I Had To Explain To My Mom That No Im Not Stressed Because Were On Out Way To Drop Me Off At College.

I had to explain to my mom that no I’m not stressed because we’re on out way to drop me off at college. I’m stressed because Oscar Wilde died for a SECOND TIME in a role playing game and his life partner was going to have to save him AGAIN. Who needs real world problems when you have this level of angst

In honor of Rusty Quill Gaming coming to an end: here’s some of my favorite out of character quotes from the cast (it’s mostly just Alex being relatable):

-I think some other people maintain actual friendships. I myself don’t, but I understand it as a life choice

-I once had to explain to my parents that they should be proud of me because I spend all my time in a padded room

-I’m here because I like forcing casual misery on all the people I know and love

-Am I the only one that found God kind of hot?

-You can treat you body like a temple... of Dionysus

-Will they make it? I suppose we’ll all find out on ao3

-Aren’t we all just meat beanbags?

-Give me a second while I check my human interaction dictionary

-Souls just get in the way

-I don’t care about the content, I care about your misery

-I realized I can achieve my aims if I set my aims to “be punished and fail”

-I don’t like that you can all see the cracked foundation upon which I am going to build this cathedral of hate

-There’s numbers and emotions and those are the two most difficult things

Okay but that specific one shot actually helped me with my religious trauma because I now only think of “sexy twink” Jesus and what he would want for me

RQG canon: years worth of carefully-crafted lore and foreshadowing, complex characters and relationships, high stakes with real consequences

RQG oneshots: okay, helen just successfully seduced jesus, so let’s cut back to where to where alex is making out with a furby-

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My roommate: “Who was your top artist this year?”

Me *mumbling*: “Gay steampunk space pirates”

Reid: “The doctor said to tell you all if I start experiencing symptoms due to sleep deprivation. I don’t know why, though. There’s not much a bunch of floating pineapples can do.”

Hotch:

Garcia:

Morgan:

Emily:

JJ:

Rossi, grabbing his keys: “Guess who just won his fourth doctor’s visit for the month”

What I expected to get from listening to TMA Q&A’s: fun facts about the show

What I got: a mild but genuine fear of Alexander J Newall