DisasterousDuo

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ DisasterousDuo ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

How do we look in these AUs? Just curious. Also sorry for so many asks.

-Space Anon .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Don’t worry, your the only one who ask me anything, also sorry for not responding to them yesterday, I was having a bad day.

And you guys probably look like this, maybe.

(on the pants are supposed to be a smiley face and the blue portal…)

they hate each other your honor

T-posing Bloodmoon

xd

(I once saw a tumblr post with these kitty images but I couldn't find it again)

OBSESSED WITH THIS THANK YOU<3<3<3

The Pirate’s Fairytale

Ch. 1 Meeting a Pirate

Sunny’s view

I wake up with a yawn as I look at my clock, 7 am. Getting out of bed, I check the calendar, looking at the date.

July 16….

July 16!

Me and Moon’s birthday!

I rush out of my room, and immediately bump into someone.

When I look up, I see Eclipse glaring down at me, “Watch where you’re going dork.”

Before I could say anything, he picks me up with his tentacles, then leaves.

As I watch him leave, I mutter angrily to myself, then remember I forgot to say it was my birthday. Then I think, ‘of course he knew! He’s my brother! My taller, younger brother…’

As I continue to walk, I see Solar and Moon talking. I hear someone behind me, turn around, and see Earth.

“Hey Ear-“ I wave at her

She runs over to Moon and gives him a big hug, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOON!”

I look over at them, slowly putting my hand down, my heart slightly breaking. ‘Maybe she didn’t see me?’ I think, slightly feeling better.

Feeling more people push past me, I see all my siblings wishing Moon a happy birthday… what about me?

As I hear someone clear their throat, I look behind me and see Trashcan Man.

“Hey Trashcan!” I smile kindly at him.

“I have a name you know.” I hear him angrily grumble, but before I can say anything, he grabs me, “You need to continue your lesson, let’s go.” And drags me along.

Later

“Stupid royal lessons.” I mutter angrily and annoyed, “How come I have to do them, but no one else does?! I don’t even want to be stupid king. Why’d I have to be born first?! I always have to have it hard!”

As I continue to swim in the ocean and make coral crowns, I see a ship. Going above the water to it to check it out, I suddenly get caught in a net.

I struggle to break free from the net, only to hear, "Ye ain't human!"

Looking around at who said that, only to look down to see a short fox. Looking at the ships flag, I see it’s a pirate ship.

I reply uncomfortably, “Can you get me out of here? And who are you?”

The fox "Or a lass!" He looks more surprised.

‘Girl? I’m not a girl!’

Foxy’s view

Monty throws a bucket and mop across the deck, “Start cleaning fox!”

I glance at Freddy, who's busy cleanin' the cannons. "What's got the captain so riled up?" I ask.

“We’ve gotten no treasure for a whole week, and the crews getting hungry, especially since we have kids in the ship.”

"Ye've got to feel sorry for the captain…"

“I DONT PAY YOU TO CHIT CHAT! START WORKING!” Monty yells from his captain office.

I begin swabbin' the decks when somethin' colorful catches me eye in the water. Curious, I take a closer look and realize it's a head. Quickly, I grab the net and haul the person aboard.

When I get 'er to eye level, I see she ain't human, but a beautiful mermaid, maybe a siren? She was mostly yellow, with some red stripes on her tail and arms, her eyes were blue and orange, and she had a red amulet of some kind, not to mention a flower crown of some kind?

"Ye ain't human!" I gasp.

‘Whatever she be, she's a beauty. I could probably sell 'er for a tidy sum of gold.’

She starts to look uncomfortable as she asks, “Can you get me out of here? And who are you?”

I look surprised as I hear this, she didn’t sound like a lass, but she he looks like a lass!

“Or a lass!" I blurt out.

She He looks as angry as a stormy sea as I speak. Yet, he seems uneasy, not the type to cause real harm.

Glancing around to ensure no one's watching, finding Freddy long gone, I snatch the net. Dragging him to the ship's deck, I set him free.

He flops onto the floor face-first. I snicker quietly as he glares at me. But then, noticing his shivering, I offer him my coat.

He chirps in gratitude, or so I think. Looking around, he starts transforming into a humanoid shape.

"You can do that?" I inquire.

He nods and chirps something.

"I can't understand a word you're sayin'," I admit.

He grumbles, glancing at his hand and miming writing with the other.

"You need paper?" I ask.

He nods vigorously and chirrs. Hurrying to my quarters, I fetch a notebook and return swiftly. Handing him the paper, he begins to write something. Once done, he hands it back to me.

“I need clothes, also my names Sun. What’s yours new friend?”

"Friend? Well, this is gettin' awkward now," I mutter under me breath, considerin' I was plannin' to sell him earlier.

"My name's Foxy, and I got some clothes in me room. Come on," I say, leading Sun to me quarters to find him some gear. After he picks out a white shirt and a red skirt that fit him, we settle on me bed and start askin' each other questions—well, I ask 'em, and he scribbles his responses.

"What were ye doin' near our ship?" I inquire, loungin' on me bunk.

“I had been swimming by, and saw the ship. I was curious about it, I’ve only ever read about ships before.” Sun writes, staring at me.

"How come ye can write English but not speak it?" I ask, gazing at him curiously.

“I was taught to write English by my father.” He looks away glaring at the wall.

"I could give ye a tour of the ship if ye want," I offer, trying to change the subject.

He looks at me with stars in his eyes, chirring excitedly and giving me a hug.

I chuckle softly at his enthusiasm. Suddenly, I hear someone barging in just as Sun places his flower crown on me.

Monty yells as he fixes his gaze on me, “WHY ISNT THE FLOORS CLEAN?! AND WTF YOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD?!” Then he glances at Sun and starts to calm down a bit. “And who is this fine young lady you have with you?” He asks, kissing his hand.

I glance at Sun, noticing his annoyed expression.

Giggling softly, I watch as he quickly scribbles something in his notebook. “I’m a boy, kind sir.”

Monty stares at him for a moment, then shrugs, “Fine with me ether way.” He replies, looking confused at me for why he wrote it down.

Before anyone else can say a word, or in Sun's case, write anything else, I interject, "Sun has amnesia. He's forgotten everything except his name."

“Even how to talk?”

"Aye, even how to talk. Found him in the water like this, and I'd be keen to lend a hand, if that's fine with you," I say earnestly, giving Monty pleading eyes. Sun looks at me, then turns to Monty with the same imploring gaze.

“Ok.. ok, fine, he can stay, BUT! He has to help around the ship. And Foxy,” He looks at me intently, “You’ll be talking care of him.”

We give a thumbs up as he leaves me room. Gods, what did I get myself signed up for?

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Made October 1st, 2023 By Sunny-Sourzii