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This is coming from someone who was in complete despair when I found BTS. Music wasn’t working anymore. Praying wasn’t working. My family/friends were not hearing or seeing me. I couldn’t numb anything anymore. No hate to tarot readers or astrologists in this message, or even BTS. Just want to say to everyone here: remember that the people you interact with/see online (including BTS) are complete strangers. being obsessed with tarot as it pertains to those boys or hoping that you are someone special to them because of what their music was able to do for you or because you put them on some type of pedestal of being perfect (when we don’t even know who they are in real life) is not going to change anything for you. On another note, hopelessly paying for tarot readings with the hope that it’ll be your guiding light also isn’t good for you either. If you’re here on BTS tarot tumblr, make sure you are taking it in stride or genuinely for entertainment purposes. If getting readings for yourself, don’t overindulge with the hope that it’ll always have all the answers. Because it won’t. I know what it’s like to want to be someone special to someone or to want to be heard/seen. Or that there is some type of light at the end of the road. I promise this isn’t the way. Make sure you look up from the screen and partake in real life. Whatever is truly meant to be in your life will be. Do your best to make sure you’re showing up as your best self everyday despite what it may look like. The world can switch colors depending on the angle you view it from. No amount of tarot readings or obsession with relating to them will change that. And sometimes what you’re hoping for isn’t what’s best for you because there’s even better for you.
What Jungkook will love about his future spouse
Disclaimer: Readings are for entertainment purposes only
*Based on current energies. Energies change with choices. *
This is kinda long. Oops.
Via request (although the request was worded a bit different. They asked why he’ll fall in love with them but I figure this is basically the same question. Hope that’s okay anonymous requester!)
While I’m reading this my clock says 11:11! Neat!
Okay, the very first card is our lovely empress. He’s going to love their femininity. This is going to be someone he finds so beautiful not just because of their looks but the way they carry themselves. The energy they exude is just pure and cozy. They make him feel safe, loved, and well cared for. I’m not sure if they’ll choose to have children but this person is someone who would have very typical “mama bear” qualities both good and bad. Very protective and guiding. Nurturing. Someone he can talk to about anything.
They’ll also be very generous with their money and he loves that. Loves that they work hard to earn their living. He might also love that they’re indecisive. Could be something he finds cute. They’ll really think something through very hard especially when it comes to an emotion based decision and he admires that.
He loves that this person will match him in regards to the effort they put into the relationship. If they want to give crazy gifts, he’ll be happy to do the same. If he wants to spoil them with a necklace or something, he’s likely to find a gift that they got him shortly afterwards. He’ll never feel like he’s the one doing all the work in regards to their partnership. If he does the laundry, this person will do the dishes. If he’s open about his feelings this person will open up as well and reciprocate. Stuff like that. It feels very balanced and taken care of from both sides.
He’ll love how they make him feel at home. Before they get married, he’s likely to visit this person often at their house and he could stay there with them for hours if not days and never want to leave. It won’t feel like this person’s house. It will feel like home because his home is wherever this person is. If this person were to have to move for a job or such, he’d very likely move in with them just to not have to deal with the distance. He’s very likely to take the leap and do what it takes to stay with this person. They make him feel normal.
Feels very calm and at peace with them. This person is likely not from Korea so he’ll love the aspects of their upbringing. He’ll love figuring out how their lives are different and similar and he’ll love teaching them about his home and his life. I see him likely teaching this person certain words or phrases in Korean although I’m not sure if they already know the language or not and he’s just helping them get better at it.
He’ll love their curiosity. Their continuous triumph over adversity. This person has been through a lot and he really admires their life story and how, despite their circumstances, they’re still fighting and reaching out for their goals. Finds them really admirable.
He’ll love how at peace he feels around them. Like his soul is complete. Conversations with this person will be so easy. He won’t feel judged or misheard. This person will listen intently and even if he feels like something is terribly wrong, this person will be the calming presence he’s always craved in his life. A steady anchor he can hold on to and rely on; especially during dark times.
Their stubborn nature. Their respect of his boundaries and their firm ground on their own boundaries. He loves that they value boundaries in their relationship. He sees this person as his equal and it’s really important for them to have boundaries and respect them.
He loves their taste in music. How powerful they come off as. They’re not someone easily intimidated or bullied. This person is sharp-tongued and he loves it. He finds it hot when they snap at him.
Their body. Really loves their body. If this person sings, he loves it when they sing for him. Even if they can’t sing he’d love to hear them and tease them about it. Again with power and their body. This person just has a certain way they hold themselves and he finds it very attractive. Loves the way they think and look at the world.
This person is his “golden egg.” He never thought such a person could exist or maybe he thought his expectations were too high but this person checks off a lot of his list in ways he never would’ve expected.
He loves their very childish personality. This is someone who makes him laugh a lot and isn’t afraid to do random things to make him laugh. Might remind him of a bee. Cute and fuzzy and a hard worker but will sting if you bother it.
He loves their values and morals. He loves how caring they are with animals. Probably has a few pets. This person will likely take very good care of his own pets(Bam and Gureum looking at you). He’ll find it cute when they spoil his pets more than him. Might get a little jealous though.
His partner in crime. Will love how feminine they are but this person isn’t afraid to get dirty and act masculine either. They seem very well balanced and he likes that while they are very feminine, they can also have their masculine tendencies and he finds it beautiful.
He loves how fierce and proud this person is but he also loves how soft and gentle they can be. Especially to him. They’re going to w-h-i-p-p-e-d for him and it does a lot for Jungkook’s self esteem. This person likely has a more sharp personality to outsiders but their very close loved ones, Jungkook included, get to see their soft and sweet nature more often and he loves that he’s one of the lucky few who gets to see them with their guard down. Makes him feel special.
He loves how this person teaches him about choices and specifically this person will likely be a good guiding hand in important decisions in his life. They’ll still be his decisions but he’s happy to have them by his side through them all. Loves how life with this person feels like a fairy tale. A dream come true. It’s all he’s ever wanted in love.
He’ll love their secret rendezvous a lot. They’ll likely go on secret dates/adventures often. This person is likely spontaneous and he loves having them all to himself. He’s very protective over them.
He’ll love dinners with this person. Any excuse to talk with them makes his heart swell. He’ll love any excuse to touch them. Little touches like a hand on their waist while they’re walking to a restaurant, a light tug on their hair, if they have tattoos he won’t stop himself from tracing them. He’ll also really love teasing them. All. The. Time.
This person has a small fuse and he loves getting them angry/annoyed because he thinks they’re just so darn cute. At least until they’re really mad. Then it’s not so cute and he’s worried. Loves cuddling and watching them sleep. He’ll have a hard time getting comfortable if they’re not sleeping in his arms or within easy reach.
This person is one of the easiest bts member fs to read lmao I always get a lot when I read them.
whats jimin like i’m bed? 🔮🔞
if ur under 18 pls ignore this bc dis 18+ shit right here
🔮 cards: king of swords, two of cups reversed, knight of wands.
!DOM ALERT! holy fuck lol
jimin..... why do you play with me like this. SOOOO, 2 of cups reversed tells us slutty army this man is a BIG fan of angry sex. 😫 the more tension the better. king of swords? power control. authority. basically what i’m trying to say is, if “daddy” happens to slip out, jimin won’t mind 🙂🙂🙂🙂 big daddy vibes af from this reading.
now.... knight of wands. adventurous af. mans would be up for damn near anything. role play, bondage, food play (pouring fudge of park jimin? pls i-), toys... he wants it ALL. in the shower, on the couch, on the washer, it’s a good time and place to fuck 🤪 the more adventurous, the better it is. park jimin knows how to play the cards he’s dealt with. he’s good at makes your fantasies come true. knight of wands talks about being fearless, so there’s very little that jimin will say no to. he’s very open minded. 🤨
🔮 how seasoned is park jimin???
