Ryan: *blushing* It's Something Brand New For Both Of Us

Ryan: *blushing* it's something brand new for both of us

Oliver: they're showing up for each other in different ways.

Buddie shippers:

“It’s a talent” (to turn off a woman so fast…)

“I’m a nester. I nest.”

Gay Eddie Pipeline

I swear ABC just isn't fair, cause this press season alone, they are so heavily implying buddie. Even the actors!! I mean Ryan and Oliver have MASTERED the love stare even offset😭🤡 #ryliver anyone? The problem is that 2 f-ing seconds after indirectly implying that Buck and Eddie are soulmates, they go on about how 'beautiful it is that friends are so vulnerable and soft with each other' like...SIR?!

I have many friends and (maybe it's just me) I've never looked at any of them the way they look at each other (MAYBE it's cause I DON'T want to spend the rest of my life joined with them in holy matrimony) but okay ...

Me, a contemporary and modern romance reader seeing the words 'cradle of femininity' and 'velvet steel' on my page for the first time:

Interviewer:

So what can we expect from Buck and Eddie this season?

Oliver:

Oh you know, beautiful friendship, personal growth, general tenderness etc...😊

Ryan:

They're gonna get real close😉 if you know what I mean....

They're gonna be together a lot😏😉 and that's all I can say🤭

*stands up and starts walking out*

*turns around*

Some might even say they come together😉😉😏

*walks out*

Interviewer:

Okay I guess that's all we had time fo-

Ryan:

*running back in*

*panting and wheezing*: they're gonna fuck nasty, multiple times, repeatedly and they'll make out nonstop.

Anthony: You better not seduce my sister!!

Simon:

*Literally 4 chapters later*

Simon and Daphne: