly about any kind of drug use or what he sees as unhealthy addictions, coping methods or obsessive behaviours. Despite being very open minded and quite easy going generally as a father (certainly very gentle and soft spoken) this will be something he's very strict about with his kids. He'll also be keen to push them to achieve their full potential no matter what field they're interested in by nurturing their talents. Strong bonds with pets, and simply loving animals in general, are likely to be strong features of life in his household... Ah! I just got the message that he may actually have a daughter who ends up being vegetarian! Ha!

Jung Hoseok- Storyteller, Prince, Mediator, Poet

I got an incredibly sweet and specific visual here that's melting my heart... As a dad, fairytales, fantasy and stories will play a big role for Hobi. I can definitely see him very specifically with daughters rather than sons (although, that may just be the particular relationship I see coming through right now) and all those cute father/daughter things... Storybooks of princes and princesses, role-playing tea parties... Pretty dresses and blowing bubbles... Dolls and flowers and fits of giggles... Beautiful words and expressions of love so often... As a daddy (yes 'Daddy' rather than 'father' or 'dad' is coming through in a cute little girlish way) he's going to be his daughters' first Prince charming... 😭 (I'm seriously so touched rn omg). It's so softtt!!! Moving away from this image that's making me too soft to function... I also see that when these kids start bickering and fighting each other, he'll be really good at diffusing the situation and making things calm again.... And just in general, I can see that he'll be a really sensitive and attentive dad who's always ready to indulge their flights of fancy... (OK... Excuse me while I let a little tear escape... 😭).

Park Jimin- Hedonist, Teacher, Knight, Monk / Nun

This was a really interesting message... For Jimin, I'm seeing that fatherhood will be almost a religious, worshipful experience... Something that seems sacred and graces his life with a new purpose or meaning. He will be almost singlemindedly devoted to his children and their wellbeing. This will manifest in different ways. First by him being extremely protective of them (perhaps even overly so at times). He'll be a 'celebrity dad' of course and people will be interested in his kids... But I highly doubt he'll willingly let media gain access to them. On the contrary, I think he'll try to guard them from the spotlight as much as possible. I also see that he will be extremely invested in their education, both in terms of pushing them to do well academically and also in teaching them the lessons he had wished he'd known at different stages of life. A part of that will be him teaching them how important it is to enjoy life, eat well, have fun and to love themselves no matter what. He will of course be the kind of parent who makes sure to say 'I love you' several times a day and will drill it into his kids that they're soooo beautiful and clever and talented and should be confident in themselves from day one.

Kim Taehyung- Detective, Father, Victim, Monk / Nun

Similar to Jimin, I think Fatherhood will have an intensely spiritual all consuming meaning for Tae. His children will bring a whole new sense of meaning and purpose to his life and it will just feel... Right. Like something he was always meant to do. He'll slide right into the role of a Father very well, to the point that it feels so natural it's almost intuitive. Like Seokjin, I think his model of fatherly behaviour will be very traditional (I suppose in a Korean cultural sense would be the best way to take this). He will be both very soft with his kids and at times also quite stern where he thinks it necessary for them to learn. As a father he will be extremely intuitive and observant; the kind of dad who doesn't miss a trick. He'll know if they're lying and he'll also know if something is bothering them and they try to hide it. He will teach his kids to be strong and kind. They'll be the kids who always stand up for the ones being bullied in the playground and never let themselves be pushed around either.

Jeon Jungkook- Mentor, Companion, Child Eternal, Trickster

To his future kids, Jungkook will present the delightful dichotomy of both wise mentor and eternal playmate. Similar to Namjoon, I think that he will actually prepare for fatherhood through studying and asking for advice... Maybe from some of the other guys who'll have had kids before him! Despite always being there to pass on advice and words of wisdom to his own children whenever they need it, he's not necessarily going to hold to stuffy traditions of how a dad should be. Rather, I see him being a father who's kind of like a friend. He'll have a playful relationship with his kids and staying physically active is a big thing when they're growing up. Being outdoors in the sun and rolling around in nature, playing rough and tumble types of games is how they'll bond and have fun together... As well as pulling silly pranks and making goofy jokes. He'll be the kind of dad they'll never worry about confiding in because he not only will know what to do about almost any problem, but he'll never get angry and punish them without a truly good reason. He'll listen and trust them to live their lives well because he'll trust that they've been raised with solid guidance and, above all, knows that they're good people... In the end, he'll have raised himself some new bestfriends.

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed doing this reading. It was incredibly cute and surprisingly touching too! Do let me know what you think and if you're interested in more readings like this. Peace and love be with you all! 🙏 💜

Pros And Cons of Dating Each Member

Maknae Line | Hyung Line

J I M I N;

Pros

affectionate !!!!!

lots of cuddles, he’d never leave you alone

lots of kisses

very dependant, is always there for you

hugs all day every day

protective

lots of sex

will be a complete sweetheart

soft little dates at the beach or park when there are not a lot of people around

will always bring you gifts whenever he goes away on tour, buying you stuff that reminded him of you

Cons

possessive

jealous

can let his insecurities get in the way a lot

self destructive

needs lots of reassurance

lots of sex

clingy

T A E H Y U N G;

Pros

very dependant and understanding

very open minded, would never judge you for anything

will give you lots of compliments

will give you lots of advice

also affectionate, but wouldn’t cling onto you like Jimin, instead he’d be more casual with his affection, always having his arm loosely wrapped around you or holding your hand

lots of kisses and hugs and cuddles in private/around members

your personal hypeman

matching outfits

taking pictures together

driving to random places he found on the internet that have nice scenery (will probably end up getting lost)

Cons

can be aloof

moody

would need space in a relationship

won’t open up a lot

not very emotional

J U N G K O O K;

Pros

cute little not over the top dates

gaming together

and if you can’t play games he will teach you

pranking other members together

always challenging each other for friendly competition

getting frustrated when he always wins

so he makes up to you by covering you with kisses and hugs

teasing each other all the time

playful fighting

hand holding

going to the gym together

movie marathons

Cons

can be awkward at times

doesn’t know how to express his emotions and feelings properly

so he just avoids them

detached

can get too judgy sometimes

not too affectionate

might want to avoid talking about problems that occur in the relationship, making it worse