🔮 card: queen of pentacles.
bitch, he’s seasoned like five guys cajun fries. oh trust me, park jimin PROVIDES. the theme of pentacles is long term. the queen of pentacles is someone who is stable, here for the long run. she provides comfort and enjoys being stable. jimin has DEFINITELY had some experiences. park jimin loves to be the teacher. let’s be honest, we all know how giving mochi is 😌💦
to sum it up, park jimin can’t be dominated. park jimin dominates YOU.
Oh wow haha, well when I was younger I received a confession more or less like that just without the drunk part xD but back to the topic, a confession like that is a bom for sure although I did not expect something different from yoongi :0c oh but since we're here and I just read jimin's spicy read, would it be too much to ask for one for yoongi too? ;;;; : D thanks thanks :***
wish granted ✨
agust D behind closed doors 🔞🔮
you know the drill. 18+🔞
🔮 cards: 3 of cups reversed, queen of wands, 2 of wands reversed.
you complex man, min yoongi. you have the energy of a stone, but fuck like a rabbit? make up your mind, min yoongi!!!! like??? how tf does that shit add up? but honestly, his aries venus is shining in this reading but it’s whatever 🙊
*aries venus enters the chat*
3 of cups reversed. the more risky and scandalous it is, the better for our little bad boy min yoongi. in the car, alley ways, in the restaurant bathroom... he wants it. he can’t help it when the dress shows your curves a little more. 🙊
2 of cups reversed. damn you, min yoongi! messy is the way to go. 2 of cups reversed SCREAMS MESSY AND RANDOM. you’re at a meeting? cool, meet me in 15 at my studio type shit. the only time yoongi is messy is when he’s making waterfalls. 🙊💦
queen of wands. yoongi naturally leads, he’s always determined to please. this has feminine energy, more dreamy like. very charismatic, very passionate. min yoongi makes sure he takes care of you. no request is off limits. yoongi cherishes someone with the palms of his hands. he’s very confident in his craft, he’s not afraid to show off. sex brings his genuine happiness and joy.
yoongi pls stop this. you play too much with my feelings.
Could you please pull some cards for Namjoon in bed? 🥵🔞
🔮 cards: 8 of pentacles, king of pentacles, knight of wands.
LMFAOOOO y’all this tea is so cold it’s not even cute anymore 😩 y’all have definitely read this with my astrology posts, so this won’t surprise you. daddy namjoon likes power. he likes control. he wants adventure, risk, and wild at times.
quickies before work, or fucking underneath the stars on a beach somewhere namjoon can definitely do both. namjoon has lots of stamina and can go for a long time, or he can do a fun quickie. really, it’s his call. joon like to call the shots. he likes to order.
bdsm, big daddy fetish, wouldn’t complete throw sugar baby away.... 😂 yall, i don’t know what else to write because we been knew this seriously 😂💀 thanks for sharing with the class once again, joonie 😂😩
Hobi hobi hobi hobi hobi hobi hobi hobi 🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰
this is HIGHLY HIGHLY requested 😳 but as it should 🥰🤪
hobi after hours 🔞
💚 cards: the empress, 8 of wands, king of pentacles reversed.
this entire spread did NOT surprise me in the slightest.
hobi might have a lowkey thing for not pulling out 😂 the empress representing everything pure and the goddess of fertility, i’d even say he definitely loves the innocent and pure people. something about virginity that pulls hobi in. are we shocked???
8 of wands and king of pentacles reversed: speed. hobi likes things speedy and risky. he’s a big fan of sloppy sex. the messier it is, the more satisfied he will be. a big fan of cum play. will literally do anything to make his partner melt into his hands. hobi is very sensual, especially with partners who mean a thing or two to him.
probably would spit on someone if asked, tbh. im just gonna be honest yall 😂😭
a huge fan of quickies. mile high club king you’re looking at here. sex by a river or by water might be hobi’s bliss. sex while traveling to new cities. literally anywhere any time, hobi is down basically 😋
with the king of pentacles reversed, this can also tell us hoseok might be the little of the greedy and possessive side with his partners. i can definitely see him having some flings, but his focus is definitely only on that person. he isn’t the kind of person to sleep with multiple people at time without consent. with this being in this spread, he might be the opposite of what his wild aquarius self with his partners. tarot suggests that hobi isn’t all into group sex. he likes his partners to himself. 😇
basically, if you want a great friends with benefits who you can trust is only with you for however long; it’s jung hoseok. 🥺 he will wine and dine someone right.
⍣ ೋ Where is he on the dom/sub scale ⍣ ೋ | Tarot + Astrodice
Disclaimer: This analysis/reading is based on my experience and knowledge of astrology and tarot, they’re is not meant to be the absolute truth, as Jimin is a real person, and astrology/tarot can only capture so much about multidimensional humans that have had past experiences and cultural approaches amongst other things, it does not have to resonate with you since this is in no way related to anyone reading it (unless you are a member of BTS in which case, get out of here lol ) This is just for entertainment purposes. Please remember that tarot as a form of divination only allows us to read current energy and as time advances it becomes less accurate, so it basically reads up to a 6 months period of time, which leads me to also mention that by s/o I mean any soon to be relationship or an already established relationship, indistinct of whether they are a soulmate relationship or not
A/N: God I've missed you guys, you voted and I shall deliver for my ongoing Jimin Birthday Project. Enjoy!
Warnings: this contains 18+ themes evidently so please restrict yourself if you’re a minor.
masterlist. tarot masterlist. astrology masterlist.
This is so fun cause Jimin really be out there giving us ALL he said you wanted tea? you’ll get served it scalding. Oh dear.
We are gonna go way back to the beginnings of tarot, the strength card was actually called ‘lust’ you see where I’m going? I got an instant link to the word surrender, yet the interpretation of the card itself might actually give us a better view, it’s all about the mastery of desire, and this goes on two different ways, for one, in a sense where he has been slowly building up his inner needs up to a point where he can’t deny himself what he needs in terms of eroticism. On the other hand, it is mastery in a sense of being able to exercise his sexuality as he pleases. And I mean great for him, he’s sexy, go get it. Now… pairing that up, I’d say, Jimin is most definitely into some practice of BDSM even if he doesn’t exercise it in a continuous way, bondages, surrender of his partners, and the whole word master is written all over the card nom matter how you’d like to look at it.
But we are going a little deeper 8oP rx with Jimin, there’s a buildup, slow and steady, borderline torturous, throw in some orgasm denial while we are at it, he doesn’t falter at all, the type to have a strong grip on his partner as they squirm, yet somehow domestic, the big bonus here? Jimin makes sure to deliver the orgasm of a lifetime. Most probably, while standing up, there’s no indication of laying down to fuck.
And it gets spicy again with the hierophant, I’m- there’s really no other way to explain this card, major Hozier vibes. For him, sex is an almost religious experience, and the tea doesn’t end here, there are two aspects for him if we go from here, one, Jimin doesn’t do sex out of some type of relationship (in a very very loose sense) and two, he absolutely thrives off of him being the experienced one.
