Crowley: *is Freaking Out Because Aziraphale Has A Broken Nail*

Crowley: *is freaking out because Aziraphale has a broken nail*

Aziraphale: “I would say ‘you should see the other guy’ but I believe the funeral is closed casket”

Crowley: *is discorporated from being turned on too violently*

I had to explain to my mom that no I’m not stressed because we’re on out way to drop me off at college. I’m stressed because Oscar Wilde died for a SECOND TIME in a role playing game and his life partner was going to have to save him AGAIN. Who needs real world problems when you have this level of angst

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My roommate: “Who was your top artist this year?”

Me *mumbling*: “Gay steampunk space pirates”

Fun facts I learned scrolling through the Marvel wiki

-When eternals  are reborn they change appearance, which is why Ajak, Makkari, and Sprite were all men for most of the comics and then turned into women

-Druig is cousins with Ikaris who is cousins with Sersi who is cousins with Sprite. I don’t know how they have cousins if they’re created and trying to figure it out gave me a headache

-Notable aliases include: Ika Harris, Mark Curry, Ivan Druig, Thena Elliot, Sylvia Sersi, which are all the name equivalent of wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses as a disguise

-Thena= Greek goddess Athena, Makkari= Roman god Mercury, Ikaris= Icarus from Greek mythology, Phastos= Greek god Hephaestus, Sersi= the Greek sorceress Circe, Ajak= Greek hero Ajax, Gilgamesh= Mesopotamian hero Gilgamesh, Kingo= Babylonian god Kingu (not canonical like the others but I think it’s right)

-Most of the other eternals get referred to as gods sometimes and Druig gets referred to as Satan sometimes (he’s evil in the comics)

-Sprite was the inspiration for Puck and Peter Pan

-Sprite pretended to be a child actor on a show called “That’s So Sprite”

-Makkari lost her speech and hearing trying to reach a dead celestial 

-Gilgamesh was flatmates with Hercules

-Only Kingo seems to have an actual last name for some reason

-Sersi’s boyfriend Dane comes from a long line of evil knights and his sword is basically the anti-Excalibur which is much cooler than being a noble descendant of Arthur like I thought he was going to be

When there’s not enough fanfiction about your favorite character:

“I really hope my omniscient boss doesn’t look through my eyes as I read these top secret plans the Archivist made” I call as I pull up the worst smut I can find