This Is The Day I Learned You Made Chapters

This is the day I learned you made Chapters

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

One door closes, but Pandora’s box opens.

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First chapter of Broken Melodies! Can’t believe I actually did it! This is about a week’s worth of work, hope you all like it!

Later chapters will be longer, this one’s just setup (duh).

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

Fun! I love the little Poltchageist fella, I'm probably gonna use all the pokemon I catch in the area so I can get them on my pokedex, because I surely Don't have it on my other Pokedex with all the paradox pokemon. I'm so happy others gave it to me on mystery trade. Hell I didn't even finnish the story, but I do the like DLC a lot.

But seeing the Spoilers actuellly made me touch my dusted uncharched Nintendo switch-

I've had my little bird Double team to the max and started growling at poltcageist, just to swap it with my waffle the houden ♡

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

YEAAAAAH HUMANOI BUG FANFICTION LETS GO

Finnaly found it

so fellas, what're we up to?