It all wraps up with the King of Swords, he’s the type to leave his partners breathless and completely ruined (makes him glow about it istg this man knows his stuff ) he’s… a beautiful mix between soft and hard dom, I’d say, knows when to be one or another, there is no doubt he is experienced enough and confident enough to navigate between the two. AND blindfolds again, this man and sensory deprivation have a thing.
aries sun 11th just confirms the reading, from how he’s had a long journey to end up in an unmet experience when it comes to sex, to him absolutely adoring being as experienced, leading the way to him ought to have some connection to the people he sleeps with.
Deck Used: Tarot del Fuego (my trusty smutty deck)
because i felt like it..... and i’m uwuing super hard rn. 😫
jk as a bf 🔮
🔮 cards: the fool, ace of pentacles, death, queen of pentacles, 6 of wands.
wow, some of this actually shocked me!!
jk will remain jk in the most pure jk way you can think of. boyfriend jk is a huge deal to him, and he will switch everything up in his life to make time for his honey 🍯 he will shower his partner will love and comfort. he will be someone his partner can lean on, and always depend on to come to their rescue. jungkook will definitely nurture his partner how he has been in his life. he will be so so sweet. definitely the type to learn from youtube how to cook their favorite dish, while playing a playlist of some sweet songs. ugh. such a gentleman. literally a gentleman and a gentle man. would never ever think about hurting his love.
death shows me will completely change as a man when he finally gets the boyfriend title. as soon and kook’s walls break down, it’s like a weight is lifted off and he breaks out of a new shell. jungkook will grow as a person and will definitely take his relationship(s) very seriously.
6 of wands and ace of pentacles kind of hints he would like one of his partners to fit in all parts of his life, even his career. we’re definitely talking about someone who jungkook is TRULY in love with. jungkook has a lot of walls to break down and build back up again. like i’ve mentioned, once you break all of those down; jungkook is completely theirs. tarot says he wouldn’t mind going public and possibly merging all parts of their lives together. in leo moon fashion, jk won’t be afraid to show off his most cherished present to the world.
jungkook as a boyfriend, he will always keep the relationship fresh and alive. there’s just this youthfulness and playful innocence to jungkook, he will always figure out a way to make his loved one smile. life is an adventure that jungkook wants to experience by his baby’s side. jk wants to soak in every experience in his life with his special someone smiling right next to him.
stfu. i’m crying. mrs. jk we are waiting for you!! 🥺💕
ps wow this is a LOOK 👀
can you do these type of readings for jungkook as well??
🙊 jungkook after hours energy reading interview!
what turns jk on?
🔮 cards: page of swords reversed, knight of swords reversed, 5 of pentacles.
jungkook likes feeling needed by people. his virgo ass lives to serve and please others, pls—
especially when people are mentally needing jungkook. he loves figuring puzzles out, he would do anything to figure out how to please you.
how to seduce jk?
🔮 cards: 8 of pentacles reversed, 7 of cups, 8 of wands.
make the first move. make a memorable approach. make it effortless and hard to forget. first impressions are huge with jungkook.
what sexual energy attracts jungkoo?
🔮 cards: the fool, page of cups reversed, 3 of swords,
pain? 😳👉🏼👈🏼 sir i was NOT expecting this!!! it seems like someone who’s able to teach jungkook a thing or two might be his style 😉 jk is attracted to people who use sex as an escape. it makes them greedy for his attention, and it’s back to the starting point. it makes jk feel wanted.
BTS as husbands
Seokjin
9 cups, 8 of Pentacles,5 of Pentacles rev., 10 of Cups, 2 of Cups.
Seokjin is a rock. As a husband, this man is emotionally mature and is able to take a step back to overcome any issues that they have in the relationship. He’ll also want to brag about his spouse too. He’s definitely a romantic but the quirky kind of romantic. He works hard to provide for his spouse will do what he can to make sure that everything is taken care of.
I definitely see him wanting to be super domestic with his spouse, cooking together and such. Definitely a soft, low key kind of husband who wants to dance comically in the kitchen in only underwear.
Honestly, whatever cute domestic scenario you have in your head is probably just about right. This man loves his spouse so much and they’ve probably acted like an old married couple from the second they saw each other.
Yoongi
The Lovers, The Sun, Justice, 2 of Pentacles, Hanged Man
Soft boy strikes again. Yoongi as a husband would be so sweet. He would do literally anything for his spouse. This man is big on equality within a relationship. I see him sharing everything with his spouse. I can legit hear "what’s mine is yours". This man is amazing at adulting. He probably handles finances in the relationship, not because he doesn’t think his spouse is capable but rather because he knows that most people find it annoying and he really doesn’t mind doing it if it takes stress away from his spouse.
Yoongi is a responsible husband. If something needs to be fixed, Yoongi has probably fixed by the time it has been brought to his attention.
Honestly Yoongi is a romantic man and would thrive off of little romantic gestures. If his spouse woke him up with coffee in bed he’d be in heaven. Just as he would be attentive to every little need I think his spouse will find that he secretly loves it when they do the same for him.
Good at problem solving and finding a new perspective. Not quick to anger and pretty chill for the most part.
Yoongi would absolutely light up whenever he is around his spouse and it wouldn’t matter how long they’ve been married for because he still feels like he’s in awe.
Tbh lots of arguing over furniture?
And interior design. He’s picky but only because he wants the best for his spouse.
Might get a little carried away in trying to rationalize every little thing and might have trouble letting some things go.
This popped in my head, like an argument for black vs white sheets. Like Yoongi wants black sheets because they look cool but it’s easier to tell if the white ones are dirty? And Yoongi has a whole mental list of pros and cons for black vs white sheets and his spouse is just like, "get the damn sheets, dude" and he’s like, "but what if," and his spouse gives him The Look and so he puts them both in the shopping cart.
He almost gets butterflies in his stomach whenever his spouse comes up. It’s cute.
At the same time though, people looking in from the outside might be like,???
"Are you even married?" Because they act so casual about it. But let me assure you this man is an affectionate man in his own way,
He likes skinship but on his terms (like a cat). I can definitely see him being the type to just always have a subtle touch on his spouse. Nothing possessive at all though. More like he finds such comfort in his spouse that he feels safe and comfortable with them around
Also definitely a little spoon. Fight me.
Hoseok
3 of Swords, 9 of Pentacles, hierophant, 5 of Cups
Hobi, my dude. I think he might be a little scared of commitment. Besides being a little wary of commitment though, I feel like he would be a very stable life partner/ husband. I can see him fretting over what to do because he doesn’t want to mess up and he might be the type not forgive himself for buying the wrong pasta. Honestly he is a wholesome spouse who maybe has issues with what he’s seen of marriage.
"Can’t get divorced if you don’t get married"
Thanks hope.
I think that he genuinely would be a sweet, caring, kind and strong husband who will thrive with the right person who knows how to ease his fears.
Hope strikes me as the type to not really put his emotions at the forefront. Like obvi he cares deeply for his spouse but when it comes to things that he struggles with it might take some coaxing to get it out of him.
Over all Hobi would be a great husband to anyone who put in the time and effort to reassure him.
Namjoon
Queen of wands rev., The Star, 2 of Pentacles, 4 of Pentacles, Magician
This man is easily overwhelmed. He might feel out of his depth as a husband, afraid that he’s doing something wrong? As far as husband material, Joon would be very bold? Like, Joon would treat his spouse like royalty and provide for them in a monetary sense but he would also have the potential to be kind of overly cautious with money sometimes because he fears that his spouse thinks that he’s trying to buy their affection. He would get anything and everything his spouse desired because he’s just that kind of guy. He would be the type of husband that takes his spouse out for fancy dates just because it’s a Wednesday. Like also expect this man to buy his spouse a Gucci outfit and leave it on the bed with a cute little note and a time for their dinner reservation. Ugh.
