I Could Fix Him I Could Make Worse Well I Can Make Pasta :)

“I could fix him” “I could make worse” well I can make pasta :)

Andrew Garfield and Robert Pattinson have similar inexplicable energy HOWEVER where their energies differ is how they would act in a romanticized version of Paris. Garfield would take you to a private terrace candlelit dinner with a 300 dollar bottle of wine and then very earnestly tell you all about how the Eiffel Tower is actually a mirage that we've all created in our heads and how that says beautiful things about humanity and connection. Rob would be in the catacombs with a bone in his mouth. You go to an art museum and Andrew is off the cuff coming up with the most bizzare interpretations of da Vinci's work while Pattinson is unironically trying to eat the oil paintings. You go to that bridge that couples put locks on and Andrew has somehow handcrafted a lock in the shape of a realistic heart and swallows the key instead of throwing it into the river to protect the environment while Rob is fully trying to steal other people's locks. you know what I mean?

the venn diagram of the social network fans and simon and garfunkel fans is a circle

this is your yearly reminder that dispite the fact that it is an essential part of filmmaking and people literally die doing it, there is no oscar for stunts.

“I love that hour of the party when everyone’s settled into their discomfort and someone tells you something really important—in passing—because it’s too painful any other way.”

— — Alex Dimitrov, from “Love,” Love and Other Poems (via lifeinpoetry)

ok so i just bought a subscription to national theatre at home so i can watch angels in america right?? right

EXCEPT i accidentally paid for a full year in advance instead of just this month so i guess im going to be watching a lot of theatre this year