Fun Facts I Learned Scrolling Through The Marvel Wiki

Fun facts I learned scrolling through the Marvel wiki

-When eternals  are reborn they change appearance, which is why Ajak, Makkari, and Sprite were all men for most of the comics and then turned into women

-Druig is cousins with Ikaris who is cousins with Sersi who is cousins with Sprite. I don’t know how they have cousins if they’re created and trying to figure it out gave me a headache

-Notable aliases include: Ika Harris, Mark Curry, Ivan Druig, Thena Elliot, Sylvia Sersi, which are all the name equivalent of wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses as a disguise

-Thena= Greek goddess Athena, Makkari= Roman god Mercury, Ikaris= Icarus from Greek mythology, Phastos= Greek god Hephaestus, Sersi= the Greek sorceress Circe, Ajak= Greek hero Ajax, Gilgamesh= Mesopotamian hero Gilgamesh, Kingo= Babylonian god Kingu (not canonical like the others but I think it’s right)

-Most of the other eternals get referred to as gods sometimes and Druig gets referred to as Satan sometimes (he’s evil in the comics)

-Sprite was the inspiration for Puck and Peter Pan

-Sprite pretended to be a child actor on a show called “That’s So Sprite”

-Makkari lost her speech and hearing trying to reach a dead celestial 

-Gilgamesh was flatmates with Hercules

-Only Kingo seems to have an actual last name for some reason

-Sersi’s boyfriend Dane comes from a long line of evil knights and his sword is basically the anti-Excalibur which is much cooler than being a noble descendant of Arthur like I thought he was going to be

When there’s not enough fanfiction about your favorite character:

The fact that Phastos probably spent .03 seconds coming up with the alias Phil Stoss and then his husband took his last name is so funny to me

*As the team is heading out to chase down an unsub*

Penelope: Don’t die

Spencer: You can’t tell me what to do

I love that most people would look at die hard Lakers fan Ryan and puppet creator Shane and conclude that Ryan is the cool one and Shane is the weird one but in reality it’s usually Shane (and the fandom) making fun of Ryan for being weird

Tired: Insecure autistic character with only one friend who no one else likes  and is not interested in nor capable of having a romantic relationship and whose problems are all caused by his autism

Wired: An autistic character with confidence falling out of his butt who is liked by a lot of people, is canonically a ladies (and guys) man, and many problems are caused by people reacting badly to his autism.