Expect him and his spouse to have a cute little book club too. Joonie is a romantic intellectual but also just a silly guy and he is probably the most easy going and dependable husband. Him with his spouse is something so powerful.
#powercouple
Jimin
Queen of Wands rev., Ace of Cups, hierophant, 7 of cups rev.
Jimin is a thoughtful libra husband. He will be constantly giving gifts and touching up on his spouse. I do see him being insecure. He seems to be a rather insecure person and when it comes to being legally, emotionally or some sort of weighty bond, tied to someone is nerve wracking. But Jimin is such a sweet heart.
He definitely buys lots of flowers and little gifts for his spouse.
"I saw this and thought of you.”
That’s something he does a lot.
It might be a rock he found in a parking lot or earrings that cost more that one years rent.
He really values open communication. He wants to know that something is wrong so that he can fix it before it turns into something it doesn’t have to be.
Will gush to everyone he knows about how cool his spouse is.
Taehyung
3 of Cups, 2 of Wands, King of Wands rev., 5 of Cups,
Taehyung will want to host parties with his spouse. I also see him wanting a pool?
Anyway, Tae is a very down to earth literal angel of a husband. He really is like the ultimate family guy. He is a very patient husband who is grounded and silly af. He knows how to make everyone laugh.
He is the perfect mix of child like and adult. Hes not afraid to tap into his childish side and bake a cake at 3 am with his spouse because it seemed like fun. He takes every possible moment he can to cherish his spouse.
I really think that Tae has a good grasp on how fragile life is and wants to make sure that his spouse knows how lived they are.
I see Tae really liking classy PDA
Jungkook
5 of Pentacles rev., heirophant, chariot, knight of wands
So so so cute. Think of a golden retriever. He wants to go everywhere and see everything and experience new things with his spouse. He has an actual heart of gold and will probably show up to his house with like 5 dogs he found on the street. I can see JK wanting to sponsor kids. This has nothing to do with possibly wanting kids of his own but I see him wanting to help out kids and wanting his spouse to be a part of it.
Such a dork.
Definitely has a collection of board games with home made pieces because he lost the real ones.
Will keep such a clean house.
A little irresponsible possibly? Not a bad thing but he just has such a youthful sort of outlook about some things.
Jungkook would be that steady pillar in the relationship. I keep getting ‘father figure’. I think I know what that is supposed to mean but the context is weird.
Jk is a dependable husband that holds no harsh judgment for his spouse. He is a pillar of strength and vulnerability and will do whatever he can to make sure that those around him are taken care of.
Think marrying your best friend. He knows every detail about his spouse and holds each little detail in high regard.
I also see him enjoying camping with his spouse. Like full on backpacking in the wilderness.
Values time spent together being productive, ie; grocery shopping, doing work at the table, working out etc.
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I thought it would be cute to do a separate reading on what their weddings might look like just because I’m sappy..
I got a couple of asks recently to do a reading on the BTS members as dads and I thought that would be a nice, cute thing to read on. I've used my Archetype cards for this so... Let's see what we get! 💜
Kim Namjoon- Guide, Healer, Pioneer, King
Namjoon as a dad is still a consummate leader, the king of his household... However he's no tyrant. His kids will greatly respect him because of how wise, kind and caring he is and because of all the things he taught them and values he instilled in them. He'll be the kind of man who thoroughly researches philosophies on good parenting and studies childhood psychology before the kids are even born. This doesn't mean that he'll stick to a certain script as a dad though... I see that he'll be willing to learn as he goes... To let his kids teach him too. As such he will build an extremely close bond with his children. They will always go to him for advice, even as adults, because to them he's the one that always has the answers, who always knows what's right. Sharing their worries with him and hearing his advice feels like a form of healing because he always seems to be able to soothe their pain with his words of wisdom. He'll teach them to be open minded and respect new ideas and at the same time introduce them to a lot of timeless wisdom and philosophies... For sure, Namjoon's kids are likely to be intellectuals purely through being raised by him!
Kim Seokjin- Trickster, Father, Rebel, Advocate
Lmao! Kim Seokjin as a dad will be pretty much how you'd imagine he'd be. He'll be cracking his dad jokes and finding it hilarious to pull goofy pranks and embarrass the hell out of his kids (especially when they're moody teenagers... They'll secretly love it though!). He'll also encourage them to speak their minds and stand up to authority when necessary and also often find them being a little cheeky quite funny. However, he's also likely to be quite a traditional fatherly figure in some ways and will command respect in his role as the head of the household... A very 'Dadlike' Dad basically... He will take being a solid rock and positive role model for his kids extremely seriously and will do his best to realistically prepare them for many aspects of life. I also see, like what came up in his future spouse reading, that charity work is likely to play a big role in their family (as his wife will also be very involved in it if you recall) and the importance of it is going to be greatly instilled in the kids.
Min Yoongi- Healer, Addict, Child: Nature, Alchemist
As a father, Yoongi will be very attentive to his children's health... I think particularly their mental health and wellbeing will be very important to him. He'll want to be someone they feel comfortable confiding in about things that trouble them. He'll try his best to be a soothing, healing influence in their lives. He is also going to be very against them engaging in what he perceives as self destructive or unhealthy behaviours... I'm seeing this coming through as him being extremely strict about things like alcohol and smoking when they're teenagers, and certainly about any kind of drug use or what he sees as unhealthy addictions, coping methods or obsessive behaviours. Despite being very open minded and quite easy going generally as a father (certainly very gentle and soft spoken) this will be something he's very strict about with his kids. He'll also be keen to push them to achieve their full potential no matter what field they're interested in by nurturing their talents. Strong bonds with pets, and simply loving animals in general, are likely to be strong features of life in his household... Ah! I just got the message that he may actually have a daughter who ends up being vegetarian! Ha!
Jung Hoseok- Storyteller, Prince, Mediator, Poet
I got an incredibly sweet and specific visual here that's melting my heart... As a dad, fairytales, fantasy and stories will play a big role for Hobi. I can definitely see him very specifically with daughters rather than sons (although, that may just be the particular relationship I see coming through right now) and all those cute father/daughter things... Storybooks of princes and princesses, role-playing tea parties... Pretty dresses and blowing bubbles... Dolls and flowers and fits of giggles... Beautiful words and expressions of love so often... As a daddy (yes 'Daddy' rather than 'father' or 'dad' is coming through in a cute little girlish way) he's going to be his daughters' first Prince charming... 😭 (I'm seriously so touched rn omg). It's so softtt!!! Moving away from this image that's making me too soft to function... I also see that when these kids start bickering and fighting each other, he'll be really good at diffusing the situation and making things calm again.... And just in general, I can see that he'll be a really sensitive and attentive dad who's always ready to indulge their flights of fancy... (OK... Excuse me while I let a little tear escape... 😭).
Park Jimin- Hedonist, Teacher, Knight, Monk / Nun
This was a really interesting message... For Jimin, I'm seeing that fatherhood will be almost a religious, worshipful experience... Something that seems sacred and graces his life with a new purpose or meaning. He will be almost singlemindedly devoted to his children and their wellbeing. This will manifest in different ways. First by him being extremely protective of them (perhaps even overly so at times). He'll be a 'celebrity dad' of course and people will be interested in his kids... But I highly doubt he'll willingly let media gain access to them. On the contrary, I think he'll try to guard them from the spotlight as much as possible. I also see that he will be extremely invested in their education, both in terms of pushing them to do well academically and also in teaching them the lessons he had wished he'd known at different stages of life. A part of that will be him teaching them how important it is to enjoy life, eat well, have fun and to love themselves no matter what. He will of course be the kind of parent who makes sure to say 'I love you' several times a day and will drill it into his kids that they're soooo beautiful and clever and talented and should be confident in themselves from day one.
Kim Taehyung- Detective, Father, Victim, Monk / Nun
Similar to Jimin, I think Fatherhood will have an intensely spiritual all consuming meaning for Tae. His children will bring a whole new sense of meaning and purpose to his life and it will just feel... Right. Like something he was always meant to do. He'll slide right into the role of a Father very well, to the point that it feels so natural it's almost intuitive. Like Seokjin, I think his model of fatherly behaviour will be very traditional (I suppose in a Korean cultural sense would be the best way to take this). He will be both very soft with his kids and at times also quite stern where he thinks it necessary for them to learn. As a father he will be extremely intuitive and observant; the kind of dad who doesn't miss a trick. He'll know if they're lying and he'll also know if something is bothering them and they try to hide it. He will teach his kids to be strong and kind. They'll be the kids who always stand up for the ones being bullied in the playground and never let themselves be pushed around either.
Jeon Jungkook- Mentor, Companion, Child Eternal, Trickster
To his future kids, Jungkook will present the delightful dichotomy of both wise mentor and eternal playmate. Similar to Namjoon, I think that he will actually prepare for fatherhood through studying and asking for advice... Maybe from some of the other guys who'll have had kids before him! Despite always being there to pass on advice and words of wisdom to his own children whenever they need it, he's not necessarily going to hold to stuffy traditions of how a dad should be. Rather, I see him being a father who's kind of like a friend. He'll have a playful relationship with his kids and staying physically active is a big thing when they're growing up. Being outdoors in the sun and rolling around in nature, playing rough and tumble types of games is how they'll bond and have fun together... As well as pulling silly pranks and making goofy jokes. He'll be the kind of dad they'll never worry about confiding in because he not only will know what to do about almost any problem, but he'll never get angry and punish them without a truly good reason. He'll listen and trust them to live their lives well because he'll trust that they've been raised with solid guidance and, above all, knows that they're good people... In the end, he'll have raised himself some new bestfriends.
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed doing this reading. It was incredibly cute and surprisingly touching too! Do let me know what you think and if you're interested in more readings like this. Peace and love be with you all! 🙏 💜
Can you do Jimin and jungkook’s friendship dynamic? They’re going to enlist together as companion soldiers and i think that’s sweet
jimin + jungkook
based on tarot. i do not know these idols personally. energies are always changing. what i say is NOT straight fact. pls take it with a grain of salt!
how does jimin feel towards jungkook? 9ofsw+3ofw, sun&char, star, aceofsw
so, i believe these two are members who have been there during each other's worst times. i keep getting this feeling that they've often bonded over being similar, since they both seem to be people who can easily get lost in their head, just obsess over trivial things and overthink.. they understand each other.
jimin thinks that jungkook is a powerful driving force in the group. someone who keeps them going. i remember yoongi (? i think) saying that whenever he sees jk, he gets this desire to work even harder. jimin seems to agree, since jungkook is like the ☀️ in his eyes. you know how you just have this pleasant feeling whenever the sun comes out? the world becomes warmer, vibrant and bright. people feel better. it's an existence that gives you a lot of energy and vitality.
he sees the maknae as this source of inspiration, someone who can give you a lot of hope in times of doubt. there is this major feeling of encouragement here. jk is a person who pushes him to be more brave, believe in himself more and take more risks. i keep hearing "아 형 할 수 있잖아 진짜 멋있는데" translating to "ah hyung can do it, you're very cool"
it seems like jungkook has been someone in jimin's life, who has been able to provide him with many realizations and opened up his eyes to things he didn't see before. i keep seeing them just sit there and vent out their worries, ones they can't really talk about with other members. there is this huge feeling of acceptance, respecting the other for what they are, with all their flaws and everything. very wholesome dynamic. i think being in the military together will bring them a lot of comfort.
how does jungkook feel towards jimin? 5ofp&kingofp, 6ofp, 7ofp, 4ofc&wo, 10ofc
god, so many pentacles.. jungkook is definitely the one who has more of a "business" perspective on his band member.
he sees jimin as someone who's had an amazing impact on the group's success. in jk's eyes, jimin is a member who played a big role in getting to the place they're at today, a very important figure in the group. he sees him as a reliable and trustworthy hyung who's good with finances, and believes in the power of hard work. also, just a very generous and giving person, who isn't greedy or selfish at all. someone who always does his best to show support to the people he loves.
i believe that right now, they have this dynamic where, they don't have to be together 24/7 in order to keep their relationship strong. you know those friends you could not see for years on end, but once you reunite, things are just as harmonious as they've always been. like you never spent time apart. that's the dynamic jikook seem to be sharing now. the 10 of cups at the end of the spread is giving a beautiful dynamic. they fulfill each other weak's spots, feel comfortable around each other. the type of dynamic where you can tell what the other is thinking, even without having to communicate verbally. one of the best dynamics i've read for till now, they have such pleasant energy.
enlisting together was the right decision <𝟑
BTS Tarot Reading: Life After Fame
↳ @sheebaba had a request:
hiya and sure! let’s see. tarot is a bit vague when it comes to clear yes and no verdicts, but the context of the imagery helps so i went for that.
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↪ here are the members that settle:
jimin: ACE OF CUPS — he’ll restructure his social life based on a relationship that sweeps him off his feet. however, given the harmonious nature of the card, there’s no drama of cutting ties. it’s just that such a new element is introduced to his routine that he naturally and slightly distances himself from the public to take care of love and daily life. we’ll still hear about him and his S/O plenty (note the overspilling cup) regardless. it’ll be a happy end, no grief, no remorse on either side.
taehyung: QUEEN OF COINS — nobody’s surprised at that one 😄 this queen, the archetype of motherhood and domestic life, tells us that tae will retreat to home life big time. also, given the blooming nature and absence of swords on the card, he will not use technology as much anymore. we won’t see as many updates unless he exhibits art or photography. he has tons of things to organise and his wife is the utmost priority. he could even be a full-time househusband.
namjoon: 6 OF WANDS — this is the member i am surest about in terms of concluding stardom. this reversal is a pretty classic sign, there will be a point where he will renounce the limelight for good. he doesn’t want to be widely seen, heard, and applauded and instead opts for letting go of the satisfaction of renown; he’s satiated and content. we will witness a humble descent into privacy from him. and he will keep it secret, the card reveals no hints about relationships.
seokjin: 7 OF SWORDS — at first, people will hardly notice, this card is about sneaking away in silence. a guy carries five swords away from a battlefield on the imagery. five could be the # of members he keeps in touch with, which worries me since it’s one missing. the card also relates to exiting military, he could retreat after his service. jin might return though, tarot readers say about the card that the sly sword guy soon gets caught 😂
↪ and here are the ones that don’t:
jk: PAGE OF COINS (reverse) — this page is all about laying foundations and taking opportunities. in reverse, you rather see the person sticking to their guns and old plans. jk is still avid to be the born singer to us. he won’t pursue a different education to start in an unknown field. so, he would rather continue performing instead of the usual idol career after disbanding. he won’t look for a different income source or career. he already told us, he never believed there was an alternative to begin with.
yoongi: PAGE OF WANDS (reverse) — he’ll take a long time to abandon and shift his lifestyle. yoongi is not motivated to embark on another great adventure, nor does he have lofty goals for private undertakings. charging into dating and travel right away? not him. he stays in his comfort zone. it’s as he said, he won’t get active outside the industry anytime soon. he will keep the wheel going, agust d stays a staple in the landscape. pd yoongles remains a constant to us.
hoseok: 8 OF COINS — he is keeping up the good work. on the card, you see a guy pictured immersed in chiseling. hobi thinks of many a project, he will be quite active in k-pop with up to 8 pieces of major chart-topping music coming out. if not, he will be pretty busy working in a related field (likely dance). we’ll definitely see his productivity, his energy won’t run out. he’s the member we will get the most consistent updates on. he’s a long-term superstar 😊
↳ NOTE: curiously, no major arcana appeared in this reading. so it doesn’t predict the state of things over several decades. think 3-7 years instead. the minor arcana (=suits) are short-term trends and daily life topics.
DISCLAIMER // tarot is speculative, there is no guarantee for accuracy. believing in the cards is a choice. all portrayals are fictive and for entertainment purposes only.
in your opinion (or you can Tarot read this too), what would the public eye see when looking to BTS & their s/o? for ex. The outsider's eyes would see in Jin & his s/o a more playful couple who show their love for each other openly... yoongi & his s/o would be a more quiet couple who show their love in small gestures... Taehyung & his s/o would straight out be a married couple on the public eye (by the cards you pull out for him I can see this lol).
ok i got you so, the public’s perception of their possible future relationships should they be out in the open.
❦ the spread
jimin — 10 OF WANDS: Hard work. People will see that Jimin puts all he got into this. Time, energy, money, his whole heart and body. He might receive criticism since it becomes his single-minded focus and he takes it too seriously for people’s tastes, or it appears too one-sided even if that is untrue. In any case, it’ll be plain to see how dedicated he is.
jk — DEATH: It’ll be ‘Jungkook’s one and only’. This is an all or nothing relationship that will consume both to high passionate degrees. The public thinks they are so intense, they’ll self-destruct from so much love. JK emerges as an entirely new man. Everyone will go absolutely bonkers when this goes down, the fandom will never be the same.
yoongi — 10 OF COINS: A financially successful and settled union. The public will recognize that they have it all, Yoongi will be seen as a wholesome boyfriend who brings calmness to his partner who will be seen as more talkative. The media paints them as an LTR couple. Pictures of the pair with two pets will circulate on social media. They’ll be filmed conversing on the street.
hoseok — KING OF COINS (reverse): We’ve seen in the prior reading how Hoseok will like to treat his partner to all kinds of things. A lot of people will think he overdoes it and handles it as a business, tries to buy love by doing that. His integrity could be questioned and fans fear he develops money problems. Twt will be jealous of the presents he makes for his S/O.
seokjin — JUSTICE (reverse): Potentially a societal outcry. There will be envy among fans who feel a sense of unfairness and call it a scandal. Jin will have to fight for that love, maybe even in legal matters. A lot of people will contest this relationship because it doesn’t meet their expectations. Very much in line with the reading that said he’ll date a fan.
taehyung — KNIGHT OF SWORDS: Outsiders will take note of Tae’s fervor and spiking energy as soon as his partner is around. Online, people will comment just how fast things have happened. It’s a relationship that seems to pop up out of literal nowhere. The media will create a story that it was him who did the pursuing, and assign him a very traditionally masculine role.
namjoon — 6 OF WANDS: An all-round worldwide success. They will be admired and earn a lot of praise. Namjoon’s sex appeal is amped up tenfold just through that boost of support alone. This relationship definitely takes the laurels. He will have the best reputation for it. Lots of positivity in news articles. We’ll see a lot of upbeat couple interactions with the other members.
I was wondering if you could tell who’s the most romantic of bts. RM in the festa said he watches romantic movies, I feel all the members have been nominated as most romantic at least once but things change & the cards don’t lie! lol
extremely romantic 🐰
jungkook: TEMPERANCE (reverse) — excess romance
very romantic
tae: KNIGHT OF COINS — generous romance
jimin: THE FOOL (reverse) — devil-may-care romance
joon: THE MOON (reverse) — confident romance
somewhat romantic
yoongi: THE STAR (reverse) — down-to-earth romance
jin: ACE OF WANDS (reverse) — slow romance
hoseok: TWO OF CUPS (reverse) — uncertain romance
... i think we found the one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
disclaimer; the way this was worded can make it confusing, but these are behaviors or traits in other people the members could potentially feel turned on, and turned off by. enjoy 💌
bts' turn on's and turn off's
based on tarot. i do not know these idols personally. energies are always changing. what i say is NOT straight fact. pls take it with a grain of salt!
jin
turn on's
fair-minded and balanced
pleasant, gentle, peaceful and patient -> doesn't get angry or riled up easily
understanding of people's needs and okay with adjusting themselves accordingly
gives him the space and alone-time he needs
introspective, wise and intelligent (asks and ponders on the deeper questions in life)
reflects back on their actions and behavior -> is self aware enough to admit when they messed up
has valuable advice to give (it's kind of a pattern, he's definitely drawn to attractive brains and mindsets)
is open-minded and ready for new experiences -> not closed off and hesistant or scared of everything
would like to go on fun trips and activities with him
okay with more of a slow-burn but consistent and stable relationship -> doesn't rush to proceed quickly (like someone who's alright with getting to know each other slowly, maybe even start as his best friend first)
turn off's
overly emotional and dramatic (he'd feel overwhelmed and eventually drained)
but also too cold and severely detached (someone who has no sympathy for the people around them)
acts cowardly and avoids facing the consequences of their own actions
uselessly mean and cruel with their words
too proud and self-centered -> puts themselves and their own needs above others
full of selfish greed and doesn't know how to appreciate and be grateful for what they already have
clings to him and gets too possessive or controlling
too focused on superficial values (like money, fame, reputation, material possessions, etc..)
never satisfied with themselves nor the people around them -> keeps nagging, complaining and just spreading unpleasant energy
feels attacked quickly, takes everything personally and gets defensive right away
suga
turn on's
has a strong and transformative effect on the people around them (powerful presence, lingers in your mind)
knows what it's like to struggle and has gained inner strength from the experience (i.e. he thinks it's impressive to hear stories about how someone overcame a seemingly hopeless situation and learned from it in hindsight)
therefore has a good understanding of life and a lot of wisdom (keeps intriguing him with their mindset, words, thoughts, etc.)
deep and complex personalities
i keep hearing “dark”, i can see him liking when people are dressed in black, have darker hair, tattoos, etc.
doesn't insert themselves in unnecessary drama or conflicts and doesn't engage in childish gossip
has a good eye for detail and is quietly observant -> remembers the minor things about others (i.e. he'd love if his partner overheard him talking about a specific gift he wants and secretly bought it for him)
generous and giving to their loved ones (gifts really are the way to his heart)
very clever, quick-witted -> challenges him mentally
turn off's
doesn't have their priorities straight
delusional and overly unrealistic
too childish and emotionally immature
stuck in the past -> holds endless grudges and keeps bringing up old incidents
too naive and optimistic all the time -> doesn't wanna acknowledge reality for what it is, actively avoids negativity and runs away from their problems
takes unnecessary risks, is too wild and untamed (like a loose cannon type of free spirit he can't keep track of)
too simple-minded -> doesn't comprehend or care about the deeper things in life
he's likely to just not vibe with overly protected and overly privileged people who've never had to go through any hardship in their life
cares too much about being liked by everyone and gets obsessed over what people think
doesn't know how to assert themselves and actively avoids confrontation
j-hope
turn on's
very talented or skilled at something (especially in an artistic field)
humble, grounded and always eager to expand their knowledge and improve their craft
self-aware -> can recognize and admit to their mistakes
but doesn't linger and dwell on them too much -> knows how to grow and learn from their failures
chooses their battles wisely -> doesn't engage in unnecessary conflict and arguments (peacemakers who don't like fighting)
soft- and kindhearted (someone with pure intentions)
has a strong sense of responsibility and duty
carries a lot of inner strength and resilience
knows how to take care of themselves and decorate their own garden -> doesn't always need to rely on people to do the hard work for them
doesn't beat around the bush too much and expresses themselves in a clear manner
tbh, i keep getting that he's just very into self-development. he feels drawn to people who are always set on becoming the best version of themselves and would love to be on their side for that journey
turn off's
overly selfish and greedy for material things -> doesn't enjoy sharing or taking other people's needs into consideration (like if someone turned out to be hoarding money secretly he'd get the ick majorly)
gets overly controlling or possessive of him
behaves like a stubborn know-it-all and refuses to listen to his side of the story
too secretive and closed off from him -> keeps confusing him and sending mixed signals
puts on too much of a mysterious and hard-to-get act
too negative, pessimistic and dark
doesn't tell him about their thoughts or feelings leaving him wondering and worrying
deceptive (like someone who tries to cover up their mistakes and isn't upfront and genuine in the things they do, only does it for the show)
refuses to change, even if deep down they know they would need to (i.e. because it negatively impacts their connection)
bottom of deck was the two of cups. i kept getting this very forgiving and accepting energy from him, where it doesn't seem like he has these extremely specific expectations. he's okay with his partner not being perfect, because as long as he genuinely loves them, he's willing to work on their downfalls together. very sweet energy. (probably my favorite out of bts)
namjoon
turn on's
has a lot discipline, drive and willpower
knows how to keep their focus on their goals and doesn't allow anyone to stand in their way -> very determined and ambitious
courageous and willing to take on tasks others avoid (like the person who steps up first to do the hard work no one else wants to do)
capable of enduring and withstanding life's trials in a strong manner
likes to be a source of support and guidance for the people around them
uses their resources or platform for a higher good (i.e. someone who donates money to the less fortunate or helps out the homeless, likes doing volunteer work)
knows how to be grateful, as well as appreciate and count their blessings
capable of creating deep, meaningful and emotionally intimate connections to people
loves deeply and intensely
possessive and protective over what belongs to them (can see this applying to not only material goods, but also the people they're close to -> someone who looks after their territory)
turn off's
overly delusional and unrealistic
has their head in the clouds and rose-colored glasses on all the time
doesn't know what they want in life and struggles to make clear decisions -> keeps leading people on
refuses to admit their faults and doesn't learn from their mistakes -> keeps themselves stuck and self-sabotages
too lazy to work for their own success and sucks up to people in the spotlight in order to benefit from them (don't hate me but i can see him feeling turned off by privileged chaebols or nepo babys who didn't really work for their own success)
has no control over their emotions or rage -> explodes or lashes out on people
lets their frustration out on the people around them
unreliable and doesn't stick to their words -> says one thing but ends up doing another
acts irresponsibly and recklessly
doesn't know how to take life seriously and cracks jokes at inappropriate times
tactless and ill-mannered (like he'd feel the ick if someone laughed inappropriately during the discussion of a serious matter)
he had so much to say for the turn off's. he definitely gives me this vibe of having very high standards. i can sense this balance of tough love and thoughtful empathy in him, which definitely makes him an impressive and commendable leader. it's kinda like he was made for the role, really.
jimin
turn on's
intelligent, articulate and eloquent speakers -> always finds the right thing to say in the right moment
capable of being logical and objective when the situation calls for it
level-headed and swift at making decisions (he's someone who can struggle with this a lot, which is why he can feel drawn to a person who's more decisive and clear in their thought-process than him)
isn't afraid to argue and knows how to confidently hold their ground in a strong but diplomatic manner, without crossing lines
however self-aware enough to know when it's time to step back and admit they're wrong
loyal, committed and dedicated to everything they do
seeks peace and quietness (he enjoys intimate and relaxing alone-time with the person on his side, and wants them to feel like a break from all the stress)
has an inspiring, uplifting and encouraging effect on the people around them
capable of understanding his emotional needs and attuning their behavior, actions and words to them (he can need a little bit of sugarcoating sometimes)
has a profound capacity of connecting to people on a deep and emotional level
turn off's
acts like they're entitled to have a say in his life and allows themselves to command him around
too traditional, conservative and narrow-minded -> judgemental towards people different to them
childish and emotionally immature (example: throws a fit and acts like an offended child once told about their wrongdoing without acknowledging their mistakes. most members seem to not like that in a person)
lack of integrity and weak moral compass
doesn't care about adjusting their actions to the situation and struggles understanding their need to do so
tactless and impolite (especially verbally)
lacks empathy and compassion for their loved ones -> too emotionally detached and cold in relationships
gets a kick out of hurting and offending others
taehyung
turn on's
has an intriguing and mysterious aura to them -> awakens his curiosity and makes him want to get to know them closer
is more closed off and private about their life matters (a person who just gives off this impression that no one actually knows them)
can give off a cold aura but is much more passionate and enthusiastic about their personal endeavors than what meets the eye (also doesn't feel the need to rub their success or achievements into people's faces)
has depth and complexity to their personality -> knows how to talk about deeper and serious subjects in life
but can also have fun, be playful and whimsical at times
he loves duality
someone who's usually mature, grounded and disciplined but also carries this inner child-like excitement about life
trustworthy, dependable and responsible
dedicated and committed to him
capable of maintaining a good work-life balance
turn off's
too lazy and doesn't hold themselves to any sort of standards (like they don't care about improving themselves in any way out of comfort)
too deadbeat, boring, uptight and serious all the time
has an outdated and overly conservative attitude
stuck in their own beliefs and condemning towards views different to their own
not appreciative and very “meh” about the important people in their lives -> doesn't care to put in any effort into their relationships
too self-centered and only focused on their own desires
clouded and blinded by their emotions all the time -> lacks decisiveness
too emotionally needy and whiny
thinks they're superior him to him or entitled to tell him what to do -> acts controlling
jungkook
turn on's
he loooves a chase and having to work for their attention -> inaccessibility can intrigue and attract him (i.e. if a group of people showed interest in him, the one who doesn't would stand out and catch his attention more)
has strong values and convictions -> isn't afraid to uphold their principles and defend themselves or their loved ones when the situation calls for it
intelligent, eloquent and articulate speaker -> good with words (he likes beautiful and melodic voices too, would love to just sit and listen to his s/o talk for hours)
has clear objectives and goals in life -> knows exactly what they want and how to get it (will make it clear to him as well, isn't a simping yes-man who just adapts themselves to him all the time)
knows their worth and doesn't give in to people quickly
successful but humble about their achievements
loyal and committed to the people they love
stands behind their words and keeps their promises
polite and well-mannered
brings a sense of stability and comfort to the people around them (like a person who's this dependable and reliable pillar for their loved ones)
has a good balance of more “masculine” and “feminine” energy -> someone who can be dominant, powerful and assertive but also nurturing, loving and soft
he likes playful push and pull (like giving in for a kiss and stopping just timely enough to leave him wanting more)
turn off's
too competitive, egocentric and greedy -> doesn't know how to give in or grant others their rightful spotlight
ill-mannered, discourteous and tactless -> isn't capable of reading the room and acts impulsively without consideration for the people around them
impolite and offensive with the way they speak
constantly negative and pessimistic -> always finds something to complain about and ruins the mood
lets out their frustrations on the people around them
acts superior to others with nothing to back it up with (basically an inflated ego)
sucks up to him, puts on a fake act just to impress him (like a simp who just plays mr/ms perfect for him, he isn't easily fooled and can see through someone pretending to be something they're not)
too secretive and mysterious -> unsettles him, makes him question their motives (someone who keeps making him feel like they're hiding something and have an ulterior motive or hidden agenda)
doesn't commit to what they say -> leads him on, says they'll do one thing but end up doing another
i kinda struggled explaining this but i got the ace of wands plus the world. basically means a spark of passion, a new beginning, but putting an end to it before it could develop further -> he wants someone who's in it for the longterm and not just a one-time thing.
jk essentially just needs to feel the sincerity behind someone's intentions and actions. he doesn't trust people easily anymore and gets suspicious. he can easily feel turned off by people who are obviously just sucking up to him or making him feel like they want to be with him for the wrong reasons.
obviously, he wouldn't wanna be with a person who only sees him as someone they can benefit from. he's used to people simping for him (it's giving “been there done that, don't want that anymore”), so he can feel drawn to people who don't really care; since that'd mean they're more likely to overlook his status, fame, etc. and look at him as a person, rather than an idol, fantasy or an opportunity for their own good.
The Handsome Bandit
Steal from the rich and give to poor, does this include wives? While holding a evil billionaire’s wife for ransom, Our man of the hour begins to fall for the beautiful captive.
Bandit! Kim Taehyung x Housewife! Chubby reader
Harsh Language, Cheeky Taehyung, Sassy Reader, Stealing hearts , Kidnapping, Mild Violence, Angst, Betrayal and Slight Humor.
It's pushing midnight. Ugh! He promised me He wouldn't be late.
Aw! It's gorgeous tonight too. So much for "Date Night." Is it too much to ask for an adventure under the stars with the one you love? Apparently, It's as if I'm asking my celebrity crush to marry me and He's been dead for years so that's out the window. Guess It's the basic trio again; Me, Myself, and I...Oh, look who just arrived my special friend, Food-
" No, I must hold out until He gets home." but honestly who knows when He will show his face again. One time, He come back until mid-morning two days later.
"Yea, Screw it."
Crash!
Immediately, You took shelter under the kitchen island. You can't focus on hearing the intruder's footsteps, Your heart was beating too fast...As matter of a fact, It was dead silent,
Maybe it was just a stupid kid who ball scattered the window and not a creep coming to collect my organs.
You had a hunch the paranoia wasn't unnecessary yet you proceeded out of your hiding spot...and remarkably your insinuations were proven wrong with the visible evidence of a simple accident. A baseball, Glass, Giant footprint- Wait?!
"I'm sorry about this, Love."
You let a blood-curdling cry as your vision was reduced to pitch-black. A couple of minutes later, You woke up to the same emptiness-However two new additions emerged to your list of problems; You were bound and gagged.
“ I thought you said you only take expensive valuables! You know diamonds, Gems-not a woman!” The voice sound like an older gentleman; He spoke with a British accent that of the blue blood ages. “ Out of all the treasures in that devil’s mansion, You took this wife?! For god sake’s, man, What were you thinking!?”
Though your eyesight is constricted, the person to whom the man was fussing burned a hole through the blank fold.
“Listen, I have no intentions of harming her but I don’t know how else to take this bastard down-My only decision was to play dirty.”
The man huffed still not convinced. “ Well, Whatever your planing ensure not a hair is out of place on Mrs. Pendragon’s head! Or it’s your head!”
Slam!
“Alright, Mrs. Pendragon, like I said no harm will come to you if.. you behave.” His titter was a slap in the face along with a minty scent but nothing prepared you for the unveiling of your kidnapper.
You're eyes met a handsome young man probably edging in his late twenties. He smirked at your expression. " Remember you're married.”
He earned a scoffed out of you.
Choosing to not acknowledge his over self-flattery, instead, you asked. “ Why are you doing this?.. What do you expect to gain?”
“I want leverage-it’s playing dirty but it’s fair when it comes to men like your husband.” He explained, popping your personal space bubble. “ Mrs. Pendragon, You might not have the slightest clue as to who your husband really is-Hell, I’ll put money on you not even knowing his line of work.”
He got you there. You could only assume your hubby works in an office environment by his suit and tie uniform.
“You’re cute speechless.” He grinned.
“I wish I could say the same for you-“
Your sassy remark was cut short when his large hand squeezed your cheeks quite unpleasantly. “ Watch your mouth or I’ll-.” He bared in his teeth at you.
“ What do you think you're doing?!” The round man has returned this time with a gray briefcase. “Get your filthy hands off her.” He was quick to snatch the man by the collar. “ Do you not understand if there is a scratch on her we are as good as dead?! An eyelash from her cost more than the two of us combined!”
The bastard rolled his eyes as the round man rushed to your aid. " I'm very sorry about Mr. Kim, I guess where he comes from people lack in manners."
Kim?
"Listen, Mr.-?"
"Jonathan. Miss, Jonathan Clementine." Jonathan gently laid a kiss on your knuckles.
"Mr.Jonathan, Like I told the brute- I don't know what your taking to gain? My hubby hardly ever comes home he usually stays at the hotel across the street from his work. If you think I'm his main priority you would be wrong." You confessed yet you didn't seem upset by the truth this fact rubbed Mr.Kim the wrong way.
"Are you telling me He wouldn't give a damn if you were gone?!"
"No, More like he wouldn't notice right away."
"You got to be kidding me?! If I had a plump gorgeous lover at home like you, I would be running home."
Your face can't help but heat up at his forward remarks.
LAST CALL: Have you watched all of the RUN BTS episodes?
Can you spill the tea on bts kinks? ;P
Lord these had me blushing hahaha
Jin - the emperor - I mean…he likes being in control. Might like being older than his partners dksns since the king is holding a wand/scepter(?) possibly like to use a wand toy(?) on his partner. Might like power roleplay.
Yoongi - queen of cups - this one had me rolling lmao. He has a mommy kink. He might like partners who are older than him. If it’s a woman then might fantasize about getting them pregnant.
Hoseok - temperance - orgasm play. Is that what you call it? Oh edging? When you bring someone to near orgasm but then deny them of it sksjsk.
Namjoon - 6 of cups and the sun - he’s the only one that had two cards fly out. Like fly out. He’s into younger partners. Might be into voyeurism? Like showing his partner off? He’s the one I was sweating the most when the cards came out lol.
Jimin - 6 of swords - is he into foreigners? Or just having sex secretly.
Taehyung - the devil - need I say more? I mean…
Jungkook - 5 of cups - oh lord it just kicked in sksjkss angry makeup sex after an argument sksnsk I need to